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The Saga of Snowflake - Post 1: Of Sexism and Stubbornness

2020.09.23 18:45 Altruistic_Mirror The Saga of Snowflake - Post 1: Of Sexism and Stubbornness

Hello to those that read this. I want to start this post off by prefacing that I wasn’t sure about writing this post. I reasoned that I would allow this memory to fade into my subconsciousness, let it absorb into the grey matter with my baby memories, and move on. I had accepted that this was going to be part of my D&D experience, learn from it, go forward and be better off for having experienced a really shitty time. However, I joined into some D&D Discord Servers and when others told of their horror story, and I was asked to share mine, this came out. The entire Server, twenty people strong, were silent for almost fifteen minutes as I told them what had happened. It recently came to my attention that the story’s gotten a meme following – pulling a Snowflake.
I am touched that so many sympathised with me and understood my angst, discomfort and – only minor – rage at what a player put me through. It was through their encouragement that I’ve finally sat down to write this. To them I thank you.
This is probably going to get split into multiple arcs as Snowflake had issues with players, the game and the platforms we played on – so forgive me if I get lost in the detail as I relive this memory. I’ll also warn you that the story may have some unanswered questions, or details that may seem irrelevant upon first glance, but I assure you they’ll make sense by the end. I’ll also state here that we’re all, sorta, kinda, might still be, friends. I’m not sure. Whatever our friendship statuses are like, Snowflake’s disrespectful, sexist, self-absorbed and conceited complaining ass is certainly on the fringe of our friend’s circle.
P.S. I am glad to report that things transpired to remove Snowflake from our friend group. I’ll leave that detail for the final post.
Players:
· Spartan – Goliath Totem Barbarian
· Dutchie – Wood Elf Four Elements Monk
· Historian – Half-Elf Beast Master Revised Ranger (Crocodile animal companion)
· Wolf – Half-Elf Eldritch Knight Fighter
· Snowflake – Human Gloomstalker Ranger
· Little One – Halfling Thief Rogue
· Tuga – Aasimar Abjuration Wizard
Detail 1: I was the only experienced D&D player of the core groups. None had rolled a dice in anger, rage quit over a Nat 1 or Freaked-the-****-Out over the line ‘describe the kill’ (my homage to a certain “How do you wanna do this?”) when the BBEG gets gakked. Detail 2: The game started out because of lockdown forcing all of us indoors for the foreseeable future. Detail 3: It started out with a main game running on the Sunday, only for lockdown to kick us back indoors and a second, weekday game, started up. See post 3 for that story. Detail 4: Tuga, the only other experienced player, would eventually drop out of the Sunday game because Snowflake had drained all the enjoyment out of it. He did though, join into the weekday game with the same players, minus Snowflake.
Now, with all that out of the way; let the nightmare begin.
As a collective we agreed to play a game of D&D with a session 0 being planned for the Sunday soon to follow. That never actually happened because the enthusiasm of all the players, and the continual ability for anyone to ask questions at any time, meant that went out the window rather quickly. The players very rapidly developed characters and the groups were split apart as availability became our deciding factor of who went where. It worked out rather well as this left a balanced party of front line and magic with the exception of nothing really in the realm of healing. I reasoned that healing potions would be easy to come across to fix this problem. Teething issues aside, our game got of to a fantastic start. With everyone being inexperienced, aside from Tuga, I told them that I would run them through a railroad five – which turned into ten - games, to get them up to speed on what D&D had to offer. Even in that first game, Snowflake showed us all that he was going to be ‘that player.’
Red Flag 1: Telling Others How to Play Their Character. My first session was the standard ‘get the party together’ tavern scene. I didn’t want them, as new players, wandering around the world I’d developed and getting overwhelmed. Instead, I had them enter a contest to win some long dead adventurers gear held in trust by the magical institute he died in service to. Obvious plot line or what?
The contest would be a number of skill challenges that would allow them to get to grips with their stat blocks and figure out where things were on the character sheet; y’know, familiarise them before any sort of combat. PC interaction, roleplay with NPC’s and general tomfoolery I hoped would follow. I don’t exactly remember how the skills broke down, but I tried tailoring the challenge to a skill I knew they’d have to play the deck in their favour.
The rogue did a knife throwing challenge, the fighter did the arm-wrestling strength thing and then Snowflake stepped up into the stage and did a constitution save vs magical drink challenge, which will become important in a moment. Between the events I allowed them to do some interactions with the NPC’s which included a Dragonborn representing the magical institute, a genasi bar maid/owner and the other competing groups. The important one for the first red flag came in the guise of a Dwarf merchant with a fat coin purse. Immediately the Rogue took the bait and said ‘I want to roll to pick-pocket him.’
Before I can even say anything about how she can go about it, give me the step by step play and flesh out the details in her mind of how she wants to do it; Snowflake, out of character, jumps in and firmly states “If you do that, my character will be pissed with you.”
Now Snowflake had no right to say that, he stomped all over another players clever moment of inspiration – one of the first for the night – just because, in his own words, he didn’t want to deal with the consequences if she were to get caught. Further to this, he then started trying to justify what he said, against me the DM, that his passive perception as a Ranger would let him see what the Rogue was doing. I politely tried to explain that this wasn’t exactly how it worked, that if she rolled lower than his passive perception score then he might see it if she was within eyesight ect. He eventually acquiesced and the game attempted to get rolling again. The damage was done, the momentum was broken, and our Rogue just rolled, rolling low. I’d made the Dwarf a super flamboyant person who was a thief himself. He played into the game, scolded the rapscallion for being cheeky, before sitting down at their table to warn them about the other groups. This, had a limited effect.
The continual passive aggressiveness and the unwillingness to let the issue die meant that there was a dark aura hovering over our gaming experience. I eventually said fuck-it and pushed the next chellenge and Snowflake set himself forward. Recall that I said ‘magical’ drink, well this was meant to be something lighthearted and fun. They scraped a victory and as an aside, Snowflake was given some minor magical effects as part of the fun of everything. The first drink meant that as he talked bubbles randomly burbled out of his mouth, he snapped his fingers and Dancing Lights came out and the final one was that the bar maid and he started getting flirty as ‘something about him’ was so charming. It was my way to try and appease him – bad idea – and give the rest something fun.
In the background to this I had presented the players with several riddles, something it turned out Little One was very good at. This, I hoped, would get them talking as their characters to one another and start to blur the line between ‘the player’ and ‘the character.’ Little One figured the first two out almost instantly; either she’d seen them before or was just that damn gifted. This, for some reason, was a problem to Snowflake.
He intruded and started going off about how she wasn’t playing her character…, while being out of character himself? I wasn’t sure where his mind was at in that moment, probably in his ass considering he was talking out of it. He was complaining that his potential party was succeeding at gaining magical items. A ‘what-the-****’ moment if I’ve ever heard of one. This went on until I diffuse the situation by explaining that certain things couldn’t be done purely in character – such as explaining spells. How do you explain what a Wisdon Saving Throw is? You can’t, so you don’t, and accept the effort where it’s put. Not Snowflake.
The contest was a narrow win for the party and considering none had seen much in the way of magic portrayed beyond the spell list for their various classes, I felt this would be a cool narrative tool that might generate that clearly awkward and clunky character interaction. Keep this in mind, the party had interacted with my NPC’s and I was still hopeful that all things would work out for the best.
The party won their items; a Scroll of Water Breathing, a Healing Potion or two, a Deck of Enchanted Cards, and the object that was the latent plot hook for when the game moved beyond my railroad intro. The object was a glass cube that held within it a number of ancient treasure maps that wouldn’t mean anything to the players until they could do some research on them and this would lead them to gaining some lore. They made a Check and it was a scraped pass unto which I flubbed up some fluff and said – in my ‘best’ posh English narrator accent - “Ah yes, it would seem that the flickering fire in the wall sconces isn’t quite enough to gain a clear picture of what’s inside. You do however see a large X that seems to indicate something important.’ The session then ended with the enemy contestants coming over, being thinly threatening, and then walking away.
The Deck of Cards brought forward the first sign that Snowflake had all the sharing skills of a toddler who only knows the word ‘mine.’ You see, I threw in a Deck of Wonderous Items that the party could pull once per week and get a magical item that had a 50/50 chance of giving them something useful, or a funny semi-curse that would then lead them to interact with either a religious organisation or the magical school. Y’know, give them some easy ways into finding some friendly NPC’s that might stick with them throughout the game. When it was decided to share all they had won to investigate them, Snowflake took the Deck. And I mean, took.
The Wizard asked if he could ‘take’ the scroll so he could put it into his spell book and thus be able to cast it on the party as often as they needed it. Little One’s Rogue ‘looked into’ the cube to try and figure out what it was all about. Snowflake rolled up to figure out what the Deck did, only upon discovering the possibility the cards had to enchant his bow…
Into this I was describing, answering questions and letting them have a bit of interparty chat about what these could mean. The lore told them that the dead adventurer had died at sea and his ship was left abandoned - thus the intrigue - and the Cube. When this ended and Little One asked Snowflake if she could take a look at the cards, they were now ‘his’ cards.
They were ‘his’ cards because “everyone else took an item, it’s not my fault you took the crappier ones.” This escalated to the point where Little One put the Cube back onto the table, pushed it at him, and offered to allow him to check it out and see if he could do any better. He refused, citing reasons that his character wouldn’t trust her character to return the cards.

WHY?! Why on earth would that matter in this moment? Considering he was unable to figure out why the NPC Dwarf spun around on her, that we had all ‘agreed’ that he didn’t and wouldn’t know about her being a Rogue Thief as the party hadn’t even picked level 3 subclasses yet. This was his dick power move bull shit that had no relevance to the game beyond him wanting to feel big and powerful. I stepped in, again, and said, again, that his out of game commentary on how others were playing their characters should ‘not’ influence how his character would perceive other characters. That is part of the game. Being able to differentiate your own feelings from that of your character. But no, he argued and argued until everyone was sick of it and we just wanted to end the game. This is important later, as his hypocrisy only grew as the games went on.
Red Flag 2: Unwilling to Accept Dice Rolls. The session wrap-up was my chance to get feedback from the players. I wanted to double-check everything they had experienced was fun and understandable. To all, both early and late groups – recall I was double stacking these games, this was a lot of fun and everyone really enjoyed it. Then…, He who has been dubbed Snowflake, opened up and started wheedling and needling on issues that he felt were a smirch and a slight against him. He whinged that the bar maid who he attempted to get some cuddle time with was not responsive enough to him. When I reminded him that he barely roleplayed with her, and his Nat 2 Performance roll probably had something to do with it. That, was unacceptable! He ‘demanded’ that his low Performance roll doesn’t count and he isn’t going to play it. That “it isn’t fair I put in all this effort for my dice roll to mean I don’t get any.” I ignored the stupidity of that statement and asked him if there was anything else. He then rounding on the players. He snottily pointed out when the party had tried to figure out what was in the Cube map, “If you had asked my character to help, you would have succeeded.”
This, he felt, was a greater exemplification of him not getting a moment to shine… even though he soloed a drinking contest…, and hit on the bar maid…, and was for the sake of fun and giggles getting ‘cosy’ with the bar maid… Y’know, having quite a lot of time in the spotlight as an individual. But nooooooo, he wanted something that would allow his level 1 character to be an epic badass and score with the pretty, completely imaginary, blonde genasi. I bring up ‘blonde’ for a reason.
You see, Little One just so happened to be blonde. She also just so happened to be a player that Snowflake had/has an unresolved crush on – more on this in another post. I’m not exactly sure how being a conceited douche and trying to Machismo his way into telling her character what to do is a way to get in anyone’s good graces – answers please don’t leave in the comments.
Red Flag 3: Childish Whinging, and Doesn’t Want to Work as a Team Game two was pretty much just a combat encounter as a result of their winning the game but even this had problems. He argued that others should work better with him, that they should metagame and figure out the ultimate strategy for epicness and damage calculating awesomeness! All d8+d6 of it. After game and between the weekly game it would seem that I was not the only recipient of complaints and endless debate on the mechanics of D&D. Everyone heard about how he was trying to figure out the best way to get the most damage, that regardless of what others tried to advise, he knew better and his character needed to be the core of any battle tactic. I avoided most of this by reminding him, again, that he was level 1. I also reminded him that he was playing the ‘revised’ ranger. Note, emphasis, please. The ranger was a notoriously weak class that was revised by the people who make D&D who had to buff it to make it stack up against the other classes. Even with this, the Ranger is still notoriously meh. The class abilities, the things that make each class unique and stand out, are very game dependant – in my opinion – and even without this caveat; the level 1 ability of the Ranger isn’t really all that unique. It can be replicated with good dice rolls, a universal skill available to all classes and a background feature that does pretty much the same thing.
He didn’t listen.
We move into game three, the players have levelled up – I think? – and are now trying to figure out who the heck tried to attack them, and why. Insert the Dwarf who could answer some questions. Wolf, Tuga and Little One all agreed that doing some research would be the way to go. Snowflake also agrees. Hurray! He then refused to go with the rest of the party and instead wants to use his backstory/background storyline instead. *sigh*
The Party’s Plan: go and ask an NPC we’ve met and know how to meet again, ask him questions, move forward. Snowflake’s Plan: “DM, I want to find my faction (backstory/background organisation he was involved with) and get them to track down these people for us.”

Credit where it’s due, it’s a good plan… just has a few Tabletop RPG issues. Namely, it removed any Role Play from the Role Play Game. I ‘suggest’ they stick together and you never know what might happen. I use my thinker and decide that if he goes along then the Dwarf could b- “No, I refuse to go with them.”
Great. Oookay, new DM Plan. Let the rest of the party go and figure things out and then the Dwarf can use the contact I was going to give them to ‘then’ contact Snowflakes Ranger and get him down to join in. Again, I realise this is heavily railroaded, but that was the entire point of the game and introductory stage of play. It was also getting very ‘out of game’ as everyone tried to convince him to ‘just come along and make it easy on everyone else.’ Nope! The party had to come and include him in this decision making, had to convince him that their plan was better and then he would go. When asked why, he uttered the lamest, most ‘I figured out a way to be a fuck-tard’ excuse known to player and DM alike.
Say it with me now. “That’s what my character would do.”
I’m sitting here writing this and can actually feel myself getting annoyed again hearing the smugness in his tone. If we we were not going to do it his way, then the rest of us would suffer. I lost my temper a little bit at this. I’d just run a three-hour game without any issue. Insert Snowflake and suddenly it’s like trying to bail out the titanic with a leaky colander. Yes, I know a colander is supposed to leak, but that’s what it felt like. Dealing with him that night was an exercise of futility.
So, I left him with his ‘disappointed’ bar maid who was dealing with the authorities while the rest of the party advanced the game. I did my song and dance, contacted the Ranger through the NPC contact aaaaaaand guess what?
“I don’t know who this guy is, why should I believe what he said to me through the spell?” *facepalm* I sent another Sending spell and with a sigh Snowflake made a noise that I can only describe as the unloved devil child of a horse knicker and a car backfire. Noise aside, he deigned to agree to the summons and accept that this was where the game was going and he ‘could find it within him’ to entertain me. *oh thank thee, oh noblest of dickheads*
They got their contact, got some questions answered and were offered a job. The NPC, a Smuggler, needed some muscle and some people with knowhow of the marshes that surrounded the port city to transport some goods. Imagine that, the DM designed something that the new players and their characters could fit perfectly. This gained the half-mumble meant to be heard comment of “that’s convenient.”
By this point the game was too far gone to really continue with what I had planned so instead I opened it up to them to decide where to go to kill the rest of the day. Little One and Tuga opted to do some further research of the Cube-of-Map while Snowflake and Wolf worked towards cultivating his bar maid crush look’a’like as a contact and try recruit her into his faction. Roleplay went amazingly. Hats off to them all, even Snowflake, as they successfully gained some useful information about the game and the lore.
All hopes of the game ending on a high were ruined when the party elected to sell the looted items from their would-be attackers. They asked around and were pointed to the cousin of the barmaid. They arrived, did a bit of RP and got down to the selling of items. They had a lot of items to sell but the crux of the matter came down to Snowflake wanting to sell his starting equipment dagger to the smith. He was offered half price because it’s only one dagger and the guy had fifty of them in stock. Hearing this, the Rogue pipes up and says, “Hey, can I have that?” She, being a Rogue, had opted to use throwing knives as her main weapon which meant she was always at risk of running out.
The conversation went something like this.
Snowflake: No I want to sell it. NPC: As I said, I’ll take it for a Gold. Snowflake: I don’t know. Can I make a roll to get a better price? Little One: I’ll buy it from you. Actually, here. I’ll give you three Gold. Snowflake: I don’t want to sell it to you. You’ve already got too much. Everyone: Silence. Snowflake: Fine, I’ll sell it to the Smith. Little One: Hey DM, can I buy that dagger from the smith once he sells it? Me: Of course. Snowflake: Then I won’t sell it. Me *getting annoyed*: Okay, why not? Snowflake: I don’t want her having it. She’s already got too much. She’s got more money than anyone else.
I did the fasted game wrap up I’ve ever done, cementing that they were going to meet the Smuggler and left.
The next day I pulled Snowflake aside and asked him what was going on. Why he was trying to direct the story at this early stage, considering they all agreed to go along with my railroad sessions. The conversation was so full of vapic placatory words and excusses that I can’t remember a single word of the conversation beyond “I just feel this is what he (his character) would do.” I then firmly told him that such an excuse wouldn’t fly in my games. I am the DM and if you want to direct the gameflow, then I don’t have a problem with that. I do have a problem with someone trying to cut away other people’s fun, playtime and use the excuse of ‘it’s what my character would do’ when you have played a grand total of three games, have never played D&D, and have no damn idea what your character would do considering your character has the thinnest, shortest and weakest backstory and lore backing that claim up of any of the SIX other players.
I know this doesn’t seem like much but believe me when I say I’m surmising ‘a lot.’ Way back at the start of this post I said that details might not seem relevant until later? Here is the reason I included the titbit about me running two parallel games one after another. Group 1, including Spartan, Dutchie and Historian had progressed so much that they were an entire session ahead. It got so bad that I put in a bonus full session combat to try bring the parallel games back into alignment. While they had been arguing with, being forced to convince and being graced with agreement by Snowflake, the other group had progressed through three hours worth of gameplay ‘in the span of three games.’
Just in case you missed that. An hour of every game was devoted to settling his shit. That is a third of everything, dedicated to his shitty attitude. In three games, they had somehow fallen an entire game behind. That would be impressive if it were not so tragic.
The other players came to me and asked if I could speak to him about it, to which I said that I’d already discussed this and he’d agreed to try and be more of a team player.
As you shall read in my next post, the Saga of Snowflake did not end here.
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2020.09.20 22:33 roguemononoke 20 [F4M] Canada/Anywhere - wanting something genuine

Hey I’ve been lurking on here, longer than I’d like to admit, so what the hell might as well post and see if anything happens—
I’ve seen a whole lot of anime and it’d be really cool to talk to somebody who’s into that too. I love watching seinen psychological type shows, Death Note’s my ultimate fave anime. Some other anime I like are Berserk, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Baki, Psycho Pass, Zankyou no Terror, HxH, Vinland Saga, Gangsta. Every now and then I’ll indulge in cute shit like Toradora or Back Street Girls if that counts. Feel free to recommend more anime and/or manga, been tryna get more into manga lately!
Nowadays I don’t game as much. I’ll play League of Legends or Forza every now and then. Kinda difficult to game with an interrupting baby around. I’ve resorted to watching gameplays as the next best thing! The most recent gameplays I’ve watched are FFVII-R and that demo made by the same people of Until Dawn with that dude in Maze Runner with crazy eyebrows.
The music I listen to are all over the place. R&B, jpop, kpop, hip hop, indie, rock, metal, you name it. Japanese 80s city pop will always have a special place in my heart - its sound is timeless. Stay by Me by Anri, Oh No Oh Yes by Mariya Takeuchi, and Mayonaka no Joke by Takako Mamiya are a few of my faves from that genre. Tell me some of your fave songs! It’s always fun discovering new music.
Very much a homebody, especially in these times. I’m taking neuroscience and stats classes this semester and oh man there’s a lot of material to absorb... Majoring in psychology and aiming to grad by next year. Not sure what career to pursue. As long as I earn enough to support my son and me, I’m happy.
I’m open to friendships or maybe something more. I know being a parent can be dealbreaker, especially for ppl around my age, so I’m not expecting much. I’ve learned that much from dating apps... It’d be nice to have somebody to talk about nothing and everything about. From how our days were like to our dreams in life. Send each other silly memes. Good mornings, good nights, and all that. I want something like that.
Have a great day/night!!
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2020.09.16 00:31 PupArt ES-TELL ME ABOUT IT! EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE MPAR6 CREW!

E: Hey paper queens! My name is Estelle Neptune of paper drag meme fame and welcome to ES-TELL ME ABOUT IT! The interview show where we tease and tantalize tea and theories about Ms. Paint's Art Race Season 6!
E: Today I am joined by 3 of my favourite people in the world! We are gonna spill some tea, maybe wig and yass, and TEASE some info about Ms. Paints art race season 6!
E: My first guest is a fruity sensation repping the pineapple nation, our head mod Makanani Drive! Hey maka, you checked all of your dangerous goods at the door, right?
M: I have a knife.
E: Makanani what is your Hawaiian roll this season?
M: I am one judgemental bitch… and I’m also going to be a judge this season. I’m here to tell you you look like shit, and how to not look like shit next time I see you. Maybe wig and yasss?
E: Lovely! Our next guest has one of the biggest axe wound WAP’s in the business, I'm surprised she's able to sit right now! It's Miss Gretel Grimm! Hey coochie girl!
G: hey Estelle! If you were my own daughter I would disown you!
Estelle: Gretel what is your role this season?
G: I’m gonna be offering manicures and hand-tied wigs. Human hair!
E: How very wig of you! Now after your joined success on best friends race, fans are speculating that some hot and spicy shenanigans have gone down between you two. Are we expecting a little drag baby to pop out of one of you soon?
G: that was a very inappropriate question to ask either of us. You know we’re both very private and had to give up the baby earlier this summer. Yes, the adoption is closed. Please respect our gay privacy.
E: ...Chile anyways so! Our final guest today is the reason I'm sitting here today, she's a legend, she's an icon, and she will quit your competition. Give it up for my mother Faede Saturn! Faede, congratulations on your most recent miscarriage, I'm making a great paper drag career for myself.
F: Thank you Eugenia! I'm very excited to be here with you and the other people that are here today with you and me together doing... all this... together. It's exciting, I'm into it. Aroused and all.
E: Faede what is your role for the season?
F: Yea well looking at my colleagues I feel like it's imperative to mention that for the first time in MPAR history we are joined by the amazing distinguished mesmerizingly beautiful myself. I'm so proud of that. This season our 12 new stars will be guided mentored and constantly advised by yours truly. That's all I should say for now. It's more than the regular mentoring format, I'll be with them 24/7 laugh and cry with them and help them have the right shoe basically.
E: Well there you have it! Our first 3 team members revealed! So let's dish what is the theme of the season? Can you give us any hints?
M: No, in my perspective I can’t.
E: Are we gonna see some new and exciting twists this season?
G: no💕
M: I’m really excited for the challenges this season, there’s a lot of really fun unique challenges that allow for a lot of creativity, and a couple of challenges that are super unique twists on the standard paper drag challenges.
F: This season is actually HEAVY on twists and format changes. I'm excited to see how everyone will react once we start slowly revealing secrets.
E: Ooo it sounds like this season is gonna be as twisted as my bowels! Can you give us any hints on who else will be working behind the scenes?
M: There is a representative from every season (except one) on the team, take from that info what you will.
E: Tell me, with all of these new twists, what are the viewers and future auditioners going to expect?
G: expect the challenges and twists to beat down their spirit, ruin their year and send them to therapy.
I want to see tears.
M: When you get eliminated ou have to wear a big cone on your head that says “big ol’ baby bitch”
F: Expect (and we've been saying this several times in our mod chat for a while) may be the best season we've had yet.
E: Will there be weekly comics like last season?
M: Maybe yass and wig?
I’ll just say that if you enjoyed last season's comics, you certainly will not be disappointed.
E: I can't wait, and when I said Comics I meant actual comics and not Komïk Sans, I don't need to see her on my screen every week again.
M: Well too bad because she’s BACK back BACK AGAIN LADIES. We’re just going to have her on every season, in order to get the crown you have to fight her gladiator-style in a lipsync to the death.
E: How very Brazilian! When do you think we will see the season premiere?
F: Soon. The season is expected to premiere SOON!!!
M: Soon! 😍
(stay tuned after the ball wink wonk)
G: Do I look like a secretary?
E: So basically, check the Reddit EVERYDAY! Any teasers or hints you can give us about challenges or lipsyncs? Is this due to be the most challenging season yet?
M: UGH the lipsyncs are probably some of my favourites that we’ve ever done. There’s a lot of really unexpected song choices (and a couple of completely obvious ones) but they are all BOPS; Every single one. Like I’m genuinely so excited to see all of these Lipsyncs THAT WE ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO HAVE (stares intensely in Hawaiian).
F: I don't know if it's the most challenging one yet, but I do know that it was meticulously designed to be the most exciting and fun one. Our intention is to help our champions expand their imagination and creativity while creating. I'm getting excited just by talking about it.
G:I think you should expect that good ms paint dish with some sexy new flavours. The spice. The twists. I’m sopping wet just thinking about it. I hope we have some very inspiring challenges.
E: I'm already excited! Any final words for any queens thinking about auditioning?
F: No quits! It's a promise, not a request :)
G: first slut to quit gets 265$ USD and a crown from me. (It’s a lovely crown.)
P.s. don’t overthink your audition. Some of the most successful auditions to me are ones that are very true to the artist. It pleases me knowing someone auditions because they just love making art. drawing, designing and competing, etc. Also, give me uniqueness and variety. If 6 other girls have a similar gig, it really Dims your shine. Try huge tits!
M: Big boobs? Umm chile, anyways SO,
to add on to what Gretel said, don’t be afraid to open yourself to critique also, I think a lot of times a fresh pair of eyes can really help give a new perspective on a look or help you see something that you haven’t noticed. And yes, juicy tiddies are always welcome.
E: Well this is shaping up to the greatest season yet! There will be a great theme, great crew, great challenges and of course some great people wanting to compete! Keep your eyes open for auditions. Thank you for joining my Reddit take over. I'm Estelle Neptune and you can follow me and these lovely girls on our social media (@pupartdesign, u/dollset, u/shine_bright_like_alika, u/faedesaturn). Have a good night and remember, buns out, Weiner, but always keep an eye out for Melanier.
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2020.09.09 03:47 Tannalex Top 50 SMG4 characters Part 7: 25-21

Hey kids, do you want to know how to be the most hated person in the entire subredit? All it takes is one simple step...
  1. Desti
And thats how you become the most hated person in the subredit!!!!
Oh you thought it was a joke?? This is her actual rank
Kicking off the top half we have the legendary octoling, who only appeared in a few episodes, but made quite the impact. I didnt think of her at all before the anime arc. But during the arc, she took charge, instantly made a worthy rival for Meggy. However, it was how close those two got, that really grabbed my attention, that was the perfect plot twist. She was the perfect anti-hero of the story, but sadly, her death happened. Easily one of the saddest, and most impactfull moments in SMG4 history, she will never be forgotten.
  1. Starman3
Ah yes, one of the more logical people in old school SMG4, still retarded, but more logical than most (let's be honest, its not that hard to do😂) not much to say about him, he was great to watch, SMG4 and Mario made him even better
  1. Dr Pootis
As I said in the previous part, him and eggnans rivalry is one if the funniest of all time. His memes are some of the greatest to grace my soul. Especially in Mario rangers, his version of the heavy song is easily one of the funniest moments ever.
  1. Jub Jub
KICK THE BABY
Mario and jub jub make an indestructible duo. Jub jub is basically walking cuteness that can be memed. How can you not love that, especially his relationship with Boopkins, that's just wholesome.
  1. Enzo
Easily the toughest decision of the entire list was either enzo or #20 on the list would crack top 20, and in the end, Enzo got the bad end of the stick. Who's to say he isn't a legendary villain. The soft retard who was kind there turned chaotic villain because mario ruined his party. After that, Enzo was insanity himself. Making multiple attempts of murder on SMG4 and Mario. Including trapping them in a house with SMG3, steve and bowser, while hunting them down, posing as a serial killer stuffing people in toilets, to even crashing a plane (with the unknown assistance of killager) during a holiday vacation, he was an excellent villain, and I hope to see him back someday. #bringbackenzo
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2020.09.01 04:04 blazingkrystal 200831 State of r/EXO: Census Summary, Changes to the Sub, Feedback & Helpful Reminders

Hello all you BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!
So many things have happened this year. Granted, not all of it has been good, but we all look for happiness where we can find it! For me personally, this sub is one of those places and we hope it's that for you all as well. In an effort to ensure that everyone loves coming here for all their EXO needs, we have some changes and updates that we want to go over with all of you based on the feedback we've been given!
BIG, HUUUUUUGE SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE MODS of EXO who helped me create and edit this post for all of our beautiful subbies!!!! You guys are amazing and I am happy to be a part of this team!!!

Important Changes

Over the past few months the subreddit has had a larger number of subbies than normal posting & asking about Voting for EXO on particular apps, music shows, award shows etc. Because of this, we asked you in the census how you wanted us to handle posts about voting for EXO on our subreddit in the future. Due to the results being evenly split 50/50, we would like to ask you all to take 1 minute of your time to fill out a small anonymous survey to help us better understand what the community would like to do.
The mods have discussed and decided that if the majority of the community would like voting posts to be allowed outside of a master thread and under its own flair, each post must include clear instructions (and even some photos if you can!) on how to vote for the award you are posting about or we will be removing it. For example, posting only the words "VOTE FOR EXO ON CHOEAEDOL APP" with no links or instructions on how to go actually vote for EXO on Choeadol App will be removed.
Please note, the mods will not be participating in posting about voting information as of right now. This content is something we cannot currently undertake, but if we do see a large interest in this area over time on our subreddit from the effort made by our sub members we will consider adding on a new moderator role to overlook all voting content.
In the past year there has been a huge increase in twitter accounts being suspended for copyright issues or people going on private. Because of this, we would like to start utilizing some of the wonderful new tools that reddit has given us such as being able to post multiple photos directly to the subreddit. Going forward the mods will be making a much bigger effort to ensure that most photos (and videos from social media accounts only ie. Instagram Posts / Weibo Posts) are directly posted to the subreddit with a pinned comment linking to the Original Post. We will not be making this a mandatory rule, so if you are more comfortable sharing the original link or a link to fanbase post that is totally ok - just make sure the user has an open account so it is viewable by everyone.

Community Engagement

We have continued to see a number of comments & votes from people stating they wished the sub was more interactive. Let me start off by saying, we LOVE discussions and we love getting to interact with all of you. If you are hoping for some changes in your community experience on EXO, we suggest participating in some (or all!) of the following:
The mods try our best to post at a minimum 1 discussion a week in addition to our weekly themed games. We actively encourage all of you to post your own discussions as well, but we totally understand that they can be a bit scary to post. Our community is extremely nice and is always willing to chat about their fave EXO anything! If you are unsure on what you could possibly post a discussion about, here are some ideas & guidelines:
Make your title an open-ended question or invite people to discuss a topic. Some examples are:
If you are still super shy & nervous about posting, consider dropping a few ideas off on our Discussion Idea Submission Form. HOWEVER, DON'T BE SHY!!! We L-O-V-E to see discussions from all our subbies, even if the topic has been discussed a million times. I promise you that I am always willing to talk about ANYTHING EXO!
Last year we introduced our Monthly Introduction Thread and we think its been a huge success so far! This thread is generally pinned to the top of our subreddit and is designed for our new and old subbies to get to know each other. We try to think of new questions that you can answer every month, so even if you have introduced yourself before I am sure there are definitely some new questions that you can stop by and answer.
We also highly encourage those who are regulars on this subreddit to visit the introduction thread a few times throughout the month to meet and interact with any newcomers we have had join who are brave enough to post a comment~ We all know how it felt the first few times we started commenting - it's nerve-wracking, so definitely show your support to our new EXO-L.
Looking to chat about things outside of EXO? Maybe share some new music from another group or a story about what you did on the weekend? Our Casual Conversation thread is posted & pinned to the top of the thread every single week and is designed for exactly that. This is the place for you to talk about A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G your heart desires (that is SFW and not offensive of course).
The added bonus of this thread is that if you are mainly a lurker who doesn't visit the sub everyday to check up on EXO news - the wonderful u/dino_chen puts a weekly highlight section of any major news happening with EXO members in this thread. So this is a great place to catch up & chat about any missed news.
We asked if you all would like us to create a chatroom using reddit's new chatroom feature and surprisingly the majority of you said no to this idea! For those who were interested - While we will not be implementing this feature here on the subreddit, we invite you to check out our affiliated discord channel where you will be able to chat with EXO-Ls around the world. It is a super fun space that is very welcoming and celebrates OT12!

Friendly Reminders

We understand there are some of you that do not wish to see SuperM content, but please be respectful as the majority of our subreddit would like to continue to support Baekhyun & Kai's activities in SuperM. We have done possibly all we can by only allowing posts with Baekhyun & Kai to be posted, as well as giving them their own flair so that sub members who wish to ignore the posts can. Please remember this was a community decision and we plan to keep allowing these posts. We ask that if you are a sub member who doesn't like the content to simply ignore the posts rather than reporting them if they are technically not breaking the rules.
The mods have a tiny feeling that some of you may think that you are not allowed to post EXO news / updates as the mods generally handle the majority of them. Please note, this is false!! We would absolutely be over the moon happy to have more sub members contributing to posting updates as a lot of the mods who handle posting updates are very busy & get to things pretty late.
If you have ANY questions at all about posting, please message any of the mods individually or send a message to our group inbox - we would be THRILLED to help teach you how to do things or go over any sort of questions you may have. We don't bite! ❤(っ^▿^)❤ We also have this super handy title & flair guideline chart that you can use as a reference :)
A friendly reminder that we do not allow self-promotion on this subreddit where the sub members have to leave the subreddit to view your work. This applies to but is not limited to: Art, Reaction Videos, Articles, Reviews, Covers, Theory Videos, etc.
If you would like to post your own art, please post it as a photo or video directly to the subbreddit and feel free to comment with links to the platform of your choice. If you would like to post any of the other items, please feel free to share it as a comment in our Casual Convo thread pinned to the top of our subreddit weekly.
Please note, we do allow the things listed above to be shared on our subreddit as their own post that links out, but we require them to be shared by other subscribers rather than yourself. We put this rule in place to help us promote our actual sub members to share their work with each other, rather than allowing people who do not subscribe to our community but like to go around and post their work to as many subreddits as possible just for the views.
We are so happy to see so many people using our 'FANMADE' flair to share your (or others~!) work with our community. Over the past year we have been extremely lenient for title guideline enforcement for this particular flair and instead of removing any posts with the wrong title format we have just been commenting multiple friendly reminders for sub members each time they post. Unfortunately, as much as we really want those reminders to work, they haven't been totally effective.
Out of respect for those who do follow our guidelines & rules and to help with our self promotion rules, going forward the mods will be keeping better track of titles & posts under this flair. Each sub member will receive 1 friendly reminder with clarification about how to title their work on the subreddit and after that all posts that do not follow the guidelines will be removed & asked to repost. Please note that if you promote your social media in your title, your post will automatically be removed under our self promotion rule and no friendly reminder will be given.
Here is a quick reminder of our 'FANMADE' flair title guidelines:
Title Format: Name of Art/Video by Artist Username
Good Examples:
  1. D.O. Monster Fan Art by ItalianSoda
  2. My first time drawing Lay by 99101004
  3. flowerboi kai by taemintbonbon
  4. EXO Ko Ko Bop vs. Red Velvet Bad Boy Mashup by 김동우
Bad Examples:
  1. I'm new here & this is my first post *WAVES HELLO!!!* Please enjoy my Chanyeol fanart and follow me on ig @/username for more of my fanart!!!!!!!!! *^o^*
  2. This is bad, I'm sorry; follow me on ig @/username if you want
  3. hhhhhhh, I made this today
  4. SEHUNS A CRACKHEAD :P LMAO
After a lot of discussion between the mods (and feedback from you of course!) we have decided to begin allowing more low-impact humor videos onto the subreddit. Originally we wanted to give this category its own flair, but ultimately we have decided that these will also live under the 'FANMADE' flair as we do not want to limit what people can upload by dividing up this flair into specific categories. In the future if we see a huge increase in posts like this, we can revisit the idea of creating its own flair~
Please make sure that if you are uploading Fake Sub videos that they follow all of our basic rules such as: No NSFW Content and No Hate Speech / Hate towards other members, groups or fandoms. It must also be uploaded directly to the subreddit in the main post - if you would like to link to your youtube (or other platforms), please do so in the comments.
We understand that there is a good percentage of you who are looking for some more fun on EXO outside of posting links to content such as memes & other miscellaneous fan made humor content in the comments of our weekly casual conversation. While we may not be making any changes in this department anytime soon in order to keep a good balance in your feeds, a few members from EXO have decided to open up a subreddit dedicated strictly to EXO Humor Content. We definitely encourage people to join their community over at EXOmemes~ With that being said, please note that the mods from EXO are not affiliated with EXOmemes.
EXO Census Summary
So - Now the fun bits!!! This year we had 176 of you respond to the Census. Thank you so much for taking the time to participate, we know its a huge ask! The responses were sooooo much fun to see. There is quite a bit of variety in here and while I was super surprised by some of the responses, it was nice to see that I am not alone in some of my favorites! Did your favorites land in the majority or the minority? Are there some responses that came out wildly different than you thought they would? Let's talk about it! I want to hear what you think of the results below in the comments!!!
If you would like to see all the sparkly graphs and neato charts, you can view all the results in depth here!!!

General

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
Age 18-24 (43.8%) 25-35 (37.5%)
Gender Female (85.2%) Male (10.8%)
Employment Status Employed (44.9%) Student - Unemployed (34.1%)
Country United States (47.2%) Canada (10.2%)
Relationship Status Single (68.2%) In a Relationship (15.9%)
How do you obtain kpop music? Streaming (93.8%) Physical Albums (51.7%)
How were you first exposed to kpop? Friend/Family/Significant Other (37.5%) Browsing YouTube/Reaction Videos (25.6%)
How long have you been listening to kpop? Over 10 Years (20.5%) 3-4 Years (12.5%)
Do you know/are you learning Korean? I know a little Korean (53.4%) I do not know any Korean (35.2%)

EXO Subreddit

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
How did you discover EXO ? Reddit search (61.4%) Through kpop (11.4%)
How often do you browse EXO ? Once a day (28.4%) A few times a week (27.3%)
How long have you been a member of our Subreddit? 0-5 Months (41.5%) 6 Months - 1 Year (26.1%)
What are you looking for on EXO ? Both Updates and Interactions with other EXO fans (60.8%) Exo Updates (36.9%)
How active are you on EXO ? Lurk (67.6%) Only post comments (22.2%)
Have you ever donated to one of our EXO Charity projects? No, I didn't know they existed (41.5%) No, But I wish I could (39.2%)
Do you use new or old reddit? New Reddit (76.7%) Old Reddit with sub styling on (17.6%)
Do you use our Video Master List? No, I didn't know it existed (42%) Yes, Sometimes (33.5%)

EXO Discovery

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
Which era did you discover EXO? Pre-debut/Teaser Era (17%) Exodus - Call Me Baby (10.8%)
Which era did you start to like EXO? Obsession (14.2%) EX’ACT - Lucky One/Monster (10.8%)
Did you know about kpop before EXO? Yes (90.9%) No (9.1%)
Do you follow other kpop artists? Yes (88.6%) No (11.4%)
Besides group comebacks, do you keep up with the rest of EXO’s activities? Yes (61.9%) Depends on the variety/drama/interview, etc. (23.3%)

EXO Members

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
Who is your main bias in EXO currently? Baekhyun (22.2%) D.O. (14.8%)
Did you keep your original bias from when you discovered the group? Yes, I am loyal! (51.7%) I may have changed..... shhhh.. (48.3%)
If your bias has changed, Who was your original bias? Chanyeol (16.5%) TIE: D.O./Sehun (Both 13.2%)
Who is your current bias wrecker? Baekhyun (26.1%) Chanyeol (18.8%)
Who is your CBX Bias? Baekhyun (64.4%) Chen (18.1%)
Who is your SC Bias? Chanyeol (56.6%) Sehun (43.4%)
Who is your favorite main vocalist? D.O. (40.9%) Baekhyun (31.3%)
Who is your favorite non-main vocalist? Chanyeol (47.7%) Xiumin (16.5%)
Who is your favorite main rapper? Chanyeol (79%) Sehun (21%)
Who is your favorite non-main rapper? Kai (35.2%) Xiumin (19.9%)
Who is your favorite main dancer? Kai (58.5%) Lay (24.4%)
Who is your favorite non-main dancer? Baekhyun (45.5%) Xiumin (31.8%)
Who is your favorite EXO solo artist? Baekhyun (61.1%) Lay (15.4%)
Who is your favorite actor? D.O. (83.5%) Sehun (5.5%)

EXO's Music

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
Which album do you like the most? Don't Mess Up My Tempo (15.3%) The War (14.8%)
What is your favorite music video? Monster (15.9%) Obsession (11.4%)
Which EXO winter album do you like the most? Universe (41.5%) Miracles In December (21%)
What is your favorite Winter title / promotional track? Unfair (31.3%) Universe (19.9%)
What is your favorite group title/promotional track? Tempo (16.5%) Monster (15.3%)
Do you listen to EXO-CBX's music as well? Yes (90.9%) No (9.1%)
Which CBX album do you like the most? Blooming Days (66.3%) Hey Mama (28.1%)
Which of CBX's title songs do you like the most? Blooming Day (63.1%) Hey Mama (23.1%)
What is your favorite CBX Music Video? Blooming Day (41.3%) The One (23.8%)
Do you listen to EXO-SC's music as well? Yes (82.4%) No (17.6%)
Which SC album do you like the most? 1 Billion Views (69.7%) What A Life (30.3%)
Which of SC's title songs do you like the most? 1 Billion Views (71%) What A Life (29%)
What is your favorite SC Music Video? 1 Billion Views (30.3%) Telephone (25.5%)
What is your favorite EXO Solo Member Album? Baekhyun - Delight (35.6%) Baekhyun - City Lights (31.5%)
What is your favorite EXO OST? Chanyeol - Stay With Me (22%) Chen - Cherry Blossom Love Song (9.4%)
What is your favorite collab? Baekhyun X Suzy - Dream (11.9%) Baekhyun x Loco - Young
What is your favorite EXO/Solo Station Release? D.O. - That's Okay (27.3%) EXO x Yoo Jaesuk - Dancing King (15.4%)

EXO, CBX, & SC: Favorite & Least Favorite B-Sides

ALBUM FAVORITE B-SIDE LEAST FAVORITE B-SIDE
'MAMA' What Is Love (37.3%) Two Moons (48.1%)
'XOXO' Baby Don't Cry (18.2%) Let Out The Beast (31%)
'Miracles In December' My Turn To Cry (35.5%) The Star (26.5%)
'Overdose' Thunder (49.3%) Love, Love, Love (38.7%)
'EXODUS' El Dorado (27.4%) Lady Luck (14.3%)
'Sing For You' Unfair (51.8%) Girl x Friend (40.3%)
'Ex'Act' Artificial (22.8%) Can't Bring Me Down (25.4%)
'For Life' Twenty Four (34.1%) What I Want For Christmas (48.3%)
'The War' The Eve (28.1%) Walk On Memories (23.9%)
'Universe' Been Through (54.3%) Good Night (54.7%)
'Countdown' Cosmic Railway (26.2%) Tactix (21%)
'Don't Mess Up My Tempo' Gravity (26.7%) Smile On My Face (21.5%)
'Obsession' Ya Ya Ya (21.7%) Day After Day (33.3%)
CBX - 'Hey Mama' The One 941%) Cherish (31.5%)
CBX - 'GIRLS' Girl Problems (37%) Tornado Spiral (38.8%)
CBX - 'Blooming Days' Vroom Vroom (33.9%) Vroom Vroom (24.4%)
CBX - 'Magic' Gentleman (17.8%) Off The Wall (24.4%)
SC - 'What A Life' Just Us 2 (40.4%) Roller Coaster (27.5%)
SC - '1 Billion Views' Telephone (33.9%) Fly Away, Telephone, Rodeo Station, Say It, On Me (5-WAY TIE ALL AT 16.3%)

EXO: Battle of the Title Tracks

ALBUM SUPERIOR SONG! YOU TRIED...
'XOXO" Growl (90%) Wolf (10%)
'EXODUS' Call Me Baby (60%) Love Me Right (40%)
'Ex'Act' Monster (59.5%) LOTTO (Louder) (12.8%)
'The War' Ko Ko Bop (63.1%) Power (36.9%)
'Don't Mess Up My Tempo' Tempo (73.3%) Love Shot (26.7%)

What language do you prefer to listen to ________ album in?

ALBUM Korean Chinese Doesn't Matter
What language do you generally prefer to listen to EXOs music in? 64.2% 1.7% Depends on song/album (18.2%)
'MAMA' 66.2% 7.6% 26.2%
'XOXO' 71.3% 6.3% 22.4%
'Miracles In December' 73.5% 2.9% 23.5%
'Overdose' 68.1% 5.1% 26.8%
'EXODUS' 73.1% 5.5% 21.4%
'Sing For You' 80.1% 0.7% 19.1%
'Ex'Act' 77.9% 2.1% 20%
'For Life' 76.4% 2.4% 21.3%
'The War' 81.1% 2.8% 16.1%

EXO Member's Film & Drama's

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
What is your favorite EXO TV Drama/Web Series? D.O. - Hundred Days My Husband/My Prince (22.6%) EXO - EXO Next Door (20%)
What is your favorite EXO Movie? D.O. - Swing Kids (37.4%) D.O. - (23.2%)
What is your favorite EXO/Solo Member Reality Series? EXO - Travel The World On EXO's Ladder Taiwan Chapter (42.1%) EXO - Showtime (22.6%)

EXO Concert/Live Performance Questions

QUESTION FIRST PLACE ANSWER SECOND PLACE ANSWER
Have you seen EXO live? No (76.7%) Yes, Once (16.7%)
If yes, what event did you attend? SuperM Concert (50%) The EXO'luXion & The EXO'rDIUM (TIE 33.3%)
What is your favorite EXO Concert series? The EXO'rDIUM (44%) The ElyXion (29.4%)
What is your favorite The Lost Planet stage? Tell Me What Love Is (D.O. Solo Stage) (25.3%) Growl (14.7%)
What is your favorite The EXO’luXion Stage? El Dorado (41.4%) Baby, Don't Cry- Featuring SeKai Water Dance (20.2%)
What is your favorite The EXO’rDIUM Stage? Acoustic Melody (My Lady, My Turn to Cry, Moonlight, Monodrama, Call Me Baby, Love Love Love, Lady Luck) (33.3%) Artificial Love feat. LayKai Blindfold Dance (24.5%)
What is your favorite The ElyXion Stage? For Life - D.O Solo ft. Chanyeol (English Ver) (35.7%) The Eve (26.5%)
What is your favorite EXO-CBX Magical Circus Tour Stage? Paper Cuts (Only in Special Edition Concert) (35%) Blooming Day (30%)
What is your favorite The EXplOration Stage? Gravity (24%) Tempo (18.8%)

Thank You, Thank You, THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH to everyone who took the survey and to those who took the time to read through all of this! Thank you to everyone who has participated in discussions and helped us shape this subreddit into what it is today. I can't wait to see what EXCITING things happen over the next year!
Let us know in the comments what you thought of the results!!! Let's get some discussions going!
Stay safe out there and show each other love & kindness! ❤The EXO Mods ❤
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2020.08.20 04:18 BladeStudios I Watched Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. for the First Time (Season 7)

Welcome everybody to my reactions and review of the final season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.!
Click these links if you'd like to read my thoughts on Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Before heading into Season 7, I was told by multiple people that I should watch Agent Carter, so I did! Seasons 1 and 2.
We're finally here. It's the end of AoS. Some of you have been watching since 2013 and others are like me that hopped on at the very end. It's been a ride and I got some thoughts on this final season and the show overall! Let's get into it!
  1. Real-time, Episode-by-Episode Thoughts
  2. Quick Character Thoughts
  3. Final Thoughts
  4. Ranking Every Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season
  5. The Very Best of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

SPOILERS for Season 7 are included in this post without censorship. Do not scroll down if you haven't watched it yet.

"As I have always been."
Real-time, Episode-by-Episode Thoughts

"The New Deal" - Episode 1

"Know Your Onions" - Episode 2

"Alien Commies from the Future!" - Episode 3

"Out of the Past" - Episode 4

"A Trout in the Milk" - Episode 5

"Adapt or Die" - Episode 6

"The Totally Excellent Adventures of Mack and The D" - Episode 7

"After, Before" - Episode 8

"As I Have Always Been" - Episode 9

"Stolen" - Episode 10

"Brand New Day" - Episode 11

For the final 2 episodes, I was able to participate in the live discussions over on shield**. That's not really crucial information when it comes to this post, but the comments I made over there are more instant reactions, so if you're interested in that, they're over there.**

"The End Is at Hand" - Episode 12

"What We're Fighting For" - Episode 13

Quick Character Thoughts
Final Thoughts
This is my favorite season of the show. Apart from small things like the lack of Coulson and May's relationship, all of the characters were at their apex this season, and the plot and settings were on point. I abolutely adore this season.
Again, it's crazy how Season 5 was supposed to be their last. The last 2 seasons has been their best, for me at least. I somehow now like Daisy and Yo-Yo! If this show ended at Season 5, that would not be the case whatsoever.
This show has been incredible and I'm beating myself up for waiting so long to watch it, but on the other hand, it was cool to go through it all and not have to wait.
Ranking Every Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season
7 > 6 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 5
The Very Best of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
I thought that since it's the end of the show, and I've been doing these posts as I've gone through the series, I'd do some "highlights" or "best moments" from each season. The links to each respective season is at the top of this post if you want to go deeper into my thoughts and reactions.
SEASON 1
Best Moment: The whole Hydra takeover was amazing.
Favorite Characters: Fitzsimmons
Best Episode: "End of the Beginning"
SEASON 2
Best Moment: Coulson being revealed as the person behind T.A.H.I.T.I. was wild!
Favorite Characters: Fitzsimmons and Melinda May
Best Episode: "Who You Really Are"
SEASON 3
Best Moment: Spy's Goodbye
Favorite Characters: Phil Coulson, Bobbi and Hunter & Fitzsimmons
Best Episodes: "Closure" and "Parting Shot"
SEASON 4
Best Moment: When Aida and the team leave the Framework and she has feelings and powers and just causes chaos.
Favorite Characters: Aida/Madame Hydra, Fitzsimmons & Coulson and May
Best Episode: "Self Control" and "World's End"
SEASON 5
Best Moment: Fitzsimmons' wedding and Coulson & May in Tahiti
Favorite Characters: Hunter, Fitzsimmons
Best Episodes: "Rewind" and "Rise and Shine"
SEASON 6
Best Moment: Fitz/Enoch and Daisy/Jemma in "Fear and Loathing on the Planet of Kitson" was amazing. Izel taking over the team's bodies in "Leap" was amazing as well!
Favorite Characters: Daisy, Fitzsimmons, and Deke
Best Episodes: "Fear and Loathing on the Planet of Kitson", "Inescapable" and "Leap"
SEASON 7
Best Moments: Everything
Favorite Characters: Everyone
Best Episodes: All of them
Thank you guys for welcoming me with open arms upon my very late arrival to the fandom. It's been a blast posting these and am glad that you've enjoyed them.
"All right. Here's to us, who's like us, damn few."
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2020.08.16 03:46 jg429 Sub Survey Results!!

Thanks to everyone who filled out the survey! I was hoping to get some insight into what's bringing people here and how we can improve, and I think we mostly met that goal! You can go on a deep dive into the results below.
In general, people come here because of the sense of community and how nice everyone is. Ways we can improve: more engagement with each other and with the band (I lost count of how many people asked for Rian's AMA lol). The mods will work on what we want to do with some of these ideas and go from there.
81 people filled out the survey. Last year, we had 65 responses. I linked the results to the last survey, but I have not yet gone through to see what's similar and what's different.
Disclaimer #1: Some comments were lightly edited for clarify or spelling.
Disclaimer #2: Next time I think I want to do a survey, someone please remind me how much freaking work it is to put all the data together.
Disclaimer #3: My comments are in bold, as are the top selections for each category. I was a little sassy.
Reminder: There are controversial opinions about the band and normal song opinions. You're welcome to respond to anything but remember to be nice and respectful. Everyone is entitled to their opinions and mostly everyone is here because of how welcoming the community is.

Demographics

Gender

Location
State (if in US)
Age

All-Time Stats

How Long Have You Been Listening to ATL?
First Album/EP You Listened To?
Where Does ATL Fit Into Your Favorite Bands?
How Many Times Have You Seen ATL Live?
Do you watch/listen to Crash Test Live/Full Frontal?

Opinions

Favorite Album/EP?
Least Favorite Album/EP

Favorite Song
Least Favorite Song
Favorite Opener - this band has some great openers. I went with Reckless but it was hard to choose!
Favorite Closer
Favorite Part of ATL
Least Favorite Part of ATL - this is why we're all reading this post, right?
Favorite B-Side
Favorite Song to Hear Live
Least Favorite Song to Hear Live
Dream song to hear live that they WILL NOT PLAY?
Do you have a favorite member?
Wow us with your controversial opinions/hot takes: or is it THIS section we're all here for?

Sub Feedback

How long have you been subscribed to alltimelow?

How often do you come here?
What other subs do you frequent? I took out all the because that seemed super spammy
What other fan spaces do you use? (To interact with other fans, not to follow the band/members)
If you use other spaces, how does the sub compare?
What do you like about the sub?
How could we improve?
What would you like to see on the sub for content/activity?
Anything You Want To Add?
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2020.08.13 22:21 OB8O Every Legal 4-Letter Word In Scrabble

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2020.08.13 02:56 EmmaofHatfield Who Are the Rodlets and Why Aren't They Free? A History

Hi Everybody!
I'm so glad this new sub has given me a chance to do an updated wiki on the Rodrigues family. Terrible as they may be, they are also fascinating. For those new to snarking, the Rodrigues family is a clan of ultra-fundamentalist Christians consisting of two parents and (thus far) thirteen children. The Rodrigues family are KJV purists who have a music ministry, and they travel the country (mostly in an RV) in matching polyester to sing praise songs. The children are often referred to as "The Rodlets," and many snarkers think they look extremely thin and malnourished, as well as under-educated and otherwise neglected. All information used here, unless noted otherwise, is from the Rodrigues family fundie wiki page, or the fundie wiki pages for individual Rodrigues family members.
Final edit: Here is an archived blog post from the ultra-fundamentalist blog site, "Above Rubies," by a young(ish) Jill Rodrigues. It is the trigger that pulled many of us down this terrible rabbit hole. Credit goes to this user for originally posting on fundiesnark. This post not only portends Jill's future abuse of the term "SEVERE," but it also fills in a lot of background on the family.
The members of the Rodrigues family are as follows:
David (48): David Rodrigues does not post on social media prolifically like his wife does, so we don't know as much about him as we do her. What we do know is not encouraging. David had a difficult childhood, and his father committed suicide when he was four. He joined their current denomination after being converted at a mall when he was 18. David first developed a romantic interest in his now-wife when he was 21 and she was 14. When she was 16, he decided to pursue her more seriously. He proposed a little over a year later, and they married when she was 18. David has never held a long-term job but devotes his time to printing smiley-faced gospel tracts and going on "mission trips" to proselytize people in Africa.
David is known for not working steadily and for not having enough money to feed his children, but he himself is obese (this is why he is sometimes referred to as "Shrek.") He and his wife frequently accept freebies, including of necessities such as food (they have allowed their young son-in-law to pay for meals). David has claimed that other Christians are commanded to support his family by giving them things because they spread the gospel. The family has been forced to live out of an RV for extended periods of time, which has reportedly entailed the children sleeping in shifts.
Jill (41): Jill is not a person who one could expect to capture in a single Reddit post--even a very lengthy one--but I will try.
Jill was raised in an intensely religious family and was homeschooled. She married when she was 18, saving her first kiss for her wedding day, and subsequently had thirteen children, whom she also homeschools. The quality of education she gives her children has raised a lot of concern.
Some of Jill's notorious behavior includes: -posing as her own children on Instagram to praise herself as a truly Biblical, godly woman; admitting that she and David cannot feed their family; insisting on being the Maid of Honor at her eldest daughter's wedding; forcing her eldest daughter to buy the wedding dress she wore at her actual wedding at a thrift shop when said daughter was 13; taking a selfie by the coffins of young children who had died in a house fire and posting it on Facebook; holding a funeral for her still-alive sister after she was paralyzed in a car accident (it included a song mourning her limbs), throwing a "pamper Mama" shower for her thirteenth pregnancy while said sister was in the hospital, at the hospital, with requested gifts including perfume and bedsheets; stating that women in Africa are not "sluttish" like their Western counterparts, which she later blamed on Nurie when people got angry at her; publicly revealing the date and location of Jinger Duggar Vuolo's wedding; dressing her entire family in white and sitting her family in the front row at Michaela Bates Keilen's wedding even though none of them were in the wedding; giving her less-preferred children pieces of half-eaten pie for birthday gifts while she receives dozens of gifts; made creepy innuendos about her daughter losing her virginity on her honeymoon via Instagram; I could go on. Oh, she also sells the MLM product Plexus.
I nearly forgot this little detail, but Jill is often accused of emotionally mistreating her children, and of even encouraging inappropriate, boundary-crossing relationships between them. The perfect encapsulation of this would be the time she made two of her children go on a "double date" with herself and David, posted pictures of them posed like a couple, and stated that while they waited for Godly mates, they got to enjoy each others' "grown, adult company" with a heart and a winkie face. Yes.
Nurie (21) (note--pronounced new-REE, like Marie): The eldest Rodrigues child and firstborn daughter. She married Nathan Keller, younger brother of Anna Duggar, on July 25, 2020. Jill is known to be obsessed with the Duggar family and was clearly thrilled to have some connection to the family, but she seems to have since soured on Anna; she stopped following Anna on Instagram the night of her daughters' wedding. Other perfidy Jill committed at Nurie's wedding included having her daughters put press-on nails on in a coffee shop the day before the wedding, deliberately scheduling the wedding on the day of her future in-law's wedding anniversary, roping a family friend into making the wedding cake for free, holding the wedding during the coronavirus pandemic, and much more.
Timothy (20): Timothy is the second child and eldest son of the family. He has aspirations to become a so-called missionary pilot and has attended three colleges in the hope of attaining this goal, but he has still not obtained his degree. Despite living away from the family for a period of time, he is now "back home" in Ohio. Someone posted on a mostly defunct subreddit dedicated to the Rodrigues family that they knew Timothy and that he and his siblings are starved and beaten, and that he was forced to return home to his parents after a failed courtship. This person has refused to verify their identity or relationship to Timothy when asked by moderators, so take their words with a grain of salt. Also, he recently released a praise album via CD. I'm sure it slaps, but I haven't had a chance to listen.
Kaylee (19): Kaylee is the third Rodrigues child. Many people say Kaylee is a disfavored child who is treated as a scapegoat, largely because she is usually mentioned in connection with Nurie. This is why people sometimes refer to her as (and Kaylee)--because she is only ever noted as an afterthought. Among other things, Jill and Nurie have collectively blamed Kaylee for a car accident in which Nurie was driving, and Jill posted a post-accident selfie with her daughters in which Nurie looked fine, but Kaylee's eye was sewn shut. Some have opined that Jill mistreats Kaylee because she is very pretty, an opinion you'll have to form for yourself!
Renee (18): Sometimes known as "fuck it up, Renee!," Renee is an enthusiastic harmonica player. Her sad graduation pictures, which look like they were done on someone's phone in about ten minutes, earned her a good deal of sympathy among snarkers. Her sisters got much nicer pictures, especially Nurie.
Phillip (17): Edit: In an act of apparent passive-aggressiveness, Jill once posted about Phillip's birthday instead of Nurie's wedding. The two events took place three days apart, and Jill specifically mentioned that she was deliberately posting about Phillip's birthday and not Nurie's wedding.
Samuel (15): Edit: Jill once tried to sling Plexus on a birthday post for Samuel. Samuel was only mentioned as an afterthought.
Gabriel (14): Edit: thanks to u/RealLifeAnimatic for noting that Gabriel looks especially thin, with a stomach that looks distended in some pictures. Jill recently also posted a photo of him rubbing some random, old pastor's shoulders "to be a blessing." Not creepy at all!
Tessie (13): Edit: As mentioned in the comments, Tessie appears to be another one of Jill's favorites. Not sure if this is a good thing or bad thing, really.
Hannah (11): Edit: thanks once again to the commenter I mentioned for reminding me that Jill often refers to Hannah as her "dark" child or "Portuguese Princess." She, like Kaylee, does seem to be disfavored.
Olivia (8): Edit: Olivia was born after Jill experienced multiple miscarriages in a row, which I only know from reading her old blog. See the archived blog post above.
Sadie (7): Sadie and Sofia are known for looking particularly emaciated in photos. Jill also posted a photograph of them weeping the night before Nurie married, which she captioned with notes about how sad her children were about "losing" Nurie.
Sofia (5): Sofia's gaunt appearance has garnered a lot of concern among snarkers.
Janessa (2): Janessa is the youngest Rodrigues child. She experienced a stroke in-utero that likely caused cognitive and motor delays. Many believe that her stroke may be related to her mother, Jill's, consumption of Plexus during pregnancy.
Jill has also had five (in her words) "SEVERE" miscarriages. She has a memorial to these pregnancies displayed in Janessa's bedroom, complete with a picture of herself (pregnant with Janessa, not with any of the miscarriages).
To be honest, this post only scratches the surface of the Rodrigues family's history, but hopefully it will give you an idea of why we follow them, and why we hope the children will be able to escape!
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2020.08.06 21:20 thegreatestoneofall I wish all of these 1000 universes would combine into one

The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. 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2020.08.05 00:41 Vadermaulkylo Album of the Year #??: Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake / Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World 2

Artist: Lil Uzi Vert
Albums: Eternal Atake / Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World 2
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Symere Bysil Woods was born on July 31, 1994. Symere seems to have had a rather normal childhood. Like many children, Symere’s parents were split up, but he had a healthy relationship with both sides. Overall, he had a a loving, yet somewhat strict family, attended school and enjoyed cartoons and anime’s. In high school, however, Symere became a bit of an oddball. He enjoyed unconventional music, such as his idol, Marilyn Manson and Paramore among other things, wore fox tails to school and often wanted to stand out in a crowd. Bullied and teased for his music taste and weird tendencies, Symere was as happy as could be, taking pride in being a bit different. Symere’s love for music would even inspire him to play the trumpet in his marching band. Symere would eventually decide to try his hand in hip hop, after seeing the attention and popularity other people, including his friend, William Aston, got from it. Symere would find that he actually was pretty decent at spitting, so Aston invited him to join a rap group he had made with another friend. This group would be known as “Steaktown”, believed to be called that due to Philadelphia’s reputation for cheesesteaks. From here, Symere’s life would forever change. Symere, now going by the name “Steaktown Verticle”, actually going that he enjoyed rapping and the type of attention he got with it. Though he loved rapping and had gotten very into the genre, Steaktown broke up, putting a bit of a damper on Symere’s plans. However, don’t let that fool you into thinking he had given up on a hip hop career. Symere knew he had it in him and would not give up on the dream. Symere doubled down on his efforts to become a star, including dropping out of school, quitting a job as a bag boy after four days and even getting a tattoo that said “Faith” on his face (the first of many). Symere moved into his grandmother’s place within a nursing home. His grandmother was very supportive of his dream and Symere would constantly upload songs to Soundcloud. One day, a listener to his music on Soundcloud would tell him he sounded like a “Lil Uzi” since he rapped so fast, leading Symere to taking that and combining it with Vert, short for Verticle. From here, Lil Uzi Vert was born.
Uzi’s hard work would finally pay off when DJ Diamond Kuts would hear one of his songs from his first project, Purple Thoughtz Vol. 1. This would lead to Uzi getting one of his songs played on Philly’s Power 99 Station. At this time, Don Cannon was driving around Philly and he would eventually run into this song on the radio. Cannon reached out to Uzi and produced his first mixtape, The Real Uzi. After the release of The Real Uzi, Uzi signed you Atlantic Records through Generation Now. From here, he would go on tour with Fall Out Boy and Wiz Khalifa and feature on many artists’ songs. He had done it. He had achieved the fame he wanted. However, Uzi still wanted that superstar status and would take his next big step towards it by releasing his first big project, Luv Is Rage.
Luv Is Rage was released to a much wider audience then Uzi normally got and instantly drew many new people to him. It got very positive reviews and earned Uzi the title of being a breakout star of 2015. The project did feature a much different character then Uzi previously portrayed however. Now, instead of focusing mostly on hip hop exclusively, he set to combine it with styles of other influences he had, such as My Chemical Romance or Nirvana. This new style was very melodic and had a rockstar vibe, which many would gravitate forwards. Life was great for Uzi. He was making it big, had a hit project, a loving girlfriend by the name of Brittney and an all around solid fanbase. But this wouldn’t be all, as a few months later, he would release his biggest song yet, Money Longer. Immediately following that, he would release his second big project, Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World, strongly inspired by Scott Pilgram vs. The World.
Vs. The World was a big hit. For many, it’s the defining project of 2016 and, among many younger people, is hailed as one of the best mixtapes ever made. Hell, back in 2016, people I knew were only listening to this tape as far as music went and were constantly quoting it. Uzi, his purple hair, eccentric fashion choices, melodies and, of course, his girlfriend, Brittney, were and still are absolutely iconic to the year 2016. However, this was only the beginning to an absolutely insane year. Next, Uzi would take part in what is possibly the most legendary XXL Freshman Cypher ever, alongside Denzel Curry, Lil Yachty, 21 Savage and Kodak Black. Though the Cypher was a blast, many agreed that Uzi and Curry were the standouts and many new fans were drawn to Uzi from it. Also around this time, he was featured on Migos’ smash hit, Bad and Boujee, and also on Future and DJ Esco’s hit, Too Much Sauce. Things wouldn’t be all good though, as around this time, Uzi would break up with his girlfriend and find that he had many fake friends around him. Regardless, he would then go on to release his second mixtape of 2016, The Perfect Luv Tape. This tape focused much less on vocals and melodies and was mostly a return to rapping. It was a fun and light hip hop tape, that featured many hit songs such as Do What I Want and Erase Your Social. This hype train was far from over, however, as three months later, Uzi would drop a collab tape with trap legend, Gucci Mane. This tape would be a bit of a spin off of Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World, called 1017 vs. The World. To cap off his legendary 2016, Uzi had a tour with The Weeknd to look forward to. Little did we all know just what that tour would bring and how what would happen next would propel Uzi to absolute superstar status.
You see, Brittney and Uzi’s break up affected him more then he let on. He went through some troubles afterwards, even worsening his drug use. During these hard times, he wrote much more somber songs. One of said songs would find its way to an EP called Luv Is Rage 1.5 (a prequel to his upcoming album, Luv Is Rage 2). The song, called XO Tour Lif3, as a reference to the tour he was on with The Weeknd, would be an absolute smash hit and possibly one of the most iconic songs ever made. This song would popularize what is now known as “Emo Rap”. The style wasn’t new, as it was being done by other artists, such as Yung Lean, Lil Peep and Bones, among others, but it had never been popular on this scale before. After this, Uzi would run with the emo aesthetic as a way to hype up Luv Is Rage 2. Taking massive inspiration from Marilyn Manson, he would put on a devil worshipping front and would go all in with the punk rockstar aesthetic. When released, Luv Is Rage 2 was everything this new aesthetic promised. We got deep cuts detailing his broken relationship, such as The Way Life Goes, songs that showed how much of rockstar he can be, such as Early 20 Rager, personal cuts about his family, such as Dark Queen and even new iconic bangers, such as 20 Min. This album was a hit with the numbers, received positive reviews and is well loved by many. It even would get him nominated for best new artist at the Grammy’s. Uzi was on top of the world. However, some pretty rough times were coming up.
Uzi has a fairly mundane 2018 at first. There were some positive moments to come out of it, such as his hilarious verse on Lil Tracy’s Like a Farmer remix, teasing many iconic snippets and him getting clean after the death of Lil Peep, an artist he greatly admired, but it was mostly a year of us riding the high that 2017 Uzi provided. Uzi would set the rap world on fire when he revealed the cover art for his next album, Eternal Atake. Immediately, everyone was hyped due to the very interesting concept the cover had, in that it was modeled after the Heavens Gate logo. Uzi then started going with a new alien/cult leader type aesthetic, abandoning the Marilyn Manson aesthetic of 2017. That October, Uzi released, what was at the time, the first single from the album. This song, called New Patek, was a six minute banger teased in an iconic snippet and was universally praised and hailed as one of his best songs. The world was watching. Everyone was expecting a legendary album to dropped.
Then we waited. We waited a long time. Well, turns out there was tons of behind the scenes drama going on with the making of this album. Uzi, DJ Drama and Don Cannon all had a falling out, as they wouldn’t let him release it. On top of that, the remainder of the Heavens Gate cult was threatening Uzi with a lawsuit. Uzi even briefly retired from rap. Hell, recently we learned there was an album he was making with Pharrell that was scrapped in all this chaos. It was a mess. This would all cumulate in Uzi dropping a track called “Free Uzi” which turned into a campaign supported by multiple people. Worst part is that a lot of tracks, many of which are hailed as Uzi’s very best songs, from the Eternal Atake sessions leaked, pretty much destroying any chance of getting the OG album. Two of those leaks, Sanguine Paradise and That’s a Rack, were eventually officially released, however. 2018 and early 2019 were hard on Uzi. Many wondered if he’d ever be able to get back on his feet. Fortunately, JAY-Z stepped in and “freed” Uzi, signing him to Roc Nation. After this, Uzi still withheld the album. He teased it many times, but it never would release. Fans then wondered if it’d ever drop. Most just gave up hope that it was even real anymore. Eternal Atake was looked at as the new Detox. Dead in the water, just another scrapped album.
Then something happened. Uzi dropped a new song, Futsal Shuffle 2020, claiming it was Eternal Atake’s first single. Yeah, okay. He’s probably capping. Then a couple months later he dropped That Way, a song with an amazing Backstreet Boys sample and said it was from Eternal Atake. Again, yeah sure. Then in February of 2020 he said Eternal Atake would drop in two weeks. Nobody really took it seriously. Then he dropped a high budget trailer, returning to the alien cult leader aesthetic in the process. Okay, it’s getting interesting. He then let the fans pick out the new cover for Eternal Atake. Could this be real? Then three days later he dropped it early. Eternal Atake was not only real, but it was here. Then, the next week, Uzi promised a deluxe with all the grails people begged for. He then revealed that it was not only a deluxe, but a second half to Eternal Atake, this half being a sequel to his album Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World. Two Uzi albums in one year. One being one of the most hotly anticipated albums ever and the other a sequel to a beloved mixtape that some consider a classic.
So here we are in present. Symere Woods is one of the most iconic artists in the game. Known for his many face tattoos, constantly changing hairstyles, crazy outfits and wide ranging music. He is an icon, he stands out in the crowd, he has a very... interesting look, a unique sound and he has a devoted fan base. Uzi is now the king of the world. But in a new world where COVID-19 ran rampant, Uzi thrived as a major source of entertainment in these times. He is often said to have carried 2020 on his back even. But is this statement true? Were the releases that good? Did they live up to the hype? Are they even worth a listen? Well, I think I can offer my two cents.
Review Part 1: Eternal Atake
I think I should clarify this. I was a pretty big hater of Uzi’s this time last year. I thought his music was subpar and had not heard a whole lot of it. However, Eternal Atake changed that. When I went in not expecting something that had a massive concept and lyricism, I was greeted with a very versatile, yet consistent body of work that had a pretty slick concept and story. I would later find more music of Uzi’s with some substance and more to say on other projects, but I think here he very smartly just sticks to having a blast and taking the audience on an upbeat trip through his world. This is not a darker project with some deeper cuts in there like Luv Is Rage 2, this is just Uzi is his most fun loving form yet. Some fans will not like that, as they wanted a more hard hitting Uzi like we got last time around, however, I think it was the way to go for this project, as it not only creates a nice parallel to Uzi’s last major release, but it also helped to have some upbeat music amidst the Coronavirus, racial injustices, riots, etc. It was the album I felt we needed and to make life a little bit better in the trying times.
The album does have a story to it that is told through skits. The story is about Uzi being abducted by aliens, encountering a cult on the ship, while trying to escape. The cult may symbol how he has a “cult following”, which is hinted at in a song in the second half of the album. It’s a pretty unique concept and is fun, I also appreciate that he put the extra effort in. While Uzi is messing around in the ship, he travels to different world trying to make it home, each one he travels to introduces a different persona.
We start the album with the persona of “Baby Pluto”. Baby Pluto is the persona Uzi has seemed to have stuck with for most of 2020 as well, especially on then upcoming his collabs with big Pluto himself, Future. Baby Pluto is the Uzi of 2012-2014. Focused on fast flows, this version of Uzi has very little melodies and is just focused on making fast paced and breakneck bangers. The standouts of this section of the album include the Baby Pluto title track, the very catchy Lo Mein and You Better Move, which, in classic Uzi fashion, samples Space Cadet Pinball. Baby Pluto is a much more traditional rapper then the upcoming personas. Another key to this persona is that it’s production feels very over the top and very frantic. Uzi claims this is sound like a spaceship blasting off which I can definitely see. This persona ultimately concludes once we reach Homecoming, a banger of a track consisting of disco type production. Also, before I forget, we have to mention POP and it’s infamous “Balenci” lyrics. I mean, hey, the album wouldn’t be complete without a meme arising from it, so I think it can slide. And just like that, the album starts with a bang, or perhaps a pop (sorry I had to). All the songs are memorable and all of them are hits. After this, Uzi travels to a new planet, entering his new persona, Renji.
The Renji persona has a higher pitched voice, combines faced paced rapping and some melodies and goes over much more cartoonish production. In this section, we are greeted to some absolutely fantastic tracks such as Celebration Station, which seems to be a sound Uzi likes replicating on other songs post Eternal Atake, Prices, a Travis Scott sampling epic, which is by far the best song on here to me and also Bust Me. This Renji persona seems to exist as a way to satisfy all types of Uzi fans. The ones who want melodic and more emotional Uzi will enjoy Chrome Heart Tags and I’m Sorry, while fans of faster paced and more fun loving Uzi will enjoy Celebration Station, Prices and Bust Me. Speaking of I’m Sorry, Uzi briefly returned to his emo roots for that song, which is sure to be enjoyable for fans of that style, however I appreciated how he kept it cheeky, as it seems he was apologizing to his fans for the long wait as well. The production on this section of the album is much more relaxed sounding ranges from light and bubbly, such as on Celebration Station, to downright epic, such as on Prices, but I never feel that it doesn’t feel consistent, as none of them are beats that feel overly aggressive. With the end of Prices, Uzi crash lands back on Earth. This time we enter a new persona, the one and only, Lil Uzi Vert.
Lil Uzi Vert is the Uzi we all know and love. High pitched melodies, such as Venetia, mixed with more raspy melodies, such as Secure The Bag. This is classic and also new melodic Uzi presented together in a nice harmony. However, the standout to me is Urgency, an absolutely fantastic song with a feature from Syd). Here we get every type of melodic Uzi presented in one song. We hear the raspy voices one, the high pitched one and the more mellow sounding one. Uzi presents all his vocal ranges here, presenting an insanely catch hook and also a pretty solid rapping verse. Syd then stops by for a pretty nice verse as well as harmonizing with Uzi. To me, this song feels like a spiritual successor to The Way Life Goes, but I can’t place my finger on why. Secure The Bag also sticks out, with Uzi’s yelling raspy voice, taking us back to the Luv Is Rage 1 days. Then we conclude with Uzi making it to shore and saying that he has to drop the album as he was missing for too long on that ship, a cheeky way of explaining why he hasn’t released, and then we go to the next track, P2. P2 is the sequel to XO Tour Lif3, bringing us full circle back to Uzi’s big breakout hit. This time, however, Uzi seems content with the breakup, he seems happier with it. I think this song shows us that Uzi has accepted that him and Brittney didn’t work and that he’s done with the hard feelings he held in the first part, while also presenting us with a full circle conclusion for the album. The album then ends with Uzi thanking his fans.
The next two bonus tracks are the singles released, That Way and Futsal Shuffle 2020. I like that they’re here as bonuses. Both are very good, however I think That Way could’ve fit into the Renji section. As for Futsal Shuffle, I dig the track. It’s a very weird song that sounds like a trashy 2007 pop track, but Uzi makes it work as a nice throwback. The dance it inspired was alright too I guess, glad to see people had fun with it. I’m glad both songs still made the tracklist, as I feel they both are worthy enough to be on it, even if it’s be hard to place them in one of the album’s sections.
A fantastic album. A great sampler or what Uzi has to offer that also feels consistent and like a coherent album. All going along with a pretty engaging story. The album actually reminds me a good bit of Uzi’s XXL Freshman classmate, Denzel Curry, in that it is structured very similarly to his album, TA13OO. I think Uzi took some inspiration from him there and it is very cool to see another artist succeed with that structure. Anyway, there isn’t a single dull moment here. For some, 18 tracks can be very cluttered, but Uzi manages to make all the songs sound fun and even if some maybe a bit similar, they are oozing with character that makes them still stand out enough to work. With this album, Uzi proves that this is his world and we are all just tourist in it.
But we’re not done yet. As I said, there is a second half we must talk about.
Review Part 2: Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World 2
The second half of this album, a “deluxe”, would end up starting a major trend. Now it seems every artist has hopped on the wave of having a second half as a deluxe album. The influence of this album is already present. This second half is already iconic. That really says something in my opinion. Anyway, influence aside, this half is pretty great as well. LUV vs. The World 2 is labeled as a sequel to Uzi’s most beloved tape, because it has all of Uzi’s most hyped up grails. The songs the fans have begged for on a sequel to their favorite tape only seems right. For many, THIS is the part they’ve been waiting for.
If Eternal Atake was a trip through space, Vs. The World 2 is a trip through time. We begin our trip in 2018 through Myron, Lotus and Bean, all of which were among Uzi’s most anticipated snippets, especially Lotus. Now, I wasn’t the biggest Uzi fan before, as I stated, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to Myron after the snippet he dropped of it right after New Patek released.
As I said before, I was hyped for Myron. Hell, Myron is the song I was even looking forward to Eternal Atake for, before my time as an Uzi fan. At first, I wasn’t a fan of the actual song, as it’s slowed down a good bit from the original snippet, however, I’ve grown to really enjoy it. The more slowed down voice fits as a strong opener to this sequel project, as Vs. The World 1 was done almost entirely with that voice, so it makes it easier to jump right into here once you finish that one. The song has Uzi spitting over some Christmasy production, all while testing his vocal range with some especially dry yells near the end and also some high pitched vocals sprinkled in. Concluding Myron are some, ahem, pretty objectifying lines about a girl that would make Future shed a tear, talking about calling a girl “migraine” while she gives Uzi head. Next up is Lotus, which was perhaps the most anticipated hip hop snippet in history. A lot of people were disappointed with it and said the mixing was off, but I personally fucking love Lotus. The song is catchy as fuck and the vocals are very loud on it, which I personally like, as that is the main draw to the song for me. The last verse especially is great, as it fits hand in hand with the hook before. All of this going over some pretty mild, yet spacey production makes for an amazing track. Next up is Bean, or Kobe, as it includes a reference to the now late basketball player and sports legend, Kobe Bryant. This was a song long anticipated and another snippet that fans had been begging for nearly two years for. This song contains the deep voiced and menacing Chief Keef going hand in hand vocally with Uzi’s childlike screeches and high pitched voice. The energy Uzi carries on the song feels a lot like the energy he delivered on Lotus, making it a very consistent transition. This three track trip to 2018 delivered us with three straight knockouts, instantly drawing the audience back into Uzi’s colorful world. However, right as we get comfortable, we’re transported back further into the past. We’re taken to the 2016 XXL Cypher, where we reunite with an old friend, 21 Savage.
Yessirskiii is possibly my favorite song from this project, it’s between it and another track we will get to in a bit. This song reminds me of the 2016 XXL Cypher not just because of 21 Savage on it, but also because Uzi’s elated flow and vocals mixed with 21 Savage’s dry and unenthusiastic vocals make for a similar experience to that legendary cypher, while also being wildly entertaining. 21 Savage glides effortlessly on the production dome by Pi’erre Bourne, in what is, in my opinion, one of his best beats yet. Savage also delivers one of my favorite hooks of the year so far as well, one that is very simple, but very catchy. Uzi then comes in with his signature high pitched rapping style and if Savage glides over the beat, Uzi rides it, presenting us with a completely different style of rapping over it that also feels consistent with what Savage did. The track concludes with Savage’s hook, leaving you wanting an instant encore. Immediately following this high, we’re taken to the future to a song with none other then Future himself. Wassup is a song that acts as a teaser to Uzi’s many upcoming collabs with Future. Uzi presents his signature melodies and long stretching of words in an insanely catchy hook. He then delivers a very strong verse, humbly flexing that he can’t win every time, but does most of the time at least. Among that are also some alien references, tying into the first half of the album nicely. Future then comes in and gives another solid verse, not his most memorable, but still solid nonetheless. The track concludes and what we’re left with is a great little glimpse into the future that we didn’t know was coming at the time, here Baby Pluto x Pluto was truly born. After this, we are taken back to the present, at least for two tracks.
Strawberry Peels is a short, yet very sweet, collaboration with Young Thug and Gunna. Thugger gives us a breakneck hook over some wild production, Gunna drops a solid enough verse then Uzi comes in perfectly matching Thugger’s energy. Uzi rapping over the frantic production before going into Thugger’s last hook is the perfect reminder of why these two work so well together. I Can Show You presents us with some classical(?) sounding production with Uzi delivering some Celebration Station types flows over it. It’s an Eternal Atake track vocally, but a new sound production wise. I like it a lot. It feels familiar yet new at the same time.
After our time in the present, we are transported back to 2017, when Luv Is Rage 2 came out. Moon Relate, a banger with some lyrics dealing with “pain” and a vibe that is similar to 20 Min. Based off of another much anticipated snippet, the song more then lived up to the hype. The song has super high pitched vocals and feels like Uzi at his most unhinged, a stark contrast from the vibe of the first Vs. The World, but adding tons of character to this new project. Even if you never heard the much anticipated snippet, you can tell this track is from that Luv Is Rage 2 era with its sound and it is a great revisit to that era. Next up we have what is the best song on the tape and what is, in my opinion, one of Uzi’s best songs period. Come This Way is absolutely fantastic. For it, we are taken back to 2016, when the snippet of it was first previewed. This song sounds exactly like something that’d be on the first tape and is definitely able to compete with the best songs from that tape, such as Grab The Wheel and Money Longer. The song has 2016 Uzi’s classic raspy voice and has modern Uzi’s more high pitched voice on the vocals. It is clearly a transition track from a transition era in Uzi’s career, that being late 2016, and it sounds absolutely fantastic. The song shows Uzi’s vocal range, all while providing what may be my favorite hook of the year. People have begged for 2016 Uzi to return and its only right that we get the perfect 2016 Uzi track in the sequel to his defining project of that year.
Next up we go back to late 2018 where we get Trap This Way, a song previewed in another wildly popular snippet from that time. First off, I appreciate this track coming after Come This Way since they have similar titles, but beyond that, this is a great track. The hook it catchy, the verses are good and the song is an all around banger. This song and the last represent my two favorite Uzi eras, 2016 and 2018, solidifying this as a great project even before we reach the end.
Next up is the Lil Wayne sampling banger, No Auto. which features Lil Durk. The song is mean, it’s vicious and it’s classic “murder” music. The sample is great and brings us back 2004, the days of Tha Carter 1, but the sample does not go to waste, as it provides a very hard hitting beat for the harsh lyrics. The song just all around bangs, even if it’s not quite as good as the best of this tape. For the next song, Money Spread, we go to the year 2019, to the day Sli’merre was released. The production by Pi’erre sounds ripped straight from Sli’merre and the feature by Young Nudy is great, yet very foul and nasty. Uzi is great and does very well on the strange production, but Mr. Nudy is who really shines here, with him telling us that he will put his white stuff on our girlfriend’s butts and that she’s promoting his nuts. It is absolutely absurd. Besides that, the song feels a bit like a spiritual successor to the Sli’merre track, Extendo, the last collaboration between Pi’erre, Nudy and Uzi. All of it is a nice throwback to one of 2019’s best tapes. For Got The Guap, we are returned to the week before this tape came out, with another song that has a very similar vibe to Celebration Station. Uzi has a much more muted and calm voice then usual on here and I really like it, it’s nice when he does new things with his voice. Uzi gives us a catchy hook and good verses, touching on how God has helped him and how his accomplishments. I also enjoy the melodies he puts in his first verse. Thugger then stops by for another feature, effortlessly matching Uzi’s energy. The song is a ton of fun.
And finally we conclude the album with the NAV featuring song, Leaders. NAV makes up most of the song, but gives a solid performance. The song is meant to lead right into Eternal Atake, as it focuses on cult followings and relating them to cult leaders, which is a theme in Eternal Atake as we know by the Heaven’s Gate marketing. Nav relates his status to Jim Jones, while Uzi does to Marshall Applewhite, leader of Heaven’s Gate. I think this song is a great Segway into Eternal Atake and concludes this album on a nice note. I think this whole album being before Eternal Atake on the track list makes sense, as it feels like it shows us what songs preceded the album and the road that lead us there.
A great album. Not only that, a fantastic double album overall. Uzi shows every bit of talent he has across these 32 tracks and on every one of them, he brings his eccentricity to the forefront and shows the world why the weirdos now run the music industry. Everything he set out to do when he took inspiration from William Aston in high school has now come to fruition and Uzi is now one of the kings of hip hop and music in general.
Favorite Lyrics
One eye open, ‘Luminati like Fetty Wap.
  • Lil Uzi Vert on Silly Watch
Balenci Balenci Balenci Balenci Balenci
  • Lil Uzi Vert on POP
Get money like Anthony Hop. Silence the lamb and your ass’ll get chopped
  • Lil Uzi Vert on Prices
They laugh at me because I’m emo, I killed my girlfriend that’s why I’m single
  • Lil Uzi Vert on That Way
No, statistically I can’t win everytime, but you know the score is probably like 10-3. And them three times I had to take an L, I remember them boys tried to finish me. Said we roll a Wood, I roll like 50 L’s.
  • Lil Uzi Vert on Wassup
Strawberry Peels, Strawberry Peels, Strawberry Peels, Strawberry Peels
  • Young Thug on Strawberry Peels
Pain
  • Lil Uzi Vert on Moon Relate
I got your bitch over here promoting my nuts. Your hoe is a slut, hit it from the back m, n*gga, put it it in her guts. Yeah, slap it on her butt, whole lotta white stuff on her butt
  • Young Nudy on Money Spread
We from the same hood , that’s a nickel and dime. That’s all we know. God gave me the opportunity to open doors
  • Lil Uzi Vert on Got The Guap
No, I’m not Marshall Applewhite, but I’m tryna phone home
  • Lil Uzi Vert on Leaders
Questions
• Did Eternal Atake live up to the hype for you? If not, did you still enjoy it?
• Do you think the version of Eternal Atake we got is better or worse then the one we could’ve gotten in 2018, based off what you heard from leaks? What songs do you feel should’ve been kept on?
• What do you think of this deluxe trend? Do you think that it will last? Do you think Uzi handled it well on this project?
• Did the full songs of snippets live up to the hype for you?
• Which half did you like more, Eternal Atake or Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World 2?
• Fans that consider Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World as a classic or even just as a great tape, did the sequel live up to the first one for you?
• This project received critical acclaim, do you think that acclaim was warranted?
• Do you miss Uzi’s old 2016 style like many others or are you satisfied with the direction he is taking?
• Where do you think Uzi will go from here?
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2020.07.30 18:53 goldietheswagbear Freddy Faz-quotes #8

Michael: Family isn't genes and DNA. Family is your Discord server full of nerds that send each other memes.
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Golden Freddy: Allow me to de-introduce myself:
Golden Freddy: My name is [REDACTED]
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Freddy: Ladies, if he's: Tall, Hairy, Shredded, Has glowing red eyes, And is widely considered to be a bad omen due to having been reportedly sighted shortly before the collapse of the Silver bridge in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, in 1967, That's not your man, that's Mothman.
Chica: OR, if you have taste, THAT'S your man, Mothman!
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Golden Freddy, to William: You just yee’d your last haw
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Scraptrap: Why are any of us here really?
Zoo Security Guard: I'm asking about you, specifically.
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Golden Freddy: I am not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually.
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Springtrap: how did you find my hideout?
Henry: we put "bitch" in the GPS and it led us here
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Freddy: How long are you going to stand there and let him do that?
Golden Freddy: Just a little longer.
Foxy: [Pushing a door that clearly says ‘pull’]
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Michael: Hey bro, could you close the door for me?
Golden Freddy: [opens the door wider]
Michael, sighing: Okay, what did I do this time?
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Michael: I could be killed or worse, henry could give my another lecture on responsibility.
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Foxy: i’ll beat your ass at uno!!!! i’ll beat anyone’s ass at uno!!!!!!!! i’ll beat my ass at uno!!!!!!!!!
Foxy: *loses\*
Foxy, shaking: i have tarnished my reputation, and my honor. i must now go and commit seppuku
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Scrap Baby: The heelys stay ON during sex.
Lefty: you don't even know what sex is
Scrap Baby: YES I DO!!... it's cuddling someone very hard?
Lefty: ... close enough
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Freddy: what's the first thing you notice when someone comes up to you?
Chica: The fucking audacity
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Vanny: Update, Day 800: Corn. Corn everywhere.
Tape Girl: Have you tried eating it?
Vanny: Update, Day 801: Found a new use for corn.
Michael: What... What were you using the corn for before, Vanny?
Vanny: :)
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Vanny: you know, bisexuality isn't that hard to understand. Girls are cute. Guys are cute. What do you want from me?
Burglar: I want your wallet
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William, showing up to a court case in the Springbonnie suit: it is I, your public deffurender! :3
Henry: I’ll plead guilty if you arrest him too.
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Mangle: [angry] ARE YOU-
Golden Freddy: Fucking.
Mangle: -KIDDING ME?!?!
Toy Freddy: What was that?
Golden Freddy: Mangle legally cannot say fuck for about a month, so I’ve volunteered to say it for her.
Toy Freddy: I think you just like saying, fuck.
Golden Freddy: That doesn’t make my job less important
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Toy Chica: Have a great day people under 170 cm only. The rest of you giraffes can go eat some leaves
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Freddy: A demon summoning? Why?
Chica: To summon a demon, jackass.
Freddy: But we have Golden Freddy already!
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Bonnie: How do I look?
Chica: Like an idiot.
Bonnie: Sweet.
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phone guy: this is easy, just tell us about your happiest high school memory
Michael: pardon me, my what now?!
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Golden Freddy, driving way too fast:
Freddy: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN!
Golden Freddy: He's on the street, he knows the risk he's taking.
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William: Did you have a good day at school?
6 yr old Michael: That's not how school works.
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Chica: Did you guys get enough sleep?
Michael:
Golden Freddy:
Freddy:
Bonnie:
Foxy:
phone guy:
phone guy: sometimes my eyes close when I sneeze
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Michael: You don’t care who you piss off, do you?
Golden Freddy: Not in the slightest, no.
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Principal: Your daughter got into a fight today.
Mrs Afton: Is she okay?
William: Did she win?
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Freddy: Goldie, you're in charge while i'm away.
Golden Freddy: Oh, excellent! I'm your man!
Freddy: Keep the others out of trouble.
Golden Freddy: Okey, i'm kinda your man...
Freddy: And don't do anything stupid.
Golden Freddy: You need another man.
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William: Jeremy and I have this peculiar chemistry. An easy relationship, one where we are able to finish each other's-
Jeremy: Sentences.
William, holding his knife to Jermey's face: don't ever fucking interrupt me again!
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Golden Freddy: *trying to comfort a crying baby\* what is ur fucking problem?
Chica: try singing to it
Golden Freddy: 🎵 whaaat iiiis yooour fucking proooblem 🎵
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Vanny, seductively: Am I a bad girl?
William, deadpan: Hmm, you have been bad.
Vanny, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?
William, still deadpan: You’re a fucking nightmare, to be honest
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Freddy: i like to think of you as my older brother.
Golden Freddy: i like to think of you as a prick
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Henry: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
William, his mouth full of donuts: no
Henry: Then what’s that white powder on your jeans?
William: that’s cocaine
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Instructor: Welcome to salsa class. Who’s ready to learn how to dance?
Chica, hiding a bag of tortilla chips: Great! There’s been no misunderstanding!
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Michael: You probably don’t know this about me, but I have some fairly significant emotional issues.
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Golden Freddy, taking off his hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?
Jeremy: I-I never asked a question.
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Henry: So I have made the decision to trust you.
William: A horrible decision, really.
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Jeremy: A girl passed me a note and it said "I think you're hot."
Jeremy: So I passed her a note and it said, "I don't need you to tell me that."
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Micheal: do you want to see my impression of Toy Chica?
Jeremy: yeah sure
Micheal: grabs a gun and crouches I’LL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING KNEES OFF
Toy Chica, behind them: ...
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Freddy: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Bonnie: Why?
Foxy: Are you in a hurry?
Freddy: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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William: If you're saying I play favourites, you're wrong. I love all members of this family equally.
*earlier\*
William: I don't care for Michael.
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Golden Freddy: I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should be running too because something is coming
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Vanny: when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
Tape Girl: you could finish him or finish him
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Jeremy: Where did you get tomato soup?
Michael: It’s actually just ketchup I microwaved in a bowl.
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William: I regret creating you
Funtime Freddy: Then get rid of me, pussy
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Mangle: Jeremy, you’re going to cuddle me and I only take “yes” as an answer.
Jeremy: why does that sound like it’s a threat—
Mangle: BECAUSE IT IS A THREAT!!
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Glitchtrap: Are you posing? There are no cameras here
Vanny: Google Earth. Always taking pictures
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Freddy: ...
[air horn sound]
[second air horn sound]
Michael: I don't think this is deodorant
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Toy Freddy, talking about Mangle: When I say they're "feral", it doesn't always mean they're angry
Toy Freddy: Maybe they're stupid and if you give them food you'll earn their trust and they'll follow you around
Mangle:
Mangle: Is that what you did all those years ago??
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Henry: My dad senses are tingling...
Henry: [walking out of the room] Which one of the heathens-
Henry: [see Golden Freddy, Mangle, Michael, and Jeremy with swords] -nO, guys!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOLDING SHARP OBJECTS??!!?! [chases after them]
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Funtime Chica: Circus Baby!!! My bestie in the whole world!!! BFF 4ever💕💕💞💖😘😘💗💗💝💖💘🥺🥺🥰🥰🥺😳😳💖💖
Circus Baby: Fellow associate.
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Golden Freddy: fuck i lost Toy Chica...
Toy Freddy: how do you lose Toy Chica?!
Golden Freddy: she is like 5"4ft, give me a break
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Freddy: There is a strict no-animals policy in this pizzeria
Freddy: Except for Chica's high horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.
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Michael: i'm so bored
Freddy: hi bored i'm dad
Michael: Jokes on you, my dad abandoned me! >:’D
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Golden Freddy: Why commit arson when we can commit war crimes?
Henry: you have my attention.
Golden Freddy: I’m building a fucking nuclear bomb!
Michael: OHOHOHOHOHO FUCK YES LET’S KILL SOME BITCHES-
The Puppet: ... NO!
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BB: yo dude wanna help me cover everything in Springtrap's room with saran wrap?
Plushtrap: FUCK YEAH!
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Golden Freddy, inside someone's house in the middle of the night: time to get me some salami!
owner, that just woke up to the noise: *points a gun at Golden Freddy\* who the fuck are you? get out of my house
Golden Freddy: There’s no crime in being a thief
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Michael: I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Jeremy: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Michael: a breakfast burrito, but yes.
Jeremy: I pity your dentist.
Michael: jokes on you I don’t have a dentist.
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Springtrap: you know, looking back, I have no regrets
Phantom Puppet: you should
Springtrap: probably
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Mrs Afton: if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
Michael: mum, i AM the friend that jumps off the cliff.
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Bonnie: You promised not to tell!
Golden Freddy: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Bonnie. Welcome to the real world.
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Chica: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a seven-letter word for disappointment.
Golden Freddy: Michael.
Chica, gasps: It fits.
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Nightmare: You’re violent.
plushtrap: Yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable.
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William: My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It’s not true I love Elizabeth and the 2 not-Elizabeths equally.
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phone guy: the animatronics are very dangerous and it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them.
Michael, blowing an air horn at Freddy, bonnie and chica: GET FUCKED!
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Freddy: It says, “password is too short”.
Bonnie: What did you put?
Freddy: “Toy_Chica”
Toy Chica: FUCK YOU!
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Henry, to William: Hey man! The 80s called! They want YOU DEAD. *Springlock failure sounds*
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Freddy: finally, he's gone, now i can keep these pennies to myself
Golden Freddy, emerging from the darkness: I SMELL PENNIES!!
Freddy: AAAAA!!!!!!!!
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The Puppet: I'm not afraid of you.
Springtrap: But you really, really should be.
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Helpy: why are you on the floor?
Michael: i’m depressed.
Michael: also i’ve been stabbed by my dad... can you get henry?
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Toy Chica: I hate you with every inch of my body
William:
William: That’s not a lot of inches
Toy Chica: EAT SHIT!
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Golden Freddy: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Freddy: Wasn’t Foxy with you?
Foxy: In my defence, I was left unsupervised too.
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phone guy: Would it kill you to stop taking 40-minute showers?
Michael: Physically? No. Emotionally? The toll would be catastrophic
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Springtrap: OK, hear me out. so it's about this guy named Rick. He's a scientist that turns himself into a pickle. Michael, it's the funniest shit i've ever seen it's the funniest shit Michael
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Henry, looking at springtrap: what a b a s t a r d
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Michael, a half-naked corpse: I am a fashion icon, like my father before me.
William, a zombie furry: hell yeah BOI!
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Golden Freddy: Dear Santa.
Golden Freddy: I’m writing to let you know. I’ve been naughty.
Golden Freddy: And it was worth it, you judgemental fat bastard.
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a kid: Thanks for teaching me how to lie, Goldie.
Golden Freddy: No problem, kid. Next week, stealing!
Freddy: GOLDIE NO!
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Golden Freddy: Kids, if you find cocaine in your parents' dresser or drawer at home, snort as much as possible. It cannot hurt you.
Michael: Or lace your blunt with it.
Golden Freddy: Either way, you're gonna have a good time. It's fun, and it's safe.
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*Background explosion\*
Henry: This was a terrible idea
Michael: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!!
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Vanny: One time Golden Freddy came over here. All he did was lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes. I don’t really like that guy. But I admire his lifestyle
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Michael: DRIVERS! PLEASE BE COURTEOUS TO STUDENT PEDESTRIANS AND hit us going full speed please!
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Vanny: Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my teammates. I’m shooting myself. My accuracy is 100%, Y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at
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Henry: I once walked into a Subway, asked for a “mootball feetlong”, said “shit” directly afterwards, then walked out. I can never go back.
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Circus Baby: I have 2 brothers. We steal each other’s stuff, hack each other’s Twitter accounts, set each other’s clothes on fire. There are no rules
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phone guy: A guy puts a gun to your head and tells you to sing a song perfectly or he pulls the trigger. What song are you singing?
Jeremy: Alphabet, not taking any chances.
Michael: "Rap God". I like a challenge.
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Freddy: This isn't gonna work!!!
Chica: Not with that fucking attitude it isn't.
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Bonnie: If Foxy and I were drowning, who would you save?
Golden Freddy: You morons can’t even swim?
Bonnie: It’s a hypothetical question, goldie. Just answer it.
Golden Freddy: My time and effort
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Freddy: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year aren't you?
Foxy: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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phone guy: my kink is a loving, caring, fulfilling relationship with someone i care about
Michael: unrealistic, settle for BDSM like the rest of us
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Michael: Apparently, 'spite' is not the 'appropriate answer' to 'what motivates you
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Michael: I see it says 'kids eat free', does that include dead kids?
Waitress: sure why not
the fnaf 1 crew: Yippee!
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*at fredbear's family diner\*
William: Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk?
random guy: Are my lights on?
William: *laughing\* No, I just wanted to see what you looked like, dude your car's fucking ugly.
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William, getting springlocked: Sweet mother of satans left nipple, it's like my body is made entirely out of urethras and each one is having a million red hot catheters pushed in and ripped out violently. My very being is on fire, my only wish is for the sweet release of death
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Michael: I don’t want to DIE, I just want to be DEAD. Why is that so hard to grasp?
Dominos guy: please sign so I cant leave-
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Michael: I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.
Michael:
Michael: Die hard 6 on a cruise ship.
Michael: Pizza bagel restaurant.
Michael: My father never loved me.
Michael: I'm gonna die alone.
Michael: Oh boy. That happened fast.
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Jeremy: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on Mangle and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Mr.fitzgerald we’ve talked about this.
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Freddy: Where's Golden Freddy?
Chica: Somewhere disappointing God.
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Molten Freddy: it’s okay, we don’t want to kill children
Michael: oh thank goodness
Molten Freddy: good thing you’re not a kid anymore
Michael: ... FUCK
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William: HAHAHA CAN'T HURT ME NOW CAN YA?
Springbonnie, about to set his springlocks off: i'm about to end this man's whole career
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William: Hey! Leave me be! I'm only slaughtering innocents! I'm not doing wrong!
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William: *accidentally slams pinkie toe against coffee table\*
William: *shrugs and keeps walking\*
Henry: how the fuc-
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Henry: I hate my life.
phone guy: I hate my life too.
Michael: If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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Vanny: You read my diary?
Glitchtrap: At first, I didn't know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Slenderman: I have an army.
the fazbear grew: We have faces. bitch
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Jeremy: What you’re doing is illegal.
Michael: I’m not taking advice from you. You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’.
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[Mangle in the middle of doing literally anything]
Jeremy: ima keep it real with you chief, that shit’s cute as fuck
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Freddy: what did you do, why is toy chica having a mental breakdown
Golden Freddy: i showed her all the rule 34 art of her
Freddy: why the fuck would you do that?
Golden Freddy: for shits and giggles lol
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Chica: we should start appreciating the little things in life
Golden Freddy: like Toy Chica?
Toy Chica: goldie I swear.
Golden Freddy: are you even allowed to swear?
Toy Chica: ...
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Michael, breathes:
Bonnie, dead: weird flex but okay
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Springtrap: *writing 6 6 6 on the wall in blood\*
Golden Freddy: *pulls out a sharpie and makes it 696969\*
Springtrap: *spells out ‘nice’ with blood\*
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Michael: I just had a thought.
Freddy: Your mother would be proud.
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Michael: I’m gonna get good at Minecraft, get a Girlfriend, and fight god
Golden Freddy: Wow, this is listed hardest to easiest
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2020.07.22 13:14 narcfriendthrowaway It's been 10 months since I left the worst 13 year toxic friendship of my life

I created a new account for this since my main account has personal stuff that would identify me and the narc.
TL;DR Was in a crappy band with a narc who mentally abused me, the singer and my girlfriend.
I was 16 and he was 17 when I met this guy (I'm also a dude, 29 now). He would be downtown on Fridays arguing with Christians and this was the age of the militant atheist. I thought he was cool but he immediately called me a r-tard, f-g, etc. I guess I thought I could change him or influence him to be nicer or something. Couple years go by with limited interactions and he was looking for musicians on MySpace, I tell him I'm a musician and he tells me to come over and wasn't as much of an asshole, but still kinda asshole the whole time. He went on about how many music projects he was in previously and how good he was at his instrument (he could noodle around fast) so I joined up just me and him to start a band.
Over the following months I let him indoctrinate me with all his philosophy. He thought he was Tyler Durden from Fight Club and that I was his first member or something like that. He idolized Durden, House M.D., Lucifer (the recent show); pretty much every misunderstood "hero" and would use that as an excuse to be vitriolic, angry, and downright toxic. He got all of his ideas from 4chan. I was agnostic at the time, didn't think too deeply about philosophy so I was inclined to accept his logic after he would pretty much beat it into my head with his hour long rants about nihilism and Nietzche. He was using cult tactics to break me down and build me back up and then would literally tell other people that he did that. It was always so embarrassing and I still feel like a moron for letting it happen.
He got into a fight with his dad who roughed him up, so he called me to save him and move in with me and my girlfriend who also happened to be the sister of his girlfriend. He promised that he would be a good roommate and do dishes and keep the house clean and do all of the recording and mixing for the band if we let him stay rent-free (I ended up being the editor and recording everyone else in the band down the road). Me and my girlfriend would pay 2/3rds the rent and her sister would pay the other third. I really felt I couldn't say no because at this point it was already about 2 years working on this project and we had material under our belts (nothing decent recorded however) and his girlfriend lives with us so it was a "no brainer" right? He ended up never doing dishes and claimed he was the master of the house eventually and wouldn't let me have a say in any fucking thing going on with the house since he had the power of youtube to fix simple things and that meant he was smarter than everyone and deserved to run the show. The one toilet had an issue where if you didn't jiggle the handle it would infinitely fill. I got drunk one night because we were all gonna watch a movie and I heard the water in the bathroom. I got up and said "hey I mentioned this before but you gotta jiggle the handle for the toilet to stop filling". Since I was drunk I was not being a pushover so he got up angrily and pushed me out of the way to look at the toilet. I shoved him back so he punched me in the stomach and it started this whole screaming match. I thought it was gonna end there and it really should have. I apologized over and over the following days, I felt like it was my fault since I was drunk. There's way more to unpack but I'm keeping it short as possible.
Our house was small and we both had our computers in the living room. I'm a night owl and so was he so we would constantly stay up until 4am or later playing videogames together (of which he of course always took the lead and was "always" a better player). When I got a job, I had to go to bed early but it was this constant fight of trying to get him to stop noodling on his guitar since he sat right next to my door to my room until 7am. It was a constant nightmare of me thinking I was always the asshole since he would gaslight me and tell me things I said were proof that I was just a selfish dick. I was always wrong, I always needed to improve. Sometimes he would just say "fuck you", but still put his guitar away...
We went through so many people trying to join our band project; we had our fair share of lazy people, but let me tell you the narc would just brag and brag as soon as he met someone and tell them that we have all these musical ideas and songs written (in a music program, Guitar Pro, which is just MIDI). He had a strict no Christians policy. We had nothing recorded for a very long time until about 3 years ago when we finally managed to get enough members to make the band since neither of us were experienced at mixing music (he thought he was). The bassist would gently suggest things in the mix which kind of made our stuff sound palatable since he didn't really have a final say. I realize now the members only joined the band because they thought I was friendly and fun to be around (they are all still my very good friends). I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but after I got out of the project I really truly think the narc is a terrible musician and all the good parts in the music were things I wrote. The vocalist wrote interesting lyrics, but was limited to the sporadic information the narc would spew for hours on end about the space lore of the character that represented our band. The other band members would tell me they would be like "oh this part is cool" and would find out they were parts I wrote, whatever. The narc would either write something boring and I would add something to it one night and then he would "finish" the song in "just one night" by stretching and repeating the same parts and not letting them evolve. I would try to mix up the songs and add new stuff or change things... That was "strange" and he would just shoot it down and say it was too complicated for people to remember to play or listen to. I eventually gave up putting much creative effort into the songs since he would take credit for everything good and blame me for everything bad. Every song was a stale version of what it could be and he didn't let me just play my instrument to a track to get the feel of the music. I HAD to write in Guitar Pro. He was so proud of how quickly he could write music and every time he would tell someone new to the project they would just nod their head. It would just be 16th notes with barely any syncopation and a scratchy mess of guitars.
The narc's self-proclaimed job was being the band leader and mixing and mastering music. He was bad at it all, but he was great at screaming when things weren't going his way so nobody had the patience or mental energy to deal with him. I sat next to him every day because he manipulated me into that position by saying I "needed to be around people since that is going to be my job when I'm a musician". Once I tried moving my computer into my room and he retorted with something to prevent me from doing that like "can you really stand having your computer screen in the view of your girlfriend?". If I fought back or argued, it would turn into a tirade of how I do nothing in the band except drive him places or "facilitate things". The hard thing about this type of narc is that he is aware of narcs so he would do his best to appear not to be one. He would twist and warp every thought and conversation until you forgot what the initial argument was about.
8 fucking years since he moved in go by. 5 of those years we had virtually no members or people pushed away by his attitude or our shitty music. There were so many instances of him screaming or freaking out that they're all buried in my head somewhere. During this time I broke up with the sister of his girlfriend and got another girlfriend who I have been dating for 4 years now. He would treat her like shit as well, telling her to "shush" in front of everyone if he was ranting about something he was interested in or belittling her or complaining about what she was doing in the kitchen at any given moment. The house was always a pig sty (nowadays our new house is very cute with a tiny bit of clutter but infinitely cleaner). The narc would get mad every other day and it got to a point where my heart would start pounding if he hit the desk in anger thinking it was directed at something I possibly did since I was always wrong, always lazy, always an idiot.
Of course when he got really bad to the point of putting me in a terrible shit mood, he would lighten up and start sending me memes or joking around with me and being a "good" friend. It was so slow and gradient the periods of time like this that I would mentally forgive him for shit. He never ever said sorry, he never bought me a present for my birthday or holidays, he would never say goodnight, he wouldn't even wish me a happy birthday unless he was forced to somehow.
The last stretch of a year begin. We have 6 people in the band including us. We have an artist who made a badass painting. I created an alternate space background for the art and made huge banners per the wishes of the narc since I worked at a print shop. We played like 5 shows that progressively got better, opened up for a c-list act at a good venue once. One day I'm figuring out Square for our band and he comes up to me, waves a frozen meal bag in my face and says "dude this has been in the freezer for a month, either eat it soon or I'm throwing it away". I forgot what I said, I was really trying to focus on something so I was probably rude and he throws the bag in the trash angrily. I take it out of the trash, scream "I fucking hate when you treat me like this" and pelt the bag into the freezer. This is the only other time I've ever raised my voice at him in these 8 years. He calls me insane and says we're cancelling the show at the artist's studio and that I'm out of the band. Of course he's doing this to manipulate me, but I couldn't handle threats like that so I calm down and then try to get him to calm down, but it turns into about a 2 hour lecture of how I'm always lazy, always an idiot. My girlfriend tries arguing on my side. Later, his girlfriend tells her privately not to get in-between us fighting since we've known each other for so long and that we will work it out. He has a problem with every single person in the band and in life in general. He always has some shit to say about their character that needs improving, if only they would let him warp them and make them into a better person. I don't have these revelations or I just ignore them during these times, telling myself "everything's fine and if it's not fine, it's my fault".
Over this course of time he kept telling me to make interludes in between songs. I made about 15 solid ones, but he would never recognize them, would say there were never enough. I learned later that he just told me to do them to "keep me busy". Now he can't use them at all since he never laid a finger on them. About a half hour of content.
After the freezer bag "incident" I was on the verge of insanity. I talked to my girlfriend when we were trying to have a date at a museum. All I could think about was the narc, all I could think about how the band would be jeopardized if I couldn't pull it together. I contemplated leaving the whole thing, but my girlfriend tried showing me the narc's side just because she's sweet and didn't want to deal with a huge blowout as well. This bought another 6 months before the real explosion.
The narc adopted cats from the neighborhood slowly, wouldn't let my girlfriend bring her cat from her house though, for various made-up reasons each time I would try to bring it up. One of the cats was our neighbor's and they were weird pill-popping drug addicts so I took a liking to this one particular cat. I claimed it as my own after the neighbors moved and it went missing months later. After the narc initially looked around the neighborhood (he would forcefully verbally prevent me from looking for the cat), I finally started looking myself on day 3. I drove around the entire neighborhood to the point where someone called the cops on me thinking I was a creeper. On the night of day 4 the cat shows up with a broken leg; I rush it to the vet and they only prescribe pills and caged rest. This begins the ultimate nightmare of my life. The narc is an animal lover, he loves animals more than people; you know the type. I wait until the normal vet opens to get a surgical consultation around 9am. I come back home at 11am and need to go get a suitable cage and food. The narc comes with to supervise and suggest things to get which I'm fine with since he technically knew more than me about cat care. We get back home about 12pm, set up the cage and shit. At around 1:30pm I am getting quite delirious and he starts scolding me how when we're on the road touring I'm not gonna get sleep so I should just suck it up. I brought up to him a month before how he's abusive and he said I'm just a baby. I snap back at him in this instance and he just walks away like he won the argument. I put my head down to sleep and my heart is racing. I'm not the idiot this time, I'm not lazy or incompetent. I go out to the living room and tell him I can't sleep because of his mental abuse. Queue a 2 hour tirade and him throwing his chair because he's sick of me bringing the band down. If he has to get a job, he's kicking EVERYONE out of the band and doing it himself since he knows how. I start shaking from the adrenaline and delirium. It's a living nightmare, I can't argue. Everything I say is warped and gaslighted away, I've already given too much mental ground the past 8 years where he can just bring any example of me playing videogames as me ignoring what needs to be done. I'm the reason the band isn't going anywhere, the vocalist (who had left months prior since he was also getting abused mentally) "sucked" and was also the reason the band went nowhere. Me and the vocalist at that point were the only creative forces in the band besides the narc.
I finally sleep after exhaustion.
For the next 5 days, I can barely eat. I spit out food since all I fucking eat is TV dinners since every time prior that I attempted to cook, I would be lambasted and hovered over since the narc was also a master chef since he took a few cooking classes in high school. I start to feel weak. On the last night I go outside to call my dad, tell him that the narc has been mentally abusive this whole time and that I was at my limit. My dad, who I decided to cut out my life partially (after the narc would talk endless and endless shit about him and convinced me he was a bad influence) said "dude sometimes you gotta just drop something that ain't working. I had not clue he was abusive, just get the fuck out of there tonight, you're twice his size. You're an amazing musician and can do anything you want." I take a deep breath, walk back inside and go straight to my room. I talk to my girlfriend and tell her I want to leave tonight, I have never felt worse in my life and I have barely eaten in 5 days. She gets nervous and says "well we should work it out with (narc) and his girlfriend so we're not leaving them in the dark". I tell her I don't know how much more I can handle, but I will try. I go to my computer to ruminate, which is still next to the narc, about 5 feet away. He asks me if I'm gonna play WoW with him and the artist and I say "I don't know" and then he goes "well you have those vocal takes to line up" and I go "oh yeah, I'll do that I guess" in a monotone voice. (I was writing new lyrics to the same fucking songs we have been doing 3 years, since the old vocalist left recently and our new singer couldn't do death screams in the same way).
He slams his mouse on the desk and says he's sick of this shit and yells at me "do you want me to delete the fucking band page on facebook" and I say "fucking do it, I don't care" and he shoots up from his desk "Oh you don't fucking care?" and gets right up to me. A switch flips in my head and I start yelling at the top of my lungs. My girlfriend runs out and tries to de-escalate. He unplugs my computer for some reason, so I thank him since I was planning on leaving anyway. I start ripping out the cords to my computer and monitor and start gathering my things while he screams at me and I scream back. I just repeat "I'm fucking done, this is it" over and over. I bring up "you said if you had to get a job you would just do this all by yourself anyway right" and he goes "well if I was gonna I would have done it anyway" so I say "well now here's your chance!". I try to leave but he gets in my way so I start pushing him out of my way but he won't move so I really lean in and throw him since he's almost half my weight. My girlfriend starts freaking out not understanding what's going on and I tell her in my manic state to please just go to my dad's with me. The narc gets in my way again screaming shit at me and I force him out of my way again and go outside with more shit and call the cops since I would have probably started throwing punches, big ones with 8 years of mental abuse behind them.
10 months later, my life is way better, I have a new music project that is already garnering more views in the past 3 months than the old band ever did (not really a whole lot at the end of the day, but just shows how pitiful we were as a band). All of the other band members besides 1 left with me at the time. I discover that he was trying to get his girlfriend to write out the lore for the band instead of him doing it himself. They haven't released anything new in months and the last thing they sent out was the same old scratchy mess of sound before the experienced bassist came into the picture. It was one wacky hell ride waste of time. I guess I learned what not to do in a music project and how to spot a narcissist. I still think about it every day, it's still comes into my dreams which I actually get to have now since I can sleep a normal amount. During these 8 years I didn't sleep more than 5 hours a day since according to the narc humans only need 4 and a half to be normal. I let him control every facet of my life, my money, my sanity. A huge weight has been lifted and for the first few months my mental structure was shaken. I find myself imagining a violent alternative to that night often. Overall my life is way better, I just hope I can keep putting more and more into the so-called grave. There are so many more things that happened I could probably write a book about it, but I don't have the energy to ruminate this long about this period in my life.
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2020.07.19 22:41 vasc4554 My experience with the sequel

spoilers from the first game
I wanted to vent about my experience with TLoU2, hope you don't mind.
Hey everyone. I just finished both games and as it was expected from the memes and rage, I did not like the game (the second one, that is).
Pretty much like the final seasons of GoT, this game has really fucked up with my head on another level.
I don't know about you guys, but I can't stop thinking about one specific scene in the first game that resonated so strongly with me, but apparently was forgotten in the sequel. It's the scene when Ellie kills David while having some radical breakdown. Joel arrives to stop her and for the first time he calls her "baby girl", which is the same thing he used to call his daughter Sarah. She is crying and breathless, trying to justify herself and completely reliant on this father figure. At some point the song grows and Joel says words we cannot hear as he holds Ellie's face inside his palms. We don't know what he said, but it just doesn't matter: it's the connection of two loose ends, two people who endured heartbreaks and now found comfort in each other. That scene was one of the strongest moments of the game, to the point I always struggle with tears.
And whilst the sequel had emotional and strong moments of its own, nothing it aimed at was able to reach the impact of this scene (it's called "It's me", if you'd like to see it on YouTube).
I don't really have any point, nothing new to add. I'm just venting, and it really sucks that the closest thing I got from that which was so endearing to me was a mere flashback.
People keep saying Joel was done dirty, and I agree entirely. But Ellie was the worst of all the mishandling of characters, to me.
Don't get me wrong. The game explains how those things happened and why they happened, but those are decisions that just stack upon each other to culminate in many fans having a game that did not add anything at all. I played the first game five times before buying the sequel, but I am being brutally honest when I say I don't know if I'll ever play the sequel again.
And I don't mean to hate on ND, or any of the actresses and actors involved. I'm not trying to spread any sort of hate. But in the end it just sucks that this is what happened to these two characters I have come to love and admire, and the fact that such is the way of life (some things are good, some aren't) sucks even worse.
Anyway, if you read this far and is also feeling a bit sad about the ending of the game, I want you to know you're not alone.
Cheers everybody!
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2020.07.19 14:32 PetarTheCool42069 LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS

(2011)
And I came home and checked what the comment was. And guess what the comment said!
"Fucking piece of shit I bet no girl would ever kiss you because you're so ugly. Swag is confidence you fucking piece of shit. Stupid weak bitch." -princenoori
(Intro of TVFilthyFrank)
sighs... This show has come a long way. It's been quite a while since we began. I don't know what happend. All I remember was taking 16 tabs of acid and the show kinda went downhill from there. And needless to say, I don't give a flying fuck!
makes weird faces at camera
You know for a change why don't we start with some nice words of encouragement comments?
"@FilthyFrank I hope you fucking die. Unfunny gook ass spic lookin chuckles ass ass middle school comedian ass south park wannabe piece of fuckin trash" -SeinfeldAssClap
Alright,nevermind. It looks like, it looks like there's too many, we're jumping right in. This is gonna be fun!
Now Marcus Spears says: "my little sister had to move in with our aunt in iowa because of your videos. close your channel"
Oh man, I'm so-
I'm-
I'm so sorry,nir because she had to move in with her aunt but because she had to move to Iowa. Don't worry! There's some fun stuff in Iowa!
chuckles and giggles
I'm sorry yiur sister had to move to Iowa-laughs
Alright we're gonna start with some YouTube comments. The first one comes from Mr.Pray Sniping.
"How the fuck did this retard have 300,000 views... he's not funny and clearly has an IQ similar in size to -125"
Okay first of all I don't think IQ is calculated in size... so... uhh... so uhh... you kinda dropped the ball there, dipshit.
You know let's go to their profile and see what videos they think are uhh... ideal.
"Pray Sniping subscribed to a channel"
Ri-Ri-Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science, TheThinkingAtheist
OH MAN we're in for a fucking treat!
Cuz you know he's just a 16yr old that thinks he's smarter than everybody! Yeah, I see you Pray Sniping! You're the kid in the back of the classroom with that Minecraft T-Shirt and you flip the pen in your hand over and over again! Shitting out Richard Dawkins quotes you found on Reddit! And your grades are probbably really shitty but nonono I get it! I get it! You're a diffrent kind of intellect and you're a diffrent kind of learner! Right!
(impression of Pray Sniping) i need to prove that im smarter than everybody so ill just become an atheist i dunno what im talkin about
Wow, I'll tell you what you're a real thinker! And you know you're scrolling down a little more... and uhh... laughs he's subscribed to... Chess.com!
How does the inside ss your colon smell? Cuz you're really fuckin far up there.
Ooooooh, Nobody gives a shit
claps Next question!
ChrisMaster chris says: " I don't get that he's funny he's just some stupid Asian eutth a creepy face
Hey man, I find that offensive! I don't know what you're talking about! immediately makes a semi-creepy face with music in the background, also showing and splicing in a weird video of a woman with a weird face in bikini dancing
Anyways I went on his profile and he's subscribed to both Smosh channels so uh.. not even surprised.
SHOTS FIRED
Curran Hyde: "is this guy partially mental? I'm not joking or being mean when asking this, i've worked with mentally retarded pepole for awhile and he seems to fit right in."
Okay first of all, let's... let's address this: if you've worked with mentally disabled people, you don't call them mentally retarded! Don't try and act politically correct but politically incorrect about the exact thing you're addressing! But to anwser your question...
shows videos of pink guy screaming, him whipping Dade, unknown lycra entity coughing uo what looks like blood and Mr.Negi hitting him with a leek
... I don't even know, I don't even know anymore. And then he comes at me with "I'm 16, have a 3.9 GPA, am going to my junior year. I've taking advanced classes. Get some facts before you judge someone."
I'm sorry... I don't even know what we were dealing with... Guys were dealing with a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!
(Ooooooh, Nobody gives a shit)
(zooms in on his profile picture) I lOvE mInEcRAFt
Kid, I'm sorry for you in general... Just uhh... sighs good luck out there.
JD2411: "your a pro-american racist pig who doesn't even speak proper japaneese or understand anything but stereotypes. i speak japaneese fluently and I learnt it from anime so yes you can learn japaneese from anime you don't know anything about Japan and you seem really ignorant"
You're calling me ignorant because I'm an American? Because I speak English? But guess what I'm not American! So... So you're ignorant. Also this goes without being said but you're... you're weaboo trash.
Alright so this one is a special one. It's a bit long so I'll let you read it on your own.
(sorry but I'm too lazy to write this whole comment)
There's.. There's so much wrong with this post I can't even talk about it! Like, I feel too bad!
Anomalous_Dota says: "Anyone who finds this funny, please reassess your IQ.
Y'know alright, alright I get it. This guy just be.. pretty important! Let's take a look at him!
" Team А.Я.А.В Had Carry. I'm looking for a serious high-level team, contact me!" 3 subscribers.
(sad filthy frank song plays)
Anyone who plays Dota, like, contact him. He's looking for a high-level team! I think he plays as one of thoose uhh.. creatures.. the ones that are really skinny and the one that are like really hairy? What are they called? What are they called? Oh yeah yeah, VIRGINS!
(OHHHHHHH meme with the caption "DESTROYED")
Get the fuck outta here trash!
christian krafton: "is filthy frank actually 52?"
Yeah yeah, I'll turn uhh 53 next July.
Big Stank Dick Dad says: "my younger sister showed this to me. this channel needs should be shut down."
I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Did she have to movein with her aunt to Iowa too?
(Ooooooh, Nobody gives a shit)
And last but not least for the YouTube comments, Chad Koreger says: " I just killed my whole family today."
zooms in on his profile picture and plays Photograph but rapidly going pitched down.
Just guys, guys, anyways, don't be a fucking dipshit.
pink guy appears
What? What do you want?
"it's haircut day"
Shit,but I hate haircut day! Fine. Hold in guys, Pink Guy's gonna give me a haircut.
pink guy turns on hair clipper
Alright, let's get this shit started. Gimme that Carlton fade, n***a. Gimme that Carlton fade, gimme that Carlton fade!
(after getting the haircut)
slurps soup from spoon
Wait what?
Yall should know by now, this is the worst show on the internet. If I wanna get a haircut mid video, I'm gonna fucking do it! I say it looks pretty good doe!
So uhh that will all the hate comments for today. They, they didn't hurt at all!
shows video of him being drowned on his own bathtub
Now let's light in the mood up a bit and look at some Facebook comments, huh?
Danny Connors says: "Would you rather have a 20 pound tounge or a 20 pound ballsack?"
Now let's look at the pros and cons here:
Now a 20 pound tounge would probbably mean you can't speak ever again, but you could probbably eat the pussy like a madman!
But the 20 pound ballsack, you never specified if the balls are huge. So really there could just be 2 little balls and a huge ball sack just.. just around it so it would be a skinny flap. So thanks to modern medicine you could remove a lot of ballsack. So y'know thanks to modern medicine you can probbably remove a lot of ballsack and you could probbably use it as a nice, warm quilt for the winter time. Y'know... just a nice scroden quilt for the winter. A SQUILT. So you know what Danny I'm probbably gonna go with the large ballsack. Thanks for the lovely question, let's look at the next question.
Matt Banks says: "lisa this some nasty ass coffee i hate you so much but the pussy game rediculous"
says "I love you baby" at his camera
Alexis Ar- Aro- I'm not even gonna bother pronouncing your last name. Says: "would you rather have Ebola or continue being yourself?"
I'll tell you what guys you have no chill, you guys have no fucking chill. It's actually a really tough question. But at least being myself doesn't have like.. has a high death rate. I dunno though... Is it really worth it being alive like this?
Lucas Adverse says: "would you rather commit suicide or kill yourself? pls d0 it"
Well you're not giving me much of an option there.
shows clip of him being drowned in his bathtub from earlier
John Fahey says: "Would you rather have dick sized nipples or a nipple sized dick?"
Now this is pretty interesting because uhh... Now assuming even though you have dick sized nipples, they're just dicks, not dick sized nipples? And if you have a nipple sized dick y'know it still has the function of a penis but it's just the size of a nipple that's what we're assuming here. At least with the nipple sized dick you can... hide it... and just... y'know, keep your pants on. The chances of you pretty much getting laid are like 0, but at least pepole can kinda think that you're... you're... a... functioning human being. Or as having dick sized nipples you're gonna be in gym class and it's just gonna be... floppin.. Or you'd be running late to work and just... floppin.
Like you can't just hide that with a shirt. Even if you got duct tape and duct tape your penis sized nipples to your chest. They would still be sticking out a great ammount. Now assuming they're nipples, what if it gets really cold in the winter they're gonna stand up like erecrions! So you're just straight up fucked. Well if you're gonna have penis sized nipples let's hope they're... Asian nipples huh? hahahaha
Etch Austin says: "Kill, Fuck, Marry: President Edition. Nixon, Obama, Ken-" NO NO NO. Okay nevermind we're not doing this one.
So on Facebook I asked: What was your most awkward high school experience? And I uhh... I got some pretty interesting answers.
Levi Hyde: "Taking a shit in a kids backpack in the libary while the kid was doing a two minute test. It was like defusing a bomb.
That's like fucked up but like I'm proud of you because you did it in 2 minutes. I mean like 2 minutes isn't actually that bad.
Mikael says: "Watching your vids." Alright, yep. I walked right in that one.
Andrew Sutherland says: "Fucking my teacher. I was homeschooled."
Oh boy, that's fucked!
Nicholas says: "Penis Inspection Day"
Now I got a lot of comments that said penis inspection day.
Bollina Devon says: "showing my friends filthy frank and none of them laughing
Alright.
Jarred Reid: "Daily penis inspections in gym class. I swear I was always singled out for not washing my foreskin properly. The coach would always keep me back in detention an show me the correct way to wash. He was a pretty decent guy an always seamed really keen to help out when someone was struggling."
Well that's really nice that your PE teacher could uhh help you out with your foreskin. I'm not gonna ask any questions, I'm not gonna call the cops. I didn't see anything.
Mark Serban says: " Fell asleep in class and had a wet dream, came in my pants and had to hide it for the rest of the lecture"
Your life is like a 90's movie.
Kyle Monroe says: "Highschool as a whole." 308 likes.
Y'know we can all agree on that.
So I also asked on the Facebook group what the Filthy Frank show reminds you of. And the answers were uhh.. "... why I'm still a virgin." Yeah that's, that's about right.
Emilio sats:" The guy who killed John Lemon"
And sadly even though thoose were the only serious anwsers that were on that post. The rest of the shit like this.
Ember Goodnow sent a picture of this. (Hitler and Stalin hentai I suppose) Like where do you get this shit? Like you guys need to stop. You guys need to fucking chill. Please. Oh my goodness.
Anyways folks I uhh... I hate you all. I really do.
justkiddingilovubabylemmesuconthose tits
You know, like the Facebook page, the Twitter, like thoose 2 are just fucked up. Like that's where . all that's where all the real shit goes down.
I actually advise you NOT to be on thoose pages. Like, their comment section on thoose Facebook posts are just a fuckin' mess. Like, that's the only way to describe it, it's a fucking mess. Anyways sayonara sabby looking bastards, I'll see you next time.
ITS FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKAAAA
ITS FILTHY FRANK BITCH
let's get sum pussy toniiiiiight
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2020.07.19 10:59 DDNALEDUk Try to read this without stuttering

Hello there, random chocolate bar. (I betcha Tristan is salivating.) This may be the most random and longest (did I forget to say this is gonna be long?) website ever so if you are not glad with your experience send a note to 400 Ehhnopenope Dr, Jupiter 29394 and we will NOT refund it because 1. you didn't even pay for this, and 2. WE ARE JERKS! So like this was inspired by flamingchicken's LTE and the other wall of text in the book "Pick Me Up". I am going for now just a world record, but a UNIVERSE RECORD! I am trying to type the longest and most confusing and most random website ever made our of completely text wait not really all text but a little bit of pictures. BUCKLE UP YA SEATS! Oh wait, we didn't even put seats in here. Alright so our first topic is..... take a guess....Glasses...no....Jupiter?!...NO!...Something... YES! Well we're talking about the mighty Eerp Alliance. It was formed in 4000 by a group of derps, Mike "Mikey the Spikey" Sanchez-Yang-Smith and Nicholas Maximillian "Nick the Quick" "Max the Axe" Petersen-Schmelldorf- Yin-Yang-Yo-Schmellymen-Jones-Voltire-Jones (the awesomer one). It was formed during the Asparagan Invasion when a group of jerk aliens almost COMPLETELY (note almost, idiot) destroyed the Solar System. They killed everyone except a select 2000 people to enslave. Some went, some stayed. And Mikey the Spikey and Max the Axe stayed. (What badasses.) And yes I did curse, whatcha ganna do? They formed the um... uhh.. Eschpenellderp Alliance to fight back. (Oh hey finally our pizza's here!) So anyways they were sneaky, got their weapons, and fought and fought and huffed and puffed to get them out. They eventually did. The jerk aliens lost and died in outer space. (Great this pizza is the wrong one!) Well I might as well tell the rest to you. In 10000, guess what... NO! They came back... as MUTANT ALIENS!What the fudge? Great now this thing is loading and there will be an interruption: Here it goes oh boy... 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Oh wait there was yet another part -_- Copyright 3940 Annoying Stuff, 1000 Awful Drive, Somewhere, The Universe (never gonna find us! ) Well we start again. A unicorn and an apple pie met. They kissed. They did stuff. They had kids and blah. WOOHOO. Shoutout to each and every one of the 7 billion people in the world! Hey, I have a n ickname for our class! The Fifteen Fighters. Lol that doesn't work. I hate when I have writers block. it sucks. Well i have the NJASK test coming up. Its a big big test. HUGE HUGE HUGE. And I hate the language arts open endeds. They suck big time. I dont like it! Goddangit I should be doing homework. Also check out Ownage Pranks haha. Alright so here's my long awaited rant on my neighborhood. Its really boring. People dont do anything. I mean like its so small. So boring. They should have moved the Walmart over to Greenville that would make it less boring. People always talk about them hearing guns. I dont hear them here. And in the summer the only thing we do is either stay in our houses or ride bikes which very few people do. -5-18-13- Lets talk about the Society of the Knights of Rhubarbs. It all started ago when the founder, Genevoius Fartacus, founded the SKR when he thought about vegetables. He thought for a new society to be founded. To protect rhubarb of course! But then the Wars of the Turnips happened. The Turnips United attacked, saying they were "the better vegetable". Almost-Chief Rhubarb Haleus Vernicus attacked with only like 100 soldiers against 600 billion turnips. Guess who won. I'll give you time on that. 3...2...1. My lil' bro Tom! Nah just kidding, the SKR won. Fast forward to the year 3018. The SKR was just recently defeated in the Battle of Potato. Potato forces fought hard (wait actually soft) and launched a SURPRISE POTATO ATTACK! -~5-20-13~- UPDATE: There's gonna be a new writer and editor of the Longest Text Ever! Introducing...... Jaime Rodriguez! As of the moment I'm waiting for him to write anything. He said hes gonna write about Munchkins. LOL. Let's continue about the Battle of Potato. SKR was defeated. But it was not dead. The remaining members formed the Coalition of Armed Forces and People for Very Long Abbreviations and Acronyms That Are Very Very Long We Will do this Forever Let's End at Long Last (CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL). They formed it in secret in fear of being forced to drink potato juice. Eww. Or maybe Spicy Hot V8. Whichever they drank, it was disgusting. At the battle of Capthertion they defeated the Army of Potato. Their dream had finally came true. But... they also had to defeat the Turnipian Forces. The CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL sieged the Turnipian city of Jopthropinia for 9 months. The CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL won. They also imprisoned the Turnipian emperor, Aloysius Allerman Fullerton Spellerman-Bankerton VII. Then they conquered the United States. They instituted the Empire of Alerdintia and instituted a new currency, the peleion, which is: 1 peleion= $1,337,337,337,337,337,337 (1984 USD)They made a new city called Boring City and declared it the capital city of Alerdintia. Alerdintia grew VERY slowly. In the second year it only had 700 residents. But in October of 3972, 4,000,000,000,000 people moved in. Now the population has 4,000,000,000,007. -Jaime-I think donuts are better than munchkins. Also, which would you prefer? Pie or buttcheeks? Now, if you don't play Minecraft, your computer will explode in 5 seconds, sucker. -Kenneth- Jaime is such a noob at Minecraft. I have officially declared him a class 10 Noob. No person shall be within 600 miles of him, and those 600 miles are the "Jamian Zone". NOTE: Everything before Jaime's text, I typed it. IDK why but I have this thing of which I am interestedf in certain states. First one: Colorado. Second one: Minnesota. And the third one... ILL NEVER TELL YOU!
Hai. Sorry for the delay guys but I have migrated my site over to geocities.ws and I haven't had the time and feeling to write another paragraph. We played wiffleball at my backyard and in my intestines. Blah blah filler text and filler text. This web editor is soooo much better than Redkid's webpage builder. Geocities is a WYSIWYG HTML editor, and that's good enough for me. But the only thing is that I can't find either a colored horizontal line or a background color. Let's talk about garlic juice and potato juice. It may or may not be real. I googled garlic juice last nightand it is REAL! Garlic juice: CLICK HEEYAH Then we have to do potato juice. http://davidwboswell.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/potato_juice_large.jpg I can't even imagine the taste or smell of them! Meh meh meh. More disgusting foods to Google! I found pics of some cheese called "casu marzu" which has maggots in it. Eww! And we have broccoli pie. That should not exist! EVER. On to the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL. It was the ugh im so sleepy right nao;p34tigrwj4gt3oqhwerioaejohu4wejom 7ws6yn††††††††††4ewfiagiaefgkwh3rwqidjkiljk2ewuhg4ejfklviynurbejvwnachubujnegrfwdasjmihnj˜ghrb vvgb wakes up Heh? Wha-what? Is my name Alex Poller? scientist appears Eh, yes. Your name is Alex Poller. We have put you in a virtual reality simulator to static noise Lemme keep on typing diz, dang it. Ack. So how 'bout dat airline food? Nah. Now the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL was divided into 2 parts: the Derpian League and the Herpsonian Coalition of Leagues and Armies. The DL was, really suckish. Although the HC was veeery good, even gooder. Screw you I can make gooder a word. In the year 5029 in the rightful and righteous reign of Emperor Todd note the bad name he declared war against Emperor Jacob IV. Here are some war transcripts. Hah! NOPE. You will not get to see them until you pay $4.95 per character. HAHA WE ARE EVIL passes out Wer em I? scientist: Just partake in this. Please. As I said, it is a simulator for the Alerdintian War. You are on the HC. simulator stops forever Let's do that LATER. So do you like stuff? Ehh lelelelel. <--- French LOL or le lololol or le lelelel. Its taking me too long to type up one batch of large paragraph. I need large paragraph. Large paragraph is good. Ahhh, I have gotten myself into euphoria! I do officially swear that some-- snores ACK! DON'T WAKE ME UP! HOT FUDGE SUNDAE. Think about it, your infinite supply or not hot fudge sundaes, your infinite supply of... PELEIONS! Remember: 1 peleion= $1,337,337,337,337,337,337 (1984 USD). That means LOTSA MONEY! Official CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL Advertisement Do YOU want to have LOTSA MONEYS? Do YOU like stuff! Like unique currency? Well then trade in the Not-So-Evil Company Inc. and invest in the PELEION! The official sign for the peleion is Þand REMEMBER THAT. *end ad So that was just wat. And I don't have anything to write about wait whaaa roqwehug42qhiwefhiuwgyukh riluyktguyhjer scientist Just stop already. goes back to real world Da heck wuz that? Alright lets just keepon going on and on and on and on.... sleeping then wakes up GOSH DARN IT DON'T WAKE ME UP. Jaime has maybe been kicked out of this fiasco and I want to type long paragraphs and stuff but I can't type really long stuff and we introduce to you Jeffrey Antonio Jr. I have known him since like 1st grade. And he will probably never type even one tiny weeny little sentence. Never. Ever. Fun fact: in this entire text: only Times New Roman 18 pt font has been used. Ever. No strikethroughs, no bold print. No underlining. No italics, until now! SCREW YOU. I CAN TYPE WHAT I WANT. Lol wat wat. What am I supposed to do? Just type? Oh, hey, umm.... My name is Bradley. Call me Brad for short. Me: What the heck is this guy doing here? Ummm.... AMAZING NEWS! Today at 2 pm EST I have found the lost and rumored Codex of the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL! And you, only you, will get to see a transcript of the Codex!
Section 2: Page 78: And, lo, beholdeth, the source of Genevoius's life, the meaning, his mission, was foundeth. He stareth at it liketh as a donkey stareth at grapes. "The CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL!" he shouteth unto himself, and therefore, from that time on, he dedicateth thou being to the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL. Genevoius still could not comprehendeth how much it meanteth to him. "What a beauty, but such a great responsibility!" he said unto himself.
-6-21-2013- Hey. I'm once again back. So I left off on the Codex and I will never show you the rest because I am a JERK! So we ended school. Let's get to the point of this. When you are watching a movie (on DVD), don't you get pissed off when you see a preview for every movie made EVER and that takes like 90 years of your life and the rest is the ACTUAL MOVIE WHICH YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE? So like that's the main point of the rant. -6-23-13- Enter the War of the Smartboard. It was getting late on the school day (12:20 pm for a half-a-day) when, the Great Councillorette, A.F.(RANDOM SENTENCE) (we will call errybody 'sept me by their initials, to not piss one off.) Our substitute teacher let us watch stuff on Youtube after watching Hotel Transylvania. Then it was decided the girls would watch some song about stubbles to the tune of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble". Us guy-dudes were bored. M.A attempted to regain control of the Smartboard we needed so very dearly much. Then all the brouhaha turned into World War III and Universe War I. It was a boys-against-girls free-for-all- showdown. Us boys had ourselves the last laugh because in the Battle of Jupiter which they say that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, but it was actually the girls who were more stupid because you can't use the phrase "more stupider". We eventually conquered all the planets. Fin. Except... that was not actually how it happened! After what they watched, we did the Harlem Shake and Gentleman. -6-24-13- Begin the rant on the mall called Jersey Gardens. Reason 1. no bookstore. WHY JERSEY GARDENS WHY? Lemongrab voice THIS... IS... UNACCEPTABLE! Reason 2. people lugging around luggage literally the size of entire universes. Reason 3. The ongoing construction makes it look like Chernobyl. Reason 4. It is a maze of perpetual confuseness. Yell Literally. When you get to the Confuseplace (also known where the H&M and the occasional Santa photo booth pops up) you do not know where to go to the parking lot, you do not know where to go to basically ANYWHERE. So basically, you're screwed. So I'm gonna talk about the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL. The CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL is strong and it has more than enough members. There must be a 5-day weekend. THERE MUST BE ONE. 10 day weeks FTW! Because we have 5 days of work/school and only 2 weekend days: Saturday and Sunday. (cue sad trombone) And most if not all stores at least where I live are closed on Sunday! (cue again). The three filler days shall be called in order, Parsday, Mediuday, and Finiday.BTW: They are Latin for party, middle, and end. Parsday would be the best day for parties because obviously. Mediuday I’m not sure if it’s good for anything. It may be just a normal weekend. Finiday would probably be your end day for 3-day feasts, parties, -fests, and Woodstock-style events (referring to the size). The days would be balanced because if you didn’t read the beginning and were kinda lazy (no offense) there would be 5 days of work/school (boring) and 5 days of weekend. Pure weekend. Just like yin and yang (not that TV show on Jetix). -~6-25-13~- I am now the current leader of the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL. That thing about Genevoius happened like 8000 billion years ago. And I have officially launched the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL Official Mars Colony! The colony is... oh wait... let me talk aboot my Canadian evil twin, eh? Nah let me talk about Maine. Maine is a kinda weird state and I like it. It's like one of those states that are always left out like Wyoming and Montana and ND and SD. Very boring but yet so weird. Then there's Dan Fogelberg who did "Same Old Lang Syne" Christmas song and there's Tom's of Maine. Hmmm.... I wouldn't call Maine weird, just that hospitable state, or maybe that state that is maybe plotting against us. THAT EVIL STATE. MAINE, IN NEW ENGLAND. Maybe it is plotting to make a fart bomb that will be so smelly it smells like rancid milk. I recently stumbled upon this weird site called Zombo.com. It just says "Welcome to Zombo com, blah blah". Turns out it was a parody of all the sites that have Flash animation intros. OMG I am going to a wedding tomorrow! (First OMG ever in the LTE!) I do not know what it will be like like oh gosh ack. Will it be cruddy or good? ONLY TIME WILL TELL! Tune in to "The Wedding That Was" on Channel 40384929½ on Wednesday! What the heck was that? I am never gonna make the LTE normal again. OH MAI GAWD THERE IS A PLACE CALLED FLIPPIN, AR! And you get it.....the Flippin Police! I always pretend my school is Hogwarts and I am Harry Potter. Can't.... type.... Maine... iiissss.... trying to get me..... NNNOOOOO ikqm3nF EASDC&J MDWH Holy crud. Or the Citizens Rocking Under Derp. C.R.U.D. Can't stop talking about Maine. Maine is my favorite state. I love Maine. Maybe I'll propose to that almighty state and marry Maine. Normal Kenneth looks at previous message Ehhh, what the flippin' fudgin' crud' spudge. I do suppose the evil Maine people have interruption I keep on hearing a screaming girl in my neighborhood. That's really strange. end interruption The Maine people have brainwashed my stupid twin brother Eduardo and not me! That's one of the perks of having a fictional twin brothesister. What if we put anything in a blender (ppancakes are included) and blended it to an almost juice-like concoction! Just imagine it! Pancake juice, soup juice (although soup is a liquid), potato juice and even hamburger juice! OH GOD THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW. -~6-27-13~- Back I am. It turns out that the wedding alrrady happened and I am PISSED OFF! -~6-29-13~- Montana is a boring state! I am now compiling my list of boring states: (in no particular order) WY, ND, SD, MT, SC, ME, PA, RI, CT, NE, IA, KS, MO, MS, AL, ID, and UT. Booooooo-rrrrrriiiing! -~7-2-13~- Haaay! K is here! 7-15-13- I am going to the Philippines tomorrow. Stuff will happen. But don't worry. Your younger brother Maine is gonne be over here to protect you every step of the way, Wyoming. Or maybe that won't happen. Maybe Maine will be punched in the face by all the other New England STATES. Whatever happens, it's fine with me. Oh wait it isn't. I like ice cream. My middle name is Monica. Monica Jennifer Anastasia. So that will make my name Kenneth Monica Jennifer Anastasia. That's how I roll. YES, I JUST RENAMED MYSELF AFTER FEMALES. Idaho sucks. Idaho sucks because there is nothing to do. Boise is too boring. It keeps on trying to become NYC but it's failing. I mean who even goes to Idaho for a vacation anyways? I haven't heard of an amusement park or a waterpark in ID. As of 7-15-13. Oh hey guys I'm back and with a new keyboard. Back from Pinas! I miss the cousins so much ans blah blah blarrg...... Well I haven't got any ideas to write about, no funny stuff so bye bye for now. Oh hey you're there I didn't even know yeah and so I'm typing this to see how much I write in one sitting. Turns I can type a lot of stuff. You know. Wait, you don't know? YOU? I...I thought you knew me? Well then you don't know me. Ha. End. Ohaider!!!! I'm sooo sooo bored of typing all this stuff. Ugh. Oh wait no that was somebody THAT I USED TO KNOW!!!! -~12-1-13~- Back I shall be. No, wait I am back. HAHA! Now I do not know what to type about. Maybe I should write about buttcheeks. Ewww, nevah! 2-12-14 Okay so I am back for the first time in over a month or two months whoever cares about it. I will proceed to tell you about the entire history of paperclips. In 1439 BC an Egyptian prince named Mappashuppa needed to fasten some things to his history paper. Then he forced his advisor Puup to make a paper-fastener or either get whipped or be forced to drink tomato juice for the rest of his life. Puup eventually made the paperclip in an hour or so. But Mappashuppa did both the whipping and the tomato juice thing on Puup. You know, Puup was also a whipping boy!!!! PLOT TWIST. Oh and Happy 2014 suckers!! I need to make this really long like really really long that even ou cant go even a quarter of a way through without pass
-~7-10-15~- My God. It has been almost two damn years since I have updated this massive brick of text. I mean, what is this even doing here? What am I even typing about? Questions like this will be ignored throughout the entire course of this endless wall of text, since I don't even know what this has turned to anymore. You know, I did this type of stuff in the fourth grade, when I was ten, and amateurish. But now, I'm in sixth grade, and still amateurish, but less messed up than before. Like I said, what am I even typing about? I don't even know why I did this website, bringing up the fact that I purposefully wanted this website to look simple, but 90's style. I'm not cringing at this, but this... this... is a flaming cesspool of rubbish. There have been many important things that have happened during my so-called "break", such as the making of the rare Pepe and the making of my mixtape, which is fire. Oh... I forgot something. DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT EM! However, on the other hand, I may be coming back, though, to this forsaken place, where my ideas are dumped around in careless fashion, in a disorderly order which is again disorderly, in my room, on my computer. I may come here to write about stuff, of course, boring stuff. These simple-looking websites are a godsend to me. They bring me memories of making stuff like this. Oh well, I know I'm going too deep. So deep that Adele's rolling in it. Well, I guess that this is the point where I say goodbye to writing and editing this crappy website for now. For now.
Hasta la vista, baby. Faith Never Fails! Check out my mixtape!
P.S- I don't know how many people have seen this thing, but thank you for looking at this. I am eternally grateful to all of you who decided to think that this place was worthy of a stopover in your journey throughout the internet and dank memes. God bless you all.
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2020.07.15 16:18 N8theGr8 My saved items

Social justice stuff:

70 papers to support wearing masks
dude who went out dressed as a woman and got harassed
copypasta to refute the "only girls take selfies with the stuff they share"
racism is a mental health issue (tweet image)
abuses by police
why you shoudln't say all lives mattewhat does BLM mean
juxtaposition of police complaining vs police abusing
the iceberg of white supremacy
"microagressions I face as a black woman"
debunk of 13/50
another debunk of 13/50
another debunk of 13/50
examples of male privilege
opinions vs prejudice
all cops are bastards
literally all cops are bastards
response to someone saying that Africa is underdeveloped
list of things for cis people to know, from a trans person
some debunked trans stuff and also some scientific studies
police, racism, and white supremacy
police, racism, and white supremacy
false rape claims
just a funny video about nazis pretending they're not nazis
how old are animals when they are killed for food
crime stats about men
crime stats about men part deaux
On Whiteness: How Race and White Supremacy Affect Discourse Surrounding Masculinity
"life would be easier if I'm white"
discussion on "inspiration porn"
disneyvacation how to make the most of white privilege
"it's better now than it used to be" tweet
rape victim blaming (image)
the point of FWR
the alt right, pitbulls, and race realism
almost trafficked in Austin TX
wage theft infographic
white privilege image
image about women staying safe
“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
examples of systemic racism
Islamophobic myths debunked
Feminist stuff explained
what SRS is all about
free market capitalism and homelessness

Politics

biden is handsy with everyone, not just women/kids
"Why I'm skeptical about Reade's sexual assault claim against Biden: Ex-prosecutor"
Trump administration profiting off the pandemic
Poorly handling pandemic
lack of meals in schools (tweet image)
crimes of Roger Stone
Trump and Epstein
racist views of trump
GOP's attack on democracy
debunking of certain defenses of Trump (impeachment hearing? idk)
electoral college is stupid and Trump agrees
damage to international relations
"why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?"
more racist views of Trump
GOP on immigration (image)
"everything you need to know about American conservatism"
nunes buried evidence on Russian meddling
on hillary's email server
Trump colluding with Russia
GOP - party of "principles"
"why is the left so violent"
Trump doing dictator stuff

Workout stuff:

pullups
quarantine workout template
giant dude doing crazy bodyweight routine
list of every minimalist shoe on the internet
handstands
quarantine workout
some dude's workout routine/weightloss, check back to see if he posted his routine at all
bodyweight fitness workout stuff
something about L-sits and pistol squats
muscle-ups
various ab exercises
stronger by science podcast
common deadlifting mistakes
get cut/abs
reverse crunches
lift weight, eat more protein
bodyweight exercises
gym gif
handstand tutorial
vibram fivefingers sale
bodyweight workout
more bodyweight fitness stuff
proper running form
running/posture
calisthenics
muscle ups on rings
muscle up progression

Programming/tech stuff:

getting the best out of android
create a bootable pendrive
list of free sites to educate yourself
free alternative to photoshop that's not gimp
infosec tools
Python cheat sheet
how to make a reddit bot
another how to make a reddit bot
android development
raspberry pi stuff
make a gif longer than 15 seconds
221 free programming courses
android programming
import praw
IFTTT
"holy grail" of programming resources
bootable usb drives
free CAD and FEA apps
activate god mod for windows 8
android development
cool websites to bookmark
keep your mousing moving when afk
app development
android development
cerberus to recover lost phone
camera recovery
free online programming course (probably expired by now)
python for beginners
good PC programs to have
algorithms everyone should know
modify your browser's fingerprint

Misc:

common chess mistakes
what to say to kids instead of "be careful"
how to tie the strongest knot
M to F sex reassignment surgery gif (NSFW)
Terry Pratchett quote on satire
DIY concrete mantle
hierarchy of discourse
just a funny hamster video
growing potatoes
Michael Scott on hate crimes
tips for buying a used car
how to bowl a strike
AI experts from top universities slam ‘predictive policing’ tools in new statement and warn technology could 'fuel misconceptions and fears that drive mass incarceration'
correlation between gut biome imbalance and other issues
C&H it couldn't be avoided
happy halloween meme
gif of "fuck" from SNL
picture cube
good place to get glasses
the gymnast allergic to everything
psychological life hacks
critical thinking
educational websites image
opening things
diagnosing an engine based on spark plugs
austrian choir of 1982 (shitposting in modmail)
mental exercises to reduce dementia
loaded pretzel bombs
roll a coin across your knuckles
solar micro grid
reverse/parallel park
roadtrip playlist
fun hobbies for under $50
the 100 jokes that shaped modern comedy
catholic/bishop accountability
atheist parent resources
ideas for movies to watch
replace your brake pads for <$40
something about adware
signing up for clinical trials
ordering glasses
getting to yes
that's a peanut
cryptogram solver
copypasta of creepy gifs
bertram russell's "why I am not a christian"
recommended movie about time travel
biblical contradictions
continuum season 3 webisodes
religious arguments
transhumanism for kids
free stuff on the internet
record video and stream it to a remote server
amazon's 100 books to read in your lifetime
critical consensus of historicity of books of the bible
how to get started in dogecoin I think
cool websites to bookmark
learn skills online
55 great books under 200 pages
software to install on a new PC
telescope beginner's advice
cool short story
stories with aliens
scifi ebook to read
create a roth ira
muscle reading
hip new thing called "duolingo" or smth
introduction to transhumanism
how to keep your engine bay clean
hedge fund analyst research writeup
discussion of paranormal
get an SMS if there is an emergency nearby
debunking some YEC stuff
art of public speaking
being confident
interview with Malala
practicing another language
glass/bottle cutter
watch documentaries for free
watch nikelodeon online
pale blue dot
bunch of free textbooks
food allergies facts, myths, and pseudoscience
list of banned books by reading level
mindfuck movies
ebook with random esoteric skills
save money on prescriptions
learn electrical engineering
websites for learning
design lego projects
horror books to check out
sci fi movies to check out
40 awkward questions to ask a christian
good list of subreddits
free ebooks

just wanted to reference for latereddit stuff

https://www.reddit.com/OutOfTheLoop/comments/b1hct4/why_is_everyone_talking_about_the_ootl_mods/
not sure why I saved this but here you go: https://www.reddit.com/videos/comments/ggowxj/on_may_8_2005_one_of_the_greatest_videos_in_the/
mod drama
mfw muting someone
also mfw muting someone
mfw muting someone else
https://www.reddit.com/unpopularopinion/comments/b0hg3u/if_you_got_triggered_over_un8thegr8_youre_a_pussy/
thinking about those beans
some shit trashy mods did
fragile white redditors
I locked a thread to "prevent police from commenting" (aka I'm hilarious)
day of the spread
day of the spread also
summoning bots (saved over a year ago, they're probably all banned now)
n8 mods ihatewhitepeople
april fools 2019
community points
what does it mean to be not the onion
modmail search
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2020.07.14 02:21 fractalfay My hands speaking my words: Recap of 90DF HEA S05E05

The struggle to select a single quote that captures the essence of an episode has never felt more real. From Debbie finally celebrating her inner Lady MacBeth, to Low finding a more eloquent way to say “I hate Othello,” this episode is 90DF Shakespeare. Hey nonny nonny.
In a moment of zero suspense, Larissa walks into the immigration office, and then walks right back out. That’s right, friends: those shots of her in the rest of the season aren’t holograms. She tells her friend that they took something like a mug shot, and “then she took the finger.” That Clue game always gets so weird after this turn.
Later on Larissa meets up with Eric, to ask if they can have a fake reunion to match their fake breakup from their fake relationship, and Eric asks if he can use that “ash in the wind” line he was saving for the next time he wrote a country song. Larissa says fine.
During their conversation we learn that Larissa broke up with Eric via text. Then people started harassing her online, calling “my butt cheesy butt,” and Larissa decided this must be Eric and filed a police report on him. That must have been amazing paperwork.
“Ma’am, just following up on a report you submitted. You’re on…instagram, is that right? Now the instagram, is that the internet? Okay, okay, just making sure. So, do you feel unsafe on the internets after this ‘cheesy butt’ threat that you received? And you have reason to believe that Eric is responsible for this ass slander? Does he have special knowledge of your butt cheese, ma’am?”
She and Eric still have issues, and they’re not afraid to exaggerate them for the next six or so episodes, while mining for something more interesting than “cheap” to butt heads about. That should carry them to the point in the narrative where Jess contacts Larissa to tell her that she was right.
Speaking of Debbie, she’s never left the country before, because the weight limit for checked baggage prevents her from taking Colt and her slot machine. Still, she’s eager to see what their Walmart is like, because there’s nothing more exciting than seeing the same thing you have at home, but elsewhere.
“That’s interesting,” Paul interjects. “Have you heard of this place called a ‘grocery store’? Karine says they have them in Brazil, but I didn’t pay attention to the food because it wasn’t in English.”
“Well I don’t understand why it’s not in English,” Mother Debbie is worried. “How do they expect people to go there? Do they even have maps? What about numbers? Do they use those funny symbols you see in caves? What time is Wheel of Fortune on there?”
Paul: Do you have an opening for a son, by any chance? I promise I’ll never leave. Ever.
Mother Debbie: Well I’m going to have to ask Colt. Until I do you can have this spare change I cut out of his pants, and caught in my mouth while clinging to his ankles. That’s why he wears shorts now. I don’t think that’s fair to me.
Debbie is concerned that Jess is another Larissa, and fears Colt will make the same decisions all over again. “If I tell you I have a bad feeling, will you listen to me?” She pleads with Colt.
“I don’t know,” Colt waffles. “You usually have a bad feeling about the women I’m dating by the third date.”
“The second date. Then I press my face into the glass of their bedroom windows until it leaves a grease print, and I come back again and again, until I am the bad feeling, imprinted FOREVER. You should probably never date anyone again.”
Colt just continues to pile the clothes Debbie folded into his Mary Poppins suitcase, while her anxiety forms a cloud around him.
“People at home are saying for God’s sake lady, let him live his life,” Debbie tells the producers. Yes, we are saying this. “Well, no.” This woman knows herself!
After a lengthy flight that I’m sure was peppered with stunning observations like, “well these peanuts are little” and “the sun sure is hot!” Colt is starting to worry that his mom tagging along wasn’t the best idea. She notes the Panda Express at the airport, and is relieved to see you can be disappointed anywhere in the world.
Jess is a bit uneasy as she awaits the arrival of Colt and his mother, because she’s thinking about Larissa’s warnings. She says she’s going to keep that conversation from Colt, because they agreed not to talk about it until the reunion.
They deplane, and Jess happily embraces Colt. Debbie is exactly as warm and welcoming as you’d expect, as she describes Jess as “voluptuous” which makes her think of sex, so the jealousy fertilizes her egg of rage. After both Colt and Jess assure viewers and Debbie that they eagerly anticipate sex that is sexy, and also sex with sexual sexiness, they get into an Uber for the hotel, and start tossing out hypothetical baby names. Debbie doesn’t understand why Colt never considered her ability to mother again. Hell she toted colt for 18 months, give or take, and breast fed him till 25. Now she’s getting left out? Unfair.
“I still change his diapers and fold his underwear in the cutest little squares,” Debbie spurts. “Then I warm them in my mouth and rewrite his name on the waistband with a sharpie when my drool fades the original name away. Sometime I blow them dry after he puts them back on. What are we talking about?”
Jess is all of us: “I think it’s weird that Debbie is here. It’s my vacation, and it’s better me and Colt alone.”
“Yes, those are alarme bells,” Larissa coaches. “They go a ding a ding a ding. Debbie is under bed right now-e. Also, do not eat the beef stew.”
Jess and Colt share a series of gerbil kisses right in front of first wife Debbie, and she has not consented to the triad. It burns her face, and she tries to wipe it away, but nope: it’s still her face. She thinks Jess is trying to talk him into being an adult, when he’s perfectly fine as a permanent 14 year old boy.
“I’m really sick,” Debbie declares. “And not manipulative at all.”
Hoping for an orgy, Colt only reserved one hotel room, and Debbie DGAF, she just needs to sleep. Jess starts pressing her about how she slept in Vegas or something, and this reminds me of a dog cornering a skunk, then barking at it. Debbie says you either let her sleep for ten minutes or take her to a hospital in 30 minutes, GODDAMMIT. I’M REALLY SICK. Then Jess says Debbie is rude, and while this is true, dude, you were barking at a skunk.
Tania is taking her scrutiny of Syngin on the road to a nice looking nail salon, thanks to friend Monique. Let’s all take a moment to reminisce about way back in the day, when we would dunk out feet in water and trust a stranger’s hands to soften our heels with a cheese grater before wrapping them in plastic bags full of wax. Good times. Anyway, Monique is acutely aware of what a giant pain in the ass Tania is, and points out that not only did they just get married, but now he has to wait on Tania hand and foot, so the “for worst” part of their wedding vows arrived a little early.
“He doesn’t wait on me hand and foot,” Tania corrects. “He just carries me around the apartment on his back, between bathing me and making me breakfast, and looking for a job. Yes, I have a crutch, what?”
Since expressing gratitude for his service can’t happen, Tania fixates on what she now describes as a drinking problem, while continuing to drink herself. She says he can work now and has been hunting for a job, but pickings are slim for a bartender who can’t pour a Guinness. The manicurist looks up periodically to make sure she’s actually on television.
Syngin has been waiting for his next chance to play the “you’re not my soul mate” card, and that moment is now. He’s beginning to piece together that he’s going to spend the next six months waiting for her foot to heal, then the six months after that watching her fill out disability forms for the instant arthritis that activated the minute she put a boot on. Then they’ll need another six months to save up money, then oh look, she’s pregnant, so maybe another 18 years in CT, with Syngin carrying Tania and all the babies from room to room like a possum. Plus, he didn’t get married to get married, he got married because the K1 left him without options.
Tania says she’s ready to make a one-to-three year plan, which sounds like something she does before blowing it off for a trip to Costa Rica, at which point it becomes a to-do list for the left behind. But Syngin? Now that he’s married, Syngin doesn’t know if he’s ready to be a husband, or to be burdened by children, and yes, men on this show never understand a biological clock, and Tania should start talking to her male friends about sperm donation now.
“I don’t know if I want to stay in a country that leaves you with a mountain of debt from a routine surgery,” Syngin doesn’t say at all. “I mean, my liver is going to fail sometime in the next ten years, and I’d like to be prepared.”
Tania is concerned that this is the first time she’s hearing that he’s uninterested in remaining in America. Syngin insists he doesn’t want to raise children here or send them to school here, and Tania makes her case with, “BUT I TURNED OUT FINE.” You know it’s true when someone shouts it.
Toddler Aseulu somehow impregnated Kalani twice before his balls dropped. Last night he shoved all his Batman comics and Lunchables into his Hot Wheels suitcase, and dragged it all the way to the bus where he asked for a one-way ticket to outer space, like the man of the house. Kalani reports that after he stormed away he sent her a series of riddles and a treasure map to help her pinpoint his location and be away from her children and family as long as possible. Kalani said tell me where the fuck you are, my dude, because it’s your son’s birthday, and Oliver shouldn’t wonder where his dad is when they all live in the same house. Asuelu agrees to return, but just to play video games and sulk, MOM.
Kolini and Low arrive for the party, and they ask where Asuelu is, and Kalani says that he “came back” when they don’t yet know the story of his leaving. Low asks for more information, and gets the details of their car ride, save for the whole “lying bitch” part. Low agrees to keep it cool since it’s Oliver’s birthday and he’s capable of thinking of others, but he’s going to go ahead and polish up his ass-kicking shoes so they’re ready to be taken for a walk. Kalani wastes her time checking on Asuelu to try to coax him away from his video games and into adulthood, by promising he can eat all the hotdogs he wants, before resuming efforts to arrange a party for her son, by herself. Teenagers, amirite?
Later on the party is happening, and Oliver is driving a remote control car all around the rental property. One of Kalani’s friends asks where Asuelu is, and Kalani says he’s stretching out his butthole in preparation for Low’s foot. She again says she’s going to check on him again, which is two times more than she should have indulged this shit, and he again says he doesn’t want to talk to anybody and is going to stay in his fort ALONE, MOM.
“It’s like talking to a four year-old,” Kalani tells Kolini when she returns, which isn’t fair, because even a four year-old would come out for cake.
As the party goes on, Low is not impressed. “The Samoan way, it would be my hands speaking my words,” Low explains. But he agreed to be nice (for now) because cameras are rolling, and that’s too much evidence for a lawsuit.
“This is why I said I’m the dad,” Kolini adds. “I mean, did you see his reference to his boo hole last season? Jesus Christ. She has two babies sucking the life out of her, and now she has a husband sucking the life out of her.” Then Kolini strikes a match on a gold filling to announce her status as keeper of the flame.
Eager to do the bare minimum, Aseulu finally opens the door and comes out. Kalani’s expression rotates between walking on eggshells and being psychically exhausted. When the party ends, Kalani asks if there’s anything he wants to say to her, and Asuelu asks why the word ‘house’ has an ‘ow’ in the middle. Kalani wrongly thought an apology might be directed her way. Nah. The plan is to maintain the tantrum until she demands that he go to Samoa alone, like the man of the house.
Is anyone on this show not dating a man-baby? Save us, Angela, save us! She’s getting ready to take off for Nigeria, and her friend Amy is going to help her out by taking care of her mother and the kids while she’s gone. We learn so much about Angela by the circle around her, which is huge and honest and loyal. Before walking out the door she fusses over her mother one last time, asks if she’s wet, which only further illuminates how much caretaking Angela does.
“Got any last minute advice?” She asks her mother as she readies to depart.
“Just go and get married, whatever,” Mother Angela says, and I need this embroidered on a pillow.
After her plane lands, Angela hunts down her MeMaw gear in baggage claim, and finally spies it thanks to some sticker decorations. Michael is waiting for her, wearing his Angela nameplate necklace. They warmly embrace, and it’s all happy and shit.
Michael and Angela are going to test drive living together by sharing an apartment. She walks in with a few compliments about the place, before the producers step in to ask if she can isolate something to complain about for fuck’s sake. Angela says I’ve got you, and declares she’s not sleeping in the bed, because it’s “hard as an erection.” Then she notices a dead rat in a trap, and Michael seizes the opportunity to chase her with it. This is one of the most relationship-like gestures in this series in a long time, and a reminder of how rarely we see a couple enjoying each other. More of this, please!
Libby will soon be studied in psychology classes as an example of total passive-aggression, while her husband will be offered up as exhibit A: the long term effects of bad romantic decisions. Mother Andrei has prepared a full afternoon spread my grandmother assures me is required of all Eastern European women, while Libby cuts up bananas and an avocados for homemade baby food for Eleanor. They’re both frustrated by the language barrier, but Andrei can’t be bothered to translate, because he’s showing everyone pictures of monster trucks and guns, and also his dick, like the head of the household.
Once they sit down Libby starts mining for a complaint, asking if Mother Andrei ever feels tired. His mother starts to say “of course” but Andrei cuts her off, insisting she says there’s “no room for tired” because she loves working a thankless second shift so that men can stand in a circle and scratch their balls. Libby thinks this might be a dig at her not working hard enough, and Andrei says Moldovans are more energized. This seems a great time to remind him that he doesn’t have a job, and Andrei wants to know if she’s trying to insult him, and insists she shouldn’t insult him in front of the family. Why, you ask? “Over there you listen, and here you listen double.” She falls silent in response, in a human recreation of the flaming apartment “this is fine” meme.
“I don’t know why he’s acting like the chauvinistic alpha male,” Libby says. Honey, he’s not acting.
Later, they head to meet Andrei’s fellow meatheads for beers. Libby is worried she’s going to be left out because of the language barrier, and asks if she “is just going to sit there” during this meeting. Passive-aggression to English translator: My Moldovan is pretty limited, so if you could remind folks of the language barrier and include me, I’d appreciate it. Andrei asks if this is some kind of feminism happening, and when Libby assures him she’s still a doormat and would be even if she called herself a feminist, he says, “What do you want? A podium to speak?” Podiums don’t speak, Andrei. Not without years of training.
In case anyone forgot, Andrei wants to be considered “the man of the house” without fulfilling his formulaic gender destiny, and yes, Libby is just as backwards as he is.
“It’s not that I have a problem with gendered expectations,” she explains. “It’s that I can’t fulfill mine while I’m busy fulfilling his.”
His friends immediately needle him about not working, and he says that yes, he’s a housewife, and his friend says he used to be a hard worker, and now he’s just working hard to piss Libby off.
“I work,” Andrei clarifies. “I hung television. And I’m going to still be the man of the house, and I’m still going to make the decisions for the family. Like I’m going to decide what we spend Libby’s father’s money on, and when Libby will ask for more. I will also schedule crying.”
Libby buddies up with the two other women at the party, and they ask why her family doesn’t like Andrei. She says that they think he’s rude, mean, lazy, and controlling. Libby asks if more Moldovan men are like that, and the response is yes. Nicely done, ladies. Your male population is secure. Libby also says that her sister Jen is loud and doesn’t care what others think, so she might offend someone, and she’s not going to bite her tongue. For the record, Libby thinks “biting her tongue” is bringing up what she means days after the conversation is over, and Andrei thinks if he wears his balls outside of his pants, his friends won’t call him a pussy for not having a job. Later they drive home and she asks if he had fun, and he asks if she got what she needed, before declaring that Jen might sleep in the basement if she offends someone, along with the blanket he made out of Libby’s self esteem.
Karine is attempting to change Pierre’s diaper, while Paul hovers at her elbow and tells her not to forget to wash his balls. This is some of Paul’s finest work. Then Paul hovers some more to repeatedly ask if Pierre’s hungry before she even has her tit out, and needlessly put a drape over her breast feeding, because to Paul that’s probably cheating, or the fast track to an STD. He pesters Karine to go get something to eat with his mom, which is really just a means of asking for money with grandchild leverage, since his full financial plan is asking his mother for help. Karine knows this is her only chance to escape, so he’s going to have to take that dinner alone.
Mother Paul is disappointed to see just her son, and says she wouldn’t have come if she knew that Karine and Pierre weren’t coming. Damn, the magic of that gifted hair lock must have faded. He tries to make Karine’s absence about invented offense related to her inability to use the bathroom at Paul’s mom’s house, but Mother Paul knows her crotch fruit is rotten. Paul insists he’s in trouble and on edge, as opposed to how relaxed he is the rest of the time, and tells his mom he needs a little financial support, because of course he does.
“It seems like he never gets his feet on the ground, or his head out of his ass,” Mother Paul states. She tells Paul that he should have some pride, and do it on his own. She says no, and tells him that he should have planned ahead. She’ll babysit, but she doesn’t think it’s fair using a baby to get what you want.
Asuelu: Have you tried becoming the baby?
Paul: I don’t want to ask you for any help, while I’m asking you for help. Remember how you really, really wanted us to come here?
Mother Paul: I pray for you a lot.
Later on Paul wears his trusty bulletproof backpack to the grocery store, because he never knows when he might run into himself. While Karine notes that this is, in fact, a grocery store, she’s unimpressed with Paul’s economic plan to buy more than you need, because savings. This is a great option for people not trying to squeeze milk from a nickel, but not for this destitute duo. Karine insists that $2 is less than $5, but Paul is not to be dissuaded. Since Karine hasn’t already tried to crawl underneath the floorboards, Paul takes command of the feminine hygiene aisle, demanding to know her preferred thickness and underwear adhesive. Karine begs him to stop, while Paul reflects that he knows there’s pearls, and there’s diamonds, and a whole range of flavors (except banana), that go in all kinds of holes. He’ll suss this out with the pharmacist. How is there not footage of Paul and the pharmacist?
“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” For fuck’s sake, Paul.
Did Paul ask for a job application on the way out? No he did not.
Then they go house hunting, with Karine looking for her next husband on her phone, while Paul hunts for a rental agreement for a convicted felon with no job. They meet with a property manager, and Paul asks if they have anything four steps down from a tarp and two trees. She shows them “one of my redos yourself” that are sold as-is, which is something salvaged from the tornado fields of Xenia, Ohio. Karine hands down a firm veto, so they see a second mobile home, which is just as claustrophobic as the last one. Paul learns about the $500 lot rent they’d be surrendering, and wants to know if he can put in notice that it’s gonna be late now, or should he wait?
Karine got sold a bill of goods that life in the US of A would be better, and instead she’s lost family support, and stands to be crammed into an even smaller home.
“You no good husband,” she says, while asking the producers if she can get paid directly this round, because airfare back to Brazil is expensive.
Next week: Larissa spare changes for boobs, Syngin tries to escape service to Tania, Andrei continues to be Andrei, Debbie tells Jess that Colt can warm himself in her womb again anytime he needs to, Low threatens Asuelu some more, and Michael has a stunningly bad idea.
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2020.07.14 02:20 fractalfay My hands speaking my words: recap of Happily Ever After S05E05

The struggle to select a single quote that captures the essence of an episode has never felt more real. From Debbie finally celebrating her inner Lady MacBeth, to Low finding a more eloquent way to say “I hate Othello,” this episode is 90DF Shakespeare. Hey nonny nonny.
In a moment of zero suspense, Larissa walks into the immigration office, and then walks right back out. That’s right, friends: those shots of her in the rest of the season aren’t holograms. She tells her friend that they took something like a mug shot, and “then she took the finger.” That Clue game always gets so weird after this turn.
Later on Larissa meets up with Eric, to ask if they can have a fake reunion to match their fake breakup from their fake relationship, and Eric asks if he can use that “ash in the wind” line he was saving for the next time he wrote a country song. Larissa says fine.
During their conversation we learn that Larissa broke up with Eric via text. Then people started harassing her online, calling “my butt cheesy butt,” and Larissa decided this must be Eric and filed a police report on him. That must have been amazing paperwork.
“Ma’am, just following up on a report you submitted. You’re on…instagram, is that right? Now the instagram, is that the internet? Okay, okay, just making sure. So, do you feel unsafe on the internets after this ‘cheesy butt’ threat that you received? And you have reason to believe that Eric is responsible for this ass slander? Does he have special knowledge of your butt cheese, ma’am?”
She and Eric still have issues, and they’re not afraid to exaggerate them for the next six or so episodes, while mining for something more interesting than “cheap” to butt heads about. That should carry them to the point in the narrative where Jess contacts Larissa to tell her that she was right.
Speaking of Debbie, she’s never left the country before, because the weight limit for checked baggage prevents her from taking Colt and her slot machine. Still, she’s eager to see what their Walmart is like, because there’s nothing more exciting than seeing the same thing you have at home, but elsewhere.
“That’s interesting,” Paul interjects. “Have you heard of this place called a ‘grocery store’? Karine says they have them in Brazil, but I didn’t pay attention to the food because it wasn’t in English.”
“Well I don’t understand why it’s not in English,” Mother Debbie is worried. “How do they expect people to go there? Do they even have maps? What about numbers? Do they use those funny symbols you see in caves? What time is Wheel of Fortune on there?”
Paul: Do you have an opening for a son, by any chance? I promise I’ll never leave. Ever.
Mother Debbie: Well I’m going to have to ask Colt. Until I do you can have this spare change I cut out of his pants, and caught in my mouth while clinging to his ankles. That’s why he wears shorts now. I don’t think that’s fair to me.
Debbie is concerned that Jess is another Larissa, and fears Colt will make the same decisions all over again. “If I tell you I have a bad feeling, will you listen to me?” She pleads with Colt.
“I don’t know,” Colt waffles. “You usually have a bad feeling about the women I’m dating by the third date.”
“The second date. Then I press my face into the glass of their bedroom windows until it leaves a grease print, and I come back again and again, until I am the bad feeling, imprinted FOREVER. You should probably never date anyone again.”
Colt just continues to pile the clothes Debbie folded into his Mary Poppins suitcase, while her anxiety forms a cloud around him.
“People at home are saying for God’s sake lady, let him live his life,” Debbie tells the producers. Yes, we are saying this. “Well, no.” This woman knows herself!
After a lengthy flight that I’m sure was peppered with stunning observations like, “well these peanuts are little” and “the sun sure is hot!” Colt is starting to worry that his mom tagging along wasn’t the best idea. She notes the Panda Express at the airport, and is relieved to see you can be disappointed anywhere in the world.
Jess is a bit uneasy as she awaits the arrival of Colt and his mother, because she’s thinking about Larissa’s warnings. She says she’s going to keep that conversation from Colt, because they agreed not to talk about it until the reunion.
They deplane, and Jess happily embraces Colt. Debbie is exactly as warm and welcoming as you’d expect, as she describes Jess as “voluptuous” which makes her think of sex, so the jealousy fertilizes her egg of rage. After both Colt and Jess assure viewers and Debbie that they eagerly anticipate sex that is sexy, and also sex with sexual sexiness, they get into an Uber for the hotel, and start tossing out hypothetical baby names. Debbie doesn’t understand why Colt never considered her ability to mother again. Hell she toted colt for 18 months, give or take, and breast fed him till 25. Now she’s getting left out? Unfair.
“I still change his diapers and fold his underwear in the cutest little squares,” Debbie spurts. “Then I warm them in my mouth and rewrite his name on the waistband with a sharpie when my drool fades the original name away. Sometime I blow them dry after he puts them back on. What are we talking about?”
Jess is all of us: “I think it’s weird that Debbie is here. It’s my vacation, and it’s better me and Colt alone.”
“Yes, those are alarme bells,” Larissa coaches. “They go a ding a ding a ding. Debbie is under bed right now-e. Also, do not eat the beef stew.”
Jess and Colt share a series of gerbil kisses right in front of first wife Debbie, and she has not consented to the triad. It burns her face, and she tries to wipe it away, but nope: it’s still her face. She thinks Jess is trying to talk him into being an adult, when he’s perfectly fine as a permanent 14 year old boy.
“I’m really sick,” Debbie declares. “And not manipulative at all.”
Hoping for an orgy, Colt only reserved one hotel room, and Debbie DGAF, she just needs to sleep. Jess starts pressing her about how she slept in Vegas or something, and this reminds me of a dog cornering a skunk, then barking at it. Debbie says you either let her sleep for ten minutes or take her to a hospital in 30 minutes, GODDAMMIT. I’M REALLY SICK. Then Jess says Debbie is rude, and while this is true, dude, you were barking at a skunk.
Tania is taking her scrutiny of Syngin on the road to a nice looking nail salon, thanks to friend Monique. Let’s all take a moment to reminisce about way back in the day, when we would dunk out feet in water and trust a stranger’s hands to soften our heels with a cheese grater before wrapping them in plastic bags full of wax. Good times. Anyway, Monique is acutely aware of what a giant pain in the ass Tania is, and points out that not only did they just get married, but now he has to wait on Tania hand and foot, so the “for worst” part of their wedding vows arrived a little early.
“He doesn’t wait on me hand and foot,” Tania corrects. “He just carries me around the apartment on his back, between bathing me and making me breakfast, and looking for a job. Yes, I have a crutch, what?”
Since expressing gratitude for his service can’t happen, Tania fixates on what she now describes as a drinking problem, while continuing to drink herself. She says he can work now and has been hunting for a job, but pickings are slim for a bartender who can’t pour a Guinness. The manicurist looks up periodically to make sure she’s actually on television.
Syngin has been waiting for his next chance to play the “you’re not my soul mate” card, and that moment is now. He’s beginning to piece together that he’s going to spend the next six months waiting for her foot to heal, then the six months after that watching her fill out disability forms for the instant arthritis that activated the minute she put a boot on. Then they’ll need another six months to save up money, then oh look, she’s pregnant, so maybe another 18 years in CT, with Syngin carrying Tania and all the babies from room to room like a possum. Plus, he didn’t get married to get married, he got married because the K1 left him without options.
Tania says she’s ready to make a one-to-three year plan, which sounds like something she does before blowing it off for a trip to Costa Rica, at which point it becomes a to-do list for the left behind. But Syngin? Now that he’s married, Syngin doesn’t know if he’s ready to be a husband, or to be burdened by children, and yes, men on this show never understand a biological clock, and Tania should start talking to her male friends about sperm donation now.
“I don’t know if I want to stay in a country that leaves you with a mountain of debt from a routine surgery,” Syngin doesn’t say at all. “I mean, my liver is going to fail sometime in the next ten years, and I’d like to be prepared.”
Tania is concerned that this is the first time she’s hearing that he’s uninterested in remaining in America. Syngin insists he doesn’t want to raise children here or send them to school here, and Tania makes her case with, “BUT I TURNED OUT FINE.” You know it’s true when someone shouts it.
Toddler Aseulu somehow impregnated Kalani twice before his balls dropped. Last night he shoved all his Batman comics and Lunchables into his Hot Wheels suitcase, and dragged it all the way to the bus where he asked for a one-way ticket to outer space, like the man of the house. Kalani reports that after he stormed away he sent her a series of riddles and a treasure map to help her pinpoint his location and be away from her children and family as long as possible. Kalani said tell me where the fuck you are, my dude, because it’s your son’s birthday, and Oliver shouldn’t wonder where his dad is when they all live in the same house. Asuelu agrees to return, but just to play video games and sulk, MOM.
Kolini and Low arrive for the party, and they ask where Asuelu is, and Kalani says that he “came back” when they don’t yet know the story of his leaving. Low asks for more information, and gets the details of their car ride, save for the whole “lying bitch” part. Low agrees to keep it cool since it’s Oliver’s birthday and he’s capable of thinking of others, but he’s going to go ahead and polish up his ass-kicking shoes so they’re ready to be taken for a walk. Kalani wastes her time checking on Asuelu to try to coax him away from his video games and into adulthood, by promising he can eat all the hotdogs he wants, before resuming efforts to arrange a party for her son, by herself. Teenagers, amirite?
Later on the party is happening, and Oliver is driving a remote control car all around the rental property. One of Kalani’s friends asks where Asuelu is, and Kalani says he’s stretching out his butthole in preparation for Low’s foot. She again says she’s going to check on him again, which is two times more than she should have indulged this shit, and he again says he doesn’t want to talk to anybody and is going to stay in his fort ALONE, MOM.
“It’s like talking to a four year-old,” Kalani tells Kolini when she returns, which isn’t fair, because even a four year-old would come out for cake.
As the party goes on, Low is not impressed. “The Samoan way, it would be my hands speaking my words,” Low explains. But he agreed to be nice (for now) because cameras are rolling, and that’s too much evidence for a lawsuit.
“This is why I said I’m the dad,” Kolini adds. “I mean, did you see his reference to his boo hole last season? Jesus Christ. She has two babies sucking the life out of her, and now she has a husband sucking the life out of her.” Then Kolini strikes a match on a gold filling to announce her status as keeper of the flame.
Eager to do the bare minimum, Aseulu finally opens the door and comes out. Kalani’s expression rotates between walking on eggshells and being psychically exhausted. When the party ends, Kalani asks if there’s anything he wants to say to her, and Asuelu asks why the word ‘house’ has an ‘ow’ in the middle. Kalani wrongly thought an apology might be directed her way. Nah. The plan is to maintain the tantrum until she demands that he go to Samoa alone, like the man of the house.
Is anyone on this show not dating a man-baby? Save us, Angela, save us! She’s getting ready to take off for Nigeria, and her friend Amy is going to help her out by taking care of her mother and the kids while she’s gone. We learn so much about Angela by the circle around her, which is huge and honest and loyal. Before walking out the door she fusses over her mother one last time, asks if she’s wet, which only further illuminates how much caretaking Angela does.
“Got any last minute advice?” She asks her mother as she readies to depart.
“Just go and get married, whatever,” Mother Angela says, and I need this embroidered on a pillow.
After her plane lands, Angela hunts down her MeMaw gear in baggage claim, and finally spies it thanks to some sticker decorations. Michael is waiting for her, wearing his Angela nameplate necklace. They warmly embrace, and it’s all happy and shit.
Michael and Angela are going to test drive living together by sharing an apartment. She walks in with a few compliments about the place, before the producers step in to ask if she can isolate something to complain about for fuck’s sake. Angela says I’ve got you, and declares she’s not sleeping in the bed, because it’s “hard as an erection.” Then she notices a dead rat in a trap, and Michael seizes the opportunity to chase her with it. This is one of the most relationship-like gestures in this series in a long time, and a reminder of how rarely we see a couple enjoying each other. More of this, please!
Libby will soon be studied in psychology classes as an example of total passive-aggression, while her husband will be offered up as exhibit A: the long term effects of bad romantic decisions. Mother Andrei has prepared a full afternoon spread my grandmother assures me is required of all Eastern European women, while Libby cuts up bananas and an avocados for homemade baby food for Eleanor. They’re both frustrated by the language barrier, but Andrei can’t be bothered to translate, because he’s showing everyone pictures of monster trucks and guns, and also his dick, like the head of the household.
Once they sit down Libby starts mining for a complaint, asking if Mother Andrei ever feels tired. His mother starts to say “of course” but Andrei cuts her off, insisting she says there’s “no room for tired” because she loves working a thankless second shift so that men can stand in a circle and scratch their balls. Libby thinks this might be a dig at her not working hard enough, and Andrei says Moldovans are more energized. This seems a great time to remind him that he doesn’t have a job, and Andrei wants to know if she’s trying to insult him, and insists she shouldn’t insult him in front of the family. Why, you ask? “Over there you listen, and here you listen double.” She falls silent in response, in a human recreation of the flaming apartment “this is fine” meme.
“I don’t know why he’s acting like the chauvinistic alpha male,” Libby says. Honey, he’s not acting.
Later, they head to meet Andrei’s fellow meatheads for beers. Libby is worried she’s going to be left out because of the language barrier, and asks if she “is just going to sit there” during this meeting. Passive-aggression to English translator: My Moldovan is pretty limited, so if you could remind folks of the language barrier and include me, I’d appreciate it. Andrei asks if this is some kind of feminism happening, and when Libby assures him she’s still a doormat and would be even if she called herself a feminist, he says, “What do you want? A podium to speak?” Podiums don’t speak, Andrei. Not without years of training.
In case anyone forgot, Andrei wants to be considered “the man of the house” without fulfilling his formulaic gender destiny, and yes, Libby is just as backwards as he is.
“It’s not that I have a problem with gendered expectations,” she explains. “It’s that I can’t fulfill mine while I’m busy fulfilling his.”
His friends immediately needle him about not working, and he says that yes, he’s a housewife, and his friend says he used to be a hard worker, and now he’s just working hard to piss Libby off.
“I work,” Andrei clarifies. “I hung television. And I’m going to still be the man of the house, and I’m still going to make the decisions for the family. Like I’m going to decide what we spend Libby’s father’s money on, and when Libby will ask for more. I will also schedule crying.”
Libby buddies up with the two other women at the party, and they ask why her family doesn’t like Andrei. She says that they think he’s rude, mean, lazy, and controlling. Libby asks if more Moldovan men are like that, and the response is yes. Nicely done, ladies. Your male population is secure. Libby also says that her sister Jen is loud and doesn’t care what others think, so she might offend someone, and she’s not going to bite her tongue. For the record, Libby thinks “biting her tongue” is bringing up what she means days after the conversation is over, and Andrei thinks if he wears his balls outside of his pants, his friends won’t call him a pussy for not having a job. Later they drive home and she asks if he had fun, and he asks if she got what she needed, before declaring that Jen might sleep in the basement if she offends someone, along with the blanket he made out of Libby’s self esteem.
Karine is attempting to change Pierre’s diaper, while Paul hovers at her elbow and tells her not to forget to wash his balls. This is some of Paul’s finest work. Then Paul hovers some more to repeatedly ask if Pierre’s hungry before she even has her tit out, and needlessly put a drape over her breast feeding, because to Paul that’s probably cheating, or the fast track to an STD. He pesters Karine to go get something to eat with his mom, which is really just a means of asking for money with grandchild leverage, since his full financial plan is asking his mother for help. Karine knows this is her only chance to escape, so he’s going to have to take that dinner alone.
Mother Paul is disappointed to see just her son, and says she wouldn’t have come if she knew that Karine and Pierre weren’t coming. Damn, the magic of that gifted hair lock must have faded. He tries to make Karine’s absence about invented offense related to her inability to use the bathroom at Paul’s mom’s house, but Mother Paul knows her crotch fruit is rotten. Paul insists he’s in trouble and on edge, as opposed to how relaxed he is the rest of the time, and tells his mom he needs a little financial support, because of course he does.
“It seems like he never gets his feet on the ground, or his head out of his ass,” Mother Paul states. She tells Paul that he should have some pride, and do it on his own. She says no, and tells him that he should have planned ahead. She’ll babysit, but she doesn’t think it’s fair using a baby to get what you want.
Asuelu: Have you tried becoming the baby?
Paul: I don’t want to ask you for any help, while I’m asking you for help. Remember how you really, really wanted us to come here?
Mother Paul: I pray for you a lot.
Later on Paul wears his trusty bulletproof backpack to the grocery store, because he never knows when he might run into himself. While Karine notes that this is, in fact, a grocery store, she’s unimpressed with Paul’s economic plan to buy more than you need, because savings. This is a great option for people not trying to squeeze milk from a nickel, but not for this destitute duo. Karine insists that $2 is less than $5, but Paul is not to be dissuaded. Since Karine hasn’t already tried to crawl underneath the floorboards, Paul takes command of the feminine hygiene aisle, demanding to know her preferred thickness and underwear adhesive. Karine begs him to stop, while Paul reflects that he knows there’s pearls, and there’s diamonds, and a whole range of flavors (except banana), that go in all kinds of holes. He’ll suss this out with the pharmacist. How is there not footage of Paul and the pharmacist?
“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” For fuck’s sake, Paul.
Did Paul ask for a job application on the way out? No he did not.
Then they go house hunting, with Karine looking for her next husband on her phone, while Paul hunts for a rental agreement for a convicted felon with no job. They meet with a property manager, and Paul asks if they have anything four steps down from a tarp and two trees. She shows them “one of my redos yourself” that are sold as-is, which is something salvaged from the tornado fields of Xenia, Ohio. Karine hands down a firm veto, so they see a second mobile home, which is just as claustrophobic as the last one. Paul learns about the $500 lot rent they’d be surrendering, and wants to know if he can put in notice that it’s gonna be late now, or should he wait?
Karine got sold a bill of goods that life in the US of A would be better, and instead she’s lost family support, and stands to be crammed into an even smaller home.
“You no good husband,” she says, while asking the producers if she can get paid directly this round, because airfare back to Brazil is expensive.
Next week: Larissa spare changes for boobs, Syngin tries to escape service to Tania, Andrei continues to be Andrei, Debbie tells Jess that Colt can warm himself in her womb again anytime he needs to, Low threatens Asuelu some more, and Michael has a stunningly bad idea.
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2020.07.14 01:23 Litell_Johnn 200710 Orbit 2nd anniversary: translated fancafe comments by the members (Yves and Chuu)

Link to Heejin and Hyunjin
Link to Yeojin, Vivi, and Kim Lip
Link to Jinsoul and Choerry
Link to Gowon and Olivia
Note - I'm not translating the full Orbit letters: some of them are really long and also personal, though they are publicly viewable. Instead, only the relevant excerpts from each entry are translated to give context to the replies.
Sorted by order of the members' responses. Orrery/nim also translated some of these on Twitter already, and I use those where applicable. Also note that the members sign their names in different ways for different posts!

Yves

http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12258 🌙 [Username "Dalso Evangelist"] I hope you are sound in body and spirit. I am a student who lives in Changwon. I shall first offer you this bow. My exam is next week... I don't know if my studying is going well, and my mind is disheveled so I write this letter. [...] But when I listen to Loona's songs, I think I am encouraged and become positive. 🦢 Yves: I shall also offer you this bow ...(--)(__) When your mind is disheveled, I think it's good to take a rest, and just like how you, evangelist-nim..(?) have done, to listen to Loona's songs! It makes me feel good to hear our songs give you strength! I hope only happy and good things will be in store for you...Trots away ~~~(@ I leave a rose for you here.. ^_^ [T/N: "Evangelist" is also used as a job title in Korean churches, akin to "assistant pastor" but for people who are not formally ordained. So "evangelist-nim" doesn't sound that weird in the original context.]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12244 🌙 I love Loona Log so much🥺 It's so pretty and I rewatched it a lot!! Is it the English lyrics MV for D-1? Yves' sense is the best!!!!! Also I love the pictures you took!! Do you like film photos? Tell me some tips on how to do it!! 🦢 Yves: Naomi!! Hello! Your photos are so cool! So you've seen the vlog that I made! I wanted both Korean and international Orbits to enjoy it, and since there's already a D-1 sung in Korean, I added English subtitles! When taking photos on film, just go by feel! You're already doing good though?!
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12241 🌙 I'm a fan from the Philippines, Tiara! [...] So I drew unnie with Eevee... It's actually your birthday present but I didn't send it, now .. .. I am sending it ^^ 🦢 Yves: Hi Tiara! It's Yves unnie ㅎㅎ The drawing is so cute ! What an awesome birthday present! Always stay healthy in the Philippines too, and I hope there's a chance to meet next time! Love you ㅎㅎ [T/N: Semi-formal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12231 🌙 Going into my last year of high school I had a really hard time, worrying about my grades and my future, but the hardest thing was my self-esteem declining. I look around and see friends whose scores went up a lot, friends who are sure of their future and working hard towards it, but I felt like I was the only one doing nothing and achieving nothing. [...] Now that I've written all this it feels kind of heavy...ㅜ I hope it won't be burdensome for unnieㅜ I just wanted to say I'm being encouraged by unnie's song!! And that I'll work hard and get into college! 🦢 Yves: Hey Ppu-uu! First, thanks so much for the letter you wrote ㅎㅎ Since you're a high school senior you must have even more things on your mind than I can imagine You said the hardest part was losing your self-esteem... I think, just like how flowers each have their own seasons to bloom in, your time will come too, surely! Don't be worried watching the flowers around you bloom, and prepare hard in the place you are in, and I am sure that you will blossom someday! Find strength listening to unnie's song. I will always cheer for you! [T/N: Informal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12208 🌙 Looking at Sooyoung's Loona Log today, it reconfirms that you seem to like hip and rad and swaggy things I like those things too, it's just that my mind is all the way over there and my body can't keep up...ㅎㅎ I'll leave some hip pics today, share them with the girls♡ Leave comments when you repost~☆ [Followed by a dump of early/mid-2000s CyWorld memes and pics] 🦢 Yves: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Wooah ty ty gotta save these and set them as homepage banners ^__^ Don't complain when I don't comment repost ! -_-^ [T/N: This whole thing is written in 2000s Internet style]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12146 🌙 Sooyoung unnie hellow❤️❤️ [...] It hasn't been too long since I liked you unnie! My friend is an Orbit so I kept seeing you around and I started looking you up naturally 🦢 Yves: Hellow ㅎㅎ What a good friend that friend is These days everywhere has good AC so it gets cold quickly Careful not to catch a cold and you stay healthy too!!! Look at lots of pictures of unnie with your friend ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ [T/N: Informal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11551 🌙 Yves I Sooyoung You, Day 360 [...] I got home late yesterday and finally fell asleep in the morning, and got back up at 11. Tried to get back to sleep but I couldn't, even though I was so tired. [...] And at noon when Sooyoung's photo was uploaded, I said ah, let's relax and sleep now. 🦢 Yves: NyeoSoUiDalI-nim! I have come to write you a comment on the 360th day ㅎㅎㅎ Thank you so much for thinking of us and writing every timeㅜㅜ Seeing as how you're tired each time but you still wrote.. you're the bestㅜㅜ Please be healthy and I will work hard to show you even better things~~!!! Love you !
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11527 🌙 Yesterday I absorbed caffeine on an empty stomach so I honestly felt like death but today was a bit better you know? [...] Today it wasn't that hot or that cool, really odd, but not too bad for walking around [...] Someday I'll be able to see unnie's Loona Log too right? I'll be waiting for that day 🦢 Yves: Ayoo caffeine on an empty stomach..! You can get in big trouble ㅜ Eat your meals well!!! When you go outside wear a mask and wash hands well.. you know right?1 I uploaded my Loona Log today, wonder if you saw ㅎheheh Thanks to you, always cheering for me without anyone knowing, I'm happy today too !! I love you [T/N: Informal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11776 🌙 Euack honestly I just quit my [college] assignment,,. and I'm writing this instead, the assignments are so hard that they take two hours each and now that several are backed up my head hurts, it's okay... I'm sure I'll finish today ㅋㅋ큐ㅠㅠㅠ Oh right today I switched!! My AirPods case!! [...] This case just has a sticker on it but it's a sticker of unnie... so it's my treasure now 🦢 Yves: Hi! Assignments are so hard right ㅜㅜㅜ (Btw I've never done them, but I hear they are!! heht) In those times it's really okay to rest!! And I said this to a fan before but if you really can't focus during lecture, just for a second, preten...d the professor's face is mine huhuh You have to graduate after all ㅎㅎㅎ I'll support you in everything from assignments to lectures to your day to day Your case is pretty >_< [T/N: Informal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11718 🌙 Hello Yibu-nim! ㅎㅎ I'm not that good at Korean I'm sorry. I am an Orbit from the Philippines~ 🦢 Yves: Hello!!! I'm glad we can at least interact like this! Please always be healthy and happy in the Philippines too! It's my hope that we can see each other sometime! I love you ♥
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11617 🌙 Unnie I fought the post office people today.... I wanted to box up my love for you and send it But they said there aren't any boxes that big... 🦢 Yves: You fought and that's it..??? You should have found a bigger box and sent it.. I'm disappointed in you.. [T/N: Informal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12122 🌙 Sooyoung unnie🙂🙃🙂 It's raining and hot, I wonder how you are doing [...] Unnie is like summer A summer with a deep color unique to unnie I feel a deep joy and feel myself deepening when I see unnie I look forward to a world that will be colored into your color 🦢 Yves: Kya summer's my favorite so I love hearing you say I'm like summer ㅜㅅㅜ Lately we're having fun while practicing with the members in the practice room ㅎㅎ I hope you have a pretty and happy summer too! Love you, please write more heht [T/N: Informal]
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12179 🌙 [Username "Ha Sooyoung's Non-Celebrity Girlfriend"] I really can't live without you now unnie,, Unnie is the joy and the source of energy and the hope of my life,, I learned to laugh again watching videos of unnie and my personality brightened too! I thank you and love you so much❤️❤️❤️❤️ I hope the love I give you is the smallest love out of these! 🦢 Yves: Hi... My girlfriend..?!! I didn't think that I was such a big figure But when I'm told people changed because of me, nothing makes me happier ㅜ And I think it also makes me into a cooler person! It's thanks to my girlfriend ♥ I love you!!!!
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12151 🌙 Let me just make a request before I go heheh Could an Orbit baby who's turning two get a congratulatory message? Coo👶🏻💕 🦢 Yves: Afifa!!! Hello ㅎㅎ Thank you so much for always loving Loona without failㅠㅠ I'll make you even happier until the 20th and 200th Orbit anniversary! I love you >_<
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12037 🌙 Speaking of FOTM, I wanted to recommend Se So Neon's "Nan Chun" before official release, but I heard they were releasing digitally so I wanted to recommend it on your birthday letter but I was a step late, see? 🦢 Yves: ㅠㅠ I want to put this up in my room where I can see it well I felt my heart becoming warm as I read this letter !!! I do still listen to Nan Chun a lot, felt like I'm being comforted I'm happy that I seem to be someone who's like Nan Chun to you, Disneyland-nim ㅎㅎ I'll work hard to always give you even greater joy, I love you♥ Please be well!!
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11967 🌙 Hello I'm an Orbit who likes Geumjeong-gu Bulldozer Ha Sooyoung-nim so much that I became Jungnang-gu Bulldozer myself 🦢 Yves: There cannot be two bulldozers under the same sky..-_-^ But Jungnang-gu Bulldozer, I will make an exception for you... huu ; I hope this situation can improve soon so that we can face each other and decide the true bulldozer♥ I'm saying I love you >_< Always cheering for you!!!

Chuu

http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12252 🌙 Unnie you're so so cute and lovely and electric that I'm so happy every time I see you smileㅠㅠ [...] Unnie is always smiling a smile that makes people who look at you feel even better, so when I see unnie I get strengthㅠㅠ 🐧 Chuu: Thank you! >< It's such a big relief to hear you get strength and happiness and smiles from me ㅠㅠ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'm gonna become a Chuu of Loona who keeps giving you smiles >< I love you, from Jiwoo
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12232 🌙 Until then, be healthy and well Our Jiwoo! Bombard us with as many hearts as you love Orbits! 💕 🐧 Chuu: Unnie likes me and I like you even more ><❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ As for hearts I want to give even more since I love you that much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ But even this isn't enough .. careful of air-conditioningitis!
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12103 🌙 P.S. Please tell me if there's any food and movie you're into lately! 🐧 Chuu: Wow ㅠ So adorable ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Food I'm into latley, everything except diet food >  
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12126 🌙 Ah.. unnie!! Is there any song you think of most in summer? I listen to unnie's Heart Attack every day🤍 I have a question unnie.. learning choreography is so difficult ...please tell me how to learn choreos well.. hehegh [...] Always take care of your health and be sure to eat well. 🐧 Chuu: Cute ㅠ I love you Orbit ❤️❤️❤️ I'm taking good care of my health so you my friend should also take good care of your health as you love on Loona ❤️❤️❤️ As for choreography I'm also ㅠㅜㅠ working to improve my learning ability gradually ! ❤️❤️❤️ The song I'm listening to a lot lately is Taeyeon sunbaenim - Happy
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11973 🌙 I remember Heart Attack was first released in December 2017, when I was in my second year of high school and was feeling lots of pressure for finals because I had missed a day of my midterms? That song came out.. and I was able to get through it watching that MV!! And I did decently on my exam too🌈 Maybe because I overcame this well back then..? Even as a college sophomore now, I listen to Heart Attack whenever things are hard!! 🐧 Chuu: Thank you❤️❤️❤️ I think pressure could be an emotion that arises when you want to do better within the boundaries of what you can achieve If you relax your tension and think of everything in a simple way without pressure, you can do really really well to your full ability so don't worry too much❤️❤️❤️ Jiwoo will always be with you❤️❤️❤️ I'm thankful to you tooㅠㅠ
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11876 🌙 I haven't written long texts in a while so I think I've forgotten how to move through words.. It's early morning so I feel like I've rambled on a lotㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jiwoo unnie whom I miss a lot and deserves love, I love you 🐧 🐧 Chuu: Thank you for loving me ❤️❤️❤️ㅠ I also want to get extra out of gratitude but this time is probably not enough, so when we meet next time let's clap clap high five ! ><❤️❤️❤
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11862 🌙 Thank you for letting us hear your great voice through song.. For giving me such fluttering and happiness ❤️❤ My wish is to see unnie's live from up closeㅠㅠㅠ 🐧 Chuu: Wow .. When I sing I think to myself how happy I am to sing But to see so many pretty Orbits who are happy to hear my singing, I think I can sing with an even more joyful heart ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for giving me joy too❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'll sing for Orbits❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11978 🌙 My friends in Korea went to fansigns to get autographs for meㅋㅋㅋ Actually, this fall I'm moving to Korea to go to school! When it's safe, let's finally meet in real life! Please find me in the crowd, Chuu unnie! 🐧 Chuu: Thank you ! Siena !!❤️❤️❤️ Take care of your health and I will always be cheering for you wherever you are❤️❤️❤️ When we meet next time I gotta write even more pretty handwriting heheh❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11832 🌙 I have so many questions for Jiwoo but I don't know if I can include them all here😢😢 [...] what's something tasty you had lately, [...] My difficult life right now, I'm being strong and sticking it out while looking at Jiwoo photos and Jiwoo videos, listening to songs that Jiwoo sang, and thinking of Jiwoo. So I hope Jiwoo will also think of the many people who love Jiwoo and spend every day happily and joyfully 🤗🤗 🐧 Chuu: Wooang❤️❤️❤️ Unnie lately I promised to eat malatang with Jungeun and the food I order in with the members is malatang, that's how much I'm into malatang all the time ..❤️❤️❤️ But unnie shouldn't eat it ㅠㅠㅠ You can't get an upset stomach !!! ❤️❤️❤️ Difficult life ...hm if I can provide joy in between unnie's routines, I will dance and sing as much as you need ❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11798 🌙 Nuna you've been well right??? I'm writing this early because I heard you'll leave comments if we write today...So I even skipped workouts today and I've been waiting at home while studying... ㅋㅋToday I had fun at school!! A lot of kids slept in my class today so not many were paying attention... So I answered lots of questions and our teacher praised me... Today in gym class, the winner at badminton was supposed to get drinks bought for them and I won a 1 versus 2 today so I got a free drink!!!! [Screen capture of Chuu from KCONTACT Home Workout Class, captioned "I must persevere..."] 🐧 Chuu: Cute ㅠㅠ Must persevere ❤️❤️❤️ This year let's make our health a priority and make sure to do stuff like badminton or workouts consistently, then I will also praise you❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11795 🌙 But sometimes I feel like question marks are meaningless in a letter.. Though of course I'm sure they're not completely meaningless..! So that's why I ask unnie, would you... answer some questions...? I won't ask many!! 🌈 What's unnie's favorite color?? 😍 What's your favorite emoticon?? [A couple other questions] 🐧 Chuu: Favorite color lately is either pink or white? The two together are so pretty ❤️❤️❤️ Emoticon I like is carrot ! Since it makes everything positive! Carrot carrot❤️❤️❤️ [T/N: "Carrot" is also used to mean "of course"] Question marks in a letter are not useless ❤️❤️❤️ It makes me smile right away, imagining the questioner's thoughts or how you must have pondered❤️❤️❤️ It's cute, whatever it is, however much it is, I'll answer everything for a long long time to come❤️❤️❤️ Ask me as much as you want❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11748 🌙 Over that year, what are some goals achieved or changes made for Chuu? I feel like I don't have much ㅋㅋ But a year is a really short time, so I don't think there's any need to feel anxious even if there isn't any notable achievement or if you didn't do something you wanted to do. 🐧 Chuu: Thank you so so much ㅠ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ That's right no need to be anxious ! I believe all these times that are passing by right now will collect together and shape me in the future❤️❤️❤️ If you work at it consistently step by step, I'm sure you'll achieve anything you are doing and anything you want to do❤️❤️❤️ I love you
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11535 🌙 I don't want to sleep late on Sundays but I keep doing it. I've been in bed since 9 but it's already 2 ㅋㅋㅋ I guess Jiwoo isn't sleeping yet right? Your stamina is amazing [...] Our Chuu has to be a music show MC come on,,~~!!!!! This is a picture I love, of course it's a screenshot but, it's so adorable I gotta destroy the Earth seriously ㅡㅡ But Earth is precious so I can't destroy it. 🐧 Chuu: Cute ㅠ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️You can't destroy Earth❤️❤️❤️ I've been wanting to make a small habit of going to bed early so I've been trying❤️❤️❤️ When you can't fall asleep, relax all the tension in your body and think of good things❤️❤️❤️ If it doesn't work think of me❤️❤️❤️ Then I will go into your dream and be the MC and make your dreams fun❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Unnie I love you
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11494 🌙 It's exam period now and I should focus on studying, so I think I won't be able to write on some days ㅜㅜㅜㅜ I'll do my best and try to write if I can~~~~ 🐧 Chuu: Agoo cuuute❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Focus on studying !! If you study hard I will pop into your head randomly and make you happy❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11821 🌙 I stanned after So What promos ended, and I think to myself it'd have been better if I stanned during promos 😅 I'm sad I couldn't be with unnie at your debut and beginning, but since I've gotten to know you, I want to be with unnie until the end, at least the end! 🐧 Chuu: It's okay ❤️❤️❤️ We're gonna be together for even more days from now on, after all ~?❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11829 🌙 I'm curious about Jiwoo's vlog too, when Loona Logs get posted I'm so happy, it's the joy of my life 😭😭 🐧 Chuu: I edited my vlog for 24 hours ㅠㅠㅠㅜ yesterday ㅠㅠ what I recorded with Jungeunie wagghhhhh ㅠㅠㅠㅠ But while I was cleaning up because of storage it all got deleted, so I have to edit it again ... Orbits must be waiting so much for my vlog and I want to give it soon but I guess I shouldn't rush it ㅠㅠ Making it slowly but I want to show you quickly heheh ❤️❤️❤️ I'll make it again soon and send it ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11769 🌙 It's my birthday soon, I would be happy if you say happy birthday. It's okay if you don't hehe. 🐧 Chuu: Happy ❤️❤️❤️ happy ❤️❤️❤️ birthday ❤️❤️❤️ Jiwoo ❤️❤️❤️ loves you ❤️❤️❤️ Jermaine, I hope Jermaine will have a great day every single day ❤️❤️❤️ Please take care of yourself and let's be sure ot meet❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11739 🌙 I realized nothing is good all the time. Not the person you love, not the thing you like to do. I'm sure many people other than me think so too? I figured unnie probably thinks that too. Unnie's always smiling despite your profession, which is certainly not always good, and I'm thankful but also feel apologetic to unnie at the same time. I want to say tell us when things are hard for you, but even that seems like it could be imposing on you. I just wish unnie will do as your heart leads you. Jiwoo unnie do everything you want~~ㅋㅋㅋ 🐧 Chuu: Thank you ㅠ Please don't feel sorry, but give thanks and affection ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Then I can also dance and sing happily❤️❤️❤️ There are many more days in store for us to laugh and be together ❤️❤️❤️ Please! be with me for those many days
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11720 🌙 Hey! Loona!! You, join my crew. I'm still lacking a lot and my future is uncertain and I got nothing special, but I can put this one thing against anybody. Namely, the love I have for Loona! If I majored in Loona, I would have been tops in my major and won a full ride scholarship!! So be my companion and let's go find the One Piece of the music industry! I'll make you the Music King ㅎㅎ Did I wild out too much? ㅎㅎ I guess I just liked you too much [...] Hope you'll always be happy and that we'll meet soon! Until that day, Chuurs!! 🐧 Chuu: Chuursㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love you, I like it when people go wild ❤️❤️❤️ It makes me grateful, thinking they love me this much~ ❤️❤️❤️ My heart gets all soft too hehehehgh❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/11708 🌙 As soon as I come to in the morning I think of unnie, and I think of unnie until the moment I fall asleep at night. So I'm happy every day. I love you because I'm happy and I'm happy because I love you..ㅋㅋㅋㅋ [...] Unnie's little actions and words, each one, makes me glad. I don't know how you're doing lately, but I hope happiness will always await at the end💝💝 🐧 Chuu: To think I've become someone so precious and present in someone's thoughts❤️❤️❤️ I think these are the moments that always make me so so happy in this career❤️❤️❤️ In a way, like how I give joy to Orbits, Orbits also conjure up smiles all over for me before falling asleep ❤️❤️❤️ That's how precious you are ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12405 🌙 Our Jiwoo must also spend happy days every day! 🐧 Chuu: My Orbit must also spend happy days every day ❤️❤️❤️ Because when I have Orbits, I'm joyful in whatever I'm doing and everything makes me happy ㅠ I will always be cheering for you in my heart wherever you are So always be confident !! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12288 🌙 I've known you since before debut, thank you for debuting through Loona!! 🐧 Chuu: Amazing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Back from Insta days .....❤️❤️❤️ Thank you so so much ❤️❤️❤️ You're the reason I could smile happily this whole time ㅠ Orbits are
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12200 🌙 I'm studying really hard these days! High school senior.. ㅠㅠ It's hard, but I'm thinking I gotta get into a Seoul school to see Chuu nuna more easily, so I'm getting energy from that, let's go let's go!! 🐧 Chuu: Ohhh ! In-Seoul ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ If you come we could meet more often yeah ? ❤️❤️❤️ No matter what I'll cheer for you, so always be confident and enjoy what you do !! >_<❤️❤️❤️
 
http://cafe.daum.net/loonatheworld/F5dZ/12139 🌙 Oh right, I have a song I wish Jiwoo would cover - I do love singing Jiwoo so much ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )‬ It's Ga In - Carrie 💓 It's a song I like and it'll fit so well with Jiwoo's tone. Have you listened to it? [...] Kim Jiwoo I love you ang - ❤️ Loona and Orbits let's be together forever! Tomorrow I will still be on Loona's side, Loona's fan, I'm liking you in advance so I'm too happy right now ▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ Say the name of the one you like ══╩══╩═ And descend! ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ኈ Kim Jiwoo!!!!! ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ቼ Bop ጿ I love Kim Jiwoo (trots away)... 🐧 Chuu: Oohng I'll be sure to listen ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ What a great gif >ㅅ<❤️❤️❤️ I'll be taking care of my health too so make sure to charge up happy laughter and protect your health until we meet next ㅠ ❤️❤️❤️ That's my whole wish❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I belong to Orbits anyway ❤️❤️❤️ Together forever!!!!!! "Euack Orbit ~~~~❤️❤️❤️" (Descends)
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2020.07.08 19:52 smol-and-hungry My journey of getting to know SHINee as a baby Shawol (Pt. 1 and 2) - Replay, The SHINee World, AMIGO and ROMEO

Hey there!
As of late I have been delving into the SHINee world, so I would probably consider myself a baby Shawol now. I'm pretty late to the party, but rather late than never!
I shared my first experiences on kpopthoughts and many people over there told me that I should post over here as well, because they thought my fresh thoughts and experiences might be fun for you too and that you might have some more intell and suggestions for me :)
Just for your information- before I wrote all of this, I made a post about how Key used to have some kind of power over me, even when I didn't knew him at all then.

This is a cross-post of my two posts over there, so please don't mind that I just copied them (because I am sitting on my third review to celebrate Onews return from his military service). I would love to hear your thoughts as well (if someone is interested enough to read all of this)! On another note- I really don't know if my flair fits ^^"
So here we go:

Pt. 1
Hello, it's me, the girl who made a post gushing about Key.
Some of you said there will be no escape for me, so I'm not even trying to, but diving in head first.
After months of thinking about it, I finally decided that I should explore Shinee a bit more, since I only knew Replay, View, Odd Eye and Everybody well before.
The only reason that made me hesitant was Jonghyun and my fear of falling in love with him without a chance to ever appreciate him how he deserved it. But I thought to myself that I would rather get to know and love him -even if it might hurt- than never be able to experience this mans beauty and artistry.
I just watched a little guide on them and am now ready to delve into their music.
So this is my plan: I will listen to all their albums chronologically to get a sense of their roots and of their growth. I thought my fresh expercience and reaction to their songs might be interesting to some Shawols (or other people who still hesitate to get into Shinee) and that's why I'm posting this here. Just fyi, I don't know anything about music theory, so this will only be my personal opinion.
I'm planning to make my reactions to each of their albums a seperate post, so I guess I'll be here for the long run.
Each post will include the innitial reaction that I first had when listening to each song. I will then proceed with my thoughts of some live stages, probably the comeback stage as well as the b-side of each era and a newer performance of these songs (if I find them). Naturally I will include links of the stages I saw.
Lastly I will deduce who -in my opinion- did the best in each era (and I will try to not be biased towards King Key).
So anyone who reads this should be prepared for very long posts.
Before I start with my album "review" of The SHINee World, I would like to ask any Shawols how I can get to know the members better. I'm happy about anything- you can recommend me guides or your favorite live stages as well! Give me anything or rather everything. And should I also do the same for their solo albums when the time comes?
Now onto my reactions to the songs.

1. The SHINee World (Doo-Bop)
First listening:
First of all, before listening, the title of this song reminded me of that song of this American boy (/kids) group that consisted of brothers (I'm not American, so I don't know who they are, I just heard a snippet of them on some German TV show once).
So this song is nothing like I expected it to be! I thought it was going to be upbeat and happy-go-lucky, but no! I was greeted with some sick beats! And they are sooo the 2000s, I love it. This is something I would've listened to back then if I knew they existed (my 9 year old self liked Hip Hop movies back then). Jonghyuns vocals were a stand-out in the beginning. Later, I immediately noticed how they referenced a line of REPLAY, very interesting since both songs are such a contrast of each other. Onew and Jonghyun were so great, Jonghyuns bridge was chefs kiss. Also- now I know where that meme of Minho ("My name is Minho) comes from. God bless.
2. Love's Way
First listening:
So this is some kind of ballad, huh? Pretty singing from the get-go, but the beat is somehow throwing me off? Their voices and the melody of their voices are pure bliss though. Oh my god, the run that Onew did! Yes, that was my thought while hearing it.
This is a very chill song. The raps contribute to this vibe.
Oh, I love the part after the raps. And then they ruined it with the robotic voice processing and then they saved it again. This is a roller coaster ride. They brought the robots back... please stop.
3. Love Like Oxygen
First listening:
I already know that I will like this, the beat is exactly my style. I like how powerful their voices sound in this one after their softer voices before. It gives me the feeling that there is actually a reasoning behind the order of songs, like the album is really meant to be heard in one sitting.
I really like the instruments they use in the chorus and once again their voices build the melody, not the backtrack. I love how the bass is their base for this song. Until now, it's definately my favorite until now!
MV:
I didn't know this had a MV, so let's see!
The choreography with the chairs is pretty neat! It's not very common anymore (right?), but some other groups back then did it as well if I'm not wrong. The dance definitely made the song even better to me!
I can't say much about the MV itself, since it's mostly dancing and close-up shots. But this is really a song to groove to imo.
Newer performance:
Oh, the suits! End me! Wow, Taemins visuals are shocking me this time! How could I not notice in all this time? Btw- I would let Jonghyun fire me any day. I'm not kidding. And they finally let me see Onews hair, he looks so good!
They all exude this sexy energy now... How? AND WHY DID TAEMIN SMILE THE WAY HE DID AT THE END?! Don't test me!
4. Romantic
First listening:
Ugh, please... don't be cheesy, And again... The adlibs saved my impression of the first beats. Now I actually like it, the guitar is nice. Now it's not cheesy anymore, just a pretty song. I would love if a guy would play this for me. The guitar makes me feels this way. Onews voice is really shining again (if it's really him). Jonghyuns adlibs are my new life fuel as well.
I really like the contrast that Keys deeper and nasally voice has, it's very different from the genius main vocals.
Romantic might have replaced Love Like Oxygen as my favorite song for now. I think I'll return to this song in the evenings when I get ready to go to sleep. It's relaxed, but still fun.
I just enjoyed the rest of the song, so there is not much to say anymore...
5. One For Me
First listening:
A chill song again, I like it. This song really gives me nostalgia of the boygroups back then, even if I don't remember too much. Their soft "hah" is really nice, it adds to this relaxed atmosphere... she said while one of the main vocals spat powerful adlips.
On another hand, it's a guitar beat again... and I like it... again. The adlibs are on point again, or rather like always. Nice to listen to, but I still kinda like Romantic better. But this is only my first listening, things might change.
6. Graze
First listening:
Another chill song with a guitar beat. This is pure bliss, why are they doing this to me? They are starting of with beautiful singing once again. End me please. This time the raps don't feel as forced anymore as well. Jonghyuns and Keys harmony is great! I love me some harmonies!
The raps aren't as forced in this song anymore, but I like the singing better, sorry Minho, sorry King Key.
Their singing is god tier.
7. Last Gift
First listening:
And now a piano beat... How did they know?! I love these... While listening to this song, I remembered the intro. Funny how the rest of the album is mostly chill and vocals based until now.
I won't lie, I'm not a big sucker for ballad, so I don't think I will place this one in my regular playlist, maybe in the "I'm depressed" one.
I don't think I have to mention their vocals again. But Onews pretty vocal color still catches me off guard sometimes.
8. Best Place
First listening:
This is totally a vibe song to chill to... again. Oh, I like the melodies they create with their voices. I guess this is a SHINee thing, I already like this song a lot better than Last Gift (like I said, I don't really like ballads in the beginning, they have to grow on me). The playful piano is right up my ally as well. I actually like the little raps in the background as well!
This song also gives me those nostalgic vibes of the time back then... It's a nice and relaxing feeling.
Now in the end, it kind of feels like acapella because of the voices that over-layer each other.
9. Y Si Fuera Ella
First listening:
Okay, I take back my statement about ballads. This one has taken my soul already. Everything is pretty. I love pianos, I love the voice (is it only Jonghyun?).
For some reason it reminds me of the Ballads in Mamma Mia. This is totally my style. It's kind of dramatic as well. Y Si Fuera Ella really has that musical feeling. Wow, I'm blown away. I can totally imagine the lead role running up a hill in distress or something.
And now after being dramatic, it returns to this homely melody. Yes. I really get those Mamma Mia vibes. I guess I will be the only one though. Also- this reminds me of sitting in my grandparents' kitchen for some reason... sometimes the songs their radio played had a similar feel.
I think I am already attached to this song, because it reminds me of so much of my childhood. So great! Y Si Fuera Ella is now my favorite song of this album.
Live Performance:
I'm blown away. He just fills up the stage while just standing and singing there. Why am I even saying "just"? He just cast some kind of spell on me.
Wait- he dropped on his knees! Dramatic screaming? Wait, He was shot?! I told you! This song is for a musical, his acting is insane!
I can just say... this is what you call a legendary performance...
10. Four Seasons
First listening:
To be honest, I don't expect much after Y Si Fuera Ella. The vocals are really nice again and this song is like a break from the emotional roller coaster of the mentioned ballad.
I actually don't have much of an opinion of this song... It exists. For me it's the most forgetable until now. But I can't expect to love every of their songs. It's also their debut album, sooo...
11. In My Room
First listening:
It seems like this is another ballad. I at first thought it was a solo for Onew, but then Key appeared. I am kind of confused, but it's okay. Once again, I'm not a ballad person, but I can enjoy some good violins and voices. Probably another song for my sad playlist. The last line was soooo good.
Other than that, I don't have much to say again...
12. Replay
Actually not my first listening:
I have been waiting for this! I absolutely love Replay! A bop! It makes me so happy, because it's so fun. I was actually introduced to this song by TXTs performance of it and Replay immediately caught my attention. I checked out the original and loved it even more.
I don't know why I like it so much, but I can say: Those powerful voices, once again! Yes please!
The song structure is so much fun as well! It's not repetetive but catchy and that's hard. Definitely the best debut song I ever heard!
After listening to an album of mostly chill songs, it was so refreshing! Replay is song of the century (SOC), thank you.
MV:
I won't say much about the MV either, because I already saw many parts of it, but this is the first time seeing it as a whole.
First of all- cute. Second of all- Taemin dancing after the girl... funny. This is meme-worthy stuff. That's some Michael Jackson shit, my boy.
So I guess they are all after the same girl... adults and a literal 14yo. I could laugh, but I won't. Because it's 11pm over here.
Oh and now they are dancing with hearound her... wholesome.
That's my take on this lol
Live performance:
So this is their debut stage - I'm excited! Omg, the introduction has me wheezing! The voice, The English!
Oh, they all look so young and cute! I love the dance as well (at least what I saw until now). Taemins smile melts my heart, such a baby.
So they did live vocals back then, I dig it. The outfits are kinda cringy, but still okay. Except Onews fedora, burn it before he tips it.
This stage is very different from debut stages today... I kinda like it better. Now everything has to start of epic, so I really love this fresh feel of their Replay debut stage. They all look really happy to be there, it's so cute. Also- Taemins face while he did his "solo dance"... It screamed "I'm a prince and I know".
Newer performance:
Aw, the throwback to their debut stage is so wholesome!
Okay, how can I like this live version better than the original even in the first 10 seconds? Ears, please explain yourselves! Their singing must've gotten a lot better, I don't know any better explanaition for this!
I love the outfits! Taemins cap and hair, Jonghyun as a whole! Damn! But why do SMs stylists to put hats on Onew? I wanna see hair god dammit! Minho is a real snack, I can lie. I won't talk about Key, because of... reasons.
The remix of the song is nice as well!
All in all, this is such a nice stage! They seem to have a lot of fun and their vocals are on point as always! I bet this stage is really special to some of you guys! :)
Oh no, Jonghyun was crying in the end :(
The last lines... sooo beautiful when they sang along with their fans. I'm soft.
Now I will have to end my first journey into SHINee world, because I'm tired and overwhelmed.
In conclusion I was surprised of the album itself. I thought it would be very different. In my thoughts it would've been a lot more of Pop like Replay, but I got chill songs and a masterpiece of a ballad!
My personal top 3 songs until now are: Replay, Y si fuera ella and Love Like Oxygen (Replay and Y si fuera ella are just god tier, while Love Like Oxygen is.... king tier?)
Who caught my attention this era: Jonghyun. He is such a good vocalist, who sadly doesn't get mentioned as much as he should be when discussing top vocals. After that probably Taemin, he was just so cute.
My bias: Still Key, but who knows what might happen...
Thanks for bearing with me! Let me know any suggestions or criticism, your own reactions... anything!
Bye~


Pt. 2
Hello guys, I'm back!
After all of your nice feedback and recommendations I'm even more motivated to delve into SHINees releases. For anyone who reads this and hasn't read my previous post yet, I'll include a link for it (there you can read how I'm planning to go through this journey and how I reacted to SHINees first full album).
As a little update:
After my second listening, all songs have grown on me a lot! I already included Graze, Y Si Fuera Ella, Love's Way and Love Like Oxygen in my regular playlist. I bet some other songs will find their way there as well! My innitial reaction of Y Si Fuera Ella has only grown stronger. I genuinely love this song and it really is like a musical song now that I read the lyrics. It's so dramatic, but in the best way possible. The SHINee World is stuck in my head now btw... It's some kind of love-hate relationship between us. I don't dislike the song... I would just rather have Y Si Fuera in my head (which is the other one stuck in there with Graze and Romantic).
I watched three live stages yesterday, including Keys performance of Born To Shine (thank you to the person who recommended this, it changed my life), Taemins performance of Replay and a live performance of Graze which all were recommended to me.
It was like some demon possessed Kibum... his smile during this stage might be my end (but I realized that I like natural make-up the best on the contrary). How did the girl survive this?! I really like the song as well, I'm just still shook :') More of this please.
Taemins stage was very sweet on the other hand :) I really love how he changed the instruments up in this one, I like trumpets a lot! Also- He looks so ethereal with blue contacts, I've not seen anyone pulling them of as well as he does! And he really dances similar to Michael Jackson sometimes, huh? Cool!
I really liked the choreography with the chairs in Graze, just like the user who recommended this specific stage to me! Once again, I can only praise SHINees live vocals! That's king behaviour lol. And can someone explain to me why Keys English is so good? I need to know! And, wow... Minho is so good-looking. His exposed forehead... more please... for research purposes.
I watched SHINee visiting Weekly Idol and The Knowing Bros as well. What I learned from those two episodes:
Taemin is actually the one in charge (evil maknae) and he is rutheless when it comes to meat. Also his reactions to Heechul teasing him are so funny! (On a side note, Heechul was so handsome in that episode!)
Minho is appearantly annoying (according to Doni and Coni) and he's so competetive! A true athlete, I was like this for a long time as well. His cringy video from the past really was... cringy. I genuinely hated it lol
Key can fluently speak pout (and I'm here for it) and seems really witty in Weekly Idol. I sadly don't remember much of him from these episodes :( Just that my eyes were drawn a lot to him (and to Jonghyun). To me he is just so cute (even when Born To Shine has proven me wrong).
Jonghyun is seriously handsome and TXTs Taehyun resembles him a lot imo. I also love how he just has no chill with Doni and Coni. I will never forget Jongmi, even if I want to. Her broad shoulders are to die for lol No wonder all the guys want her, she's so strong!
Onew is so handsome as well! I'm sorry that I didn't notice it before! He seems to be more calm than the others in these episodes, so I took away from them that he loves chicken and can sit without a chair. The way he couldn't comprehend that he got beat at his own game was really cute and funny though.
Now to some new songs. Since I missed songs from their first mini album Replay, I will react to those before I continue with AMIGO (or rather the songs on there that I don't already know from SHINee world) and ROMEO.

Replay:
1. Real
Oh, I already like this one! The mix of the violins and the electric beat is so interesting! And finally something fast paced that I can bop to. Yeah, Real is a fun song. I actually like the Raps as well! But that one line after the raps is probably my favorite of the song! Or I guess not, Jonghyuns adlibs again! Damn this man!
Real is the kind of song I would've expected on the same album as Replay. I dig it.
2. Love Should Go On
So this one starts off with Key rapping, not too bad. It seems like this is a song to shine for Key and Minho, until the main vocals open their mouths again lol
I really like the vibe when the chorus starts up, it's just.... pure vibe. Onews "love forever" line really is gold!
Yeah, Love Should Go On is more of a rap heavy song, that explains the vibe. I like this one, the mix of rap and vocals is good! I also really like funky beats!

AMIGO
1. AMIGO:
First listening:
Wow, this one is really different compared to all their other songs until now! I guess it's supposed to be sexy when they mention the word so many times lol
To be honest, it's not really my usual taste, but the chorus with AMIGO really digs itself in your brain and I think this song has SHINees best rap parts yet!
You know, I already know that the lyrics of this song are cringy without even knowing Korean lol
MV:
Huh, so the MV starts off in black and white... Don't tell me that everything will turn colorful after Minhos and the girls eyes meet. Okay, It didn't what a relief. But I think she might've stolen his heart? If that's what the golden light is supposed to be...
Oh, is he chasing her to get it back?... On another note... I need more Key as the center of the choreo... thanks. Good stuff.
Their outfits with those "mirrors" on them are ridiculous in the best way ever lol. The MV somehow made Minhos and Keys raps cooler? I guess it's the gestures, but they were pretty awesome.
To be honest, I don't understand the MV lmao... Sooo... She stole Minhos heart (?) just to give it back to him when he catches up to her? Weird. But I like the song a little better now, so that's a plus.
2. Forever Or Never
This is so different as well! It's so fierce! Even though I don't like the processed vocals, their vocals in the line in between the choruses are so interesting! It's kind of like rapping and singing at the same time with this specific rhythm of singing!
I will have to listen to this one more to form an actual opinion though....

ROMEO
1. Talk To You
Talk to you starts with rapping again and I can't make a lot of the beat yet. But it's expanding and getting better, kind of like evolving. I'm just missing a nice melody to be honest. It's again their singing that creates it, but I'm the kind of person that really likes instrumental melodies.
That's why I actually really liked the bridge of this song! It's different from the rest od the song. And now I like the rest of the song better? That's so weird!
2. Juliette
First listening:
Oh, an electronic beat! The way the first lines are song remind me of Micheal Jackson again... And I really like the pre-chorus. Let's see where this goes... Oh! It's nice! Juliette is a little funky! The beat is just so 2009 lol.
I just really like the pre-chorus and chorus, so I don't mind how outdated the rest sounds! I feel like this is a song that I will really like after listening to it a few more times! Ooooh... The ending is sooo goood! I'm excited for the MV now... because it's basically a second listening lol
MV:
The set really fits the sound of the song, I'm not gonna lie. And why do Onew and Jonghyun have to pull these facial expressions? I'm still (kinda, but actually not) innocent! On the other hand... Jonghyuns hair... I won't say more.
Tbh, I kinda dig Taemins long hair though! And what's with me not understanding their MVs?! So now Jonghyun is meeting some girl and it's at a theme party with masks?
Oh, the choreography of the chorus is so pretty! Makes it even better!
WHAT IS THAT ON KEYS HEAD?! He looks like that dude... Saurons tounge in the extended edition of Lord of The Rings... WHAT?! Oh wait.... It's supposed to be themed after Indians, right? And those are glasses and not a mask... I'm confused.
OMG Taemins mask lmao. The kid is a transformer! Cuuute!
For a second I thought Minho wasn't invited because I didn't see him in his mask (or I just didn't notice), but he seems to get the girl again.
Until now it seems like in each MV all the guys want that one girl... Let's see if this will change.
3. Hit Me
The adlibs in the beginning are so good! Will Hit Me be a more vocal heavy song again? I like it's simplicity until now. Is the underlying beat a heart monitor? It only seems to appear in the chorus though...
This is a chill song for my evenings once again! I think I'll be able to relax with this one well. I like it! And the song fades away with the heart monitor, a nice touch. Let's see what I'll think of Hit Me in my next post, when I listened to it some more times.
4. Senorita
Senorita seems to be more hip-hop heavy, but the guitar somehow says otherwise. Again, a guitar is giving me life. And wow, the vocals in the pre-chorus are so nice! The chorus is my taste as well! I can nod my head to this. That's a good sign.
And the pre-chorus makes me excited again. I think is my favorite of this album yet... but I didn't like the flow of either rap :( wait. It's not that bad. I reversed the song and the second time the raps are okay lol
Ooooh, the last chorus is so cool! Senorita is a fun song! It will probably be in my playlist soon.
5. Please, Don't Go
The first ballad! Now I'm actually excited for SHINees ballads! Especially when they are simplistic with a piano. Wow, the vocals are heavenly... This is a really sad song, I can hear their emotions!
The chorus is so pretty! Wow! I really like this ballad! It could be such a nice OST for a dramatic scene of romance drama. Is this song only for Onew and Jonghyun? The chorus again... It's so good. Their voices work so well together!
I love the way they are so different and complement each other so well! Wow... An actual ballad that I liked at my first listening... Only Someday by Pentagon did this to me yet... Now that I think of it, these two songs are pretty similar (featuring the main vocals and heavy on piano and violins). Anyone who likes Please, Don't Go should check out Someday. Sorry, I'm done with my Penatgon propaganda.
6. Romeo+Juliette
A fun beat to start of with... paired with weird vocal processing. Good, that it's over, because now the song is really nice... and then they made Key a robot. Now it's good again lol.
WOw, I really like Onews voice! And I kinda like the raps! That's so nice!
I like it. Romeo+Juliette, a good song. I can't say much more. I'm enjoying it while ignoring the processed vocals. Because the actual ones are godly! I love the string instruments as well! Just... stop the robots SM, thanks.
I really wanna see a live performance of this one, so I can hear it without auto-tune! Can someone recommend me a nice one?
I'm tired again, so I won't do 2009, The Year Of Us in this post like I first planned to. So this will be the end of my second part of entering SHINee world.
In conclusion, all of these songs were completely new for me, so I didn't know or expect anything going into the songs I missed as well as the ROMEO album. The songs were very different then my first songs. A lot of ballads got exchanged with funkier or more technological beat- which is not bad at all, because funnily enough... I really liked the one ballad they did this time!
My personal top three of this post are: Please Don't Go, Senorita and Romeo+Juliet (this might be a subject for change in the future though)
My personal top ten out of all the songs I reviewed yet: (1 and 2 and 4 and 5 are interchangable, the rankings might change here later on as well)
  1. Y Si Fuera Ella (yeah... it's THAT song for me)
  2. Replay
  3. Please, Don't Go
  4. Senorita
  5. Love Like Oxygen
  6. Romeo+Juliette
  7. Graze
  8. Best Place
  9. Juliette
  10. Real
Honorable mentions: SHINEEE WOOOORLD
Who caught my attention this era (ROMEO): Definitely Onew! I really appreciate his vocals in all these songs. And Minhos eyes. Just the eyes lmao (Don't kill me, I'm kidding).
My bias: I don't even know anymore... Key? Yeah. Still him... The other guys though... But Key is still on top! He might never leave my brain after Born To Shine...
Thanks for reading my second part! Please give me some more recommendations for live performances and maybe solo variety appearances for each member, so I can get to know them better! Give me anything you want!
I'm excited for your guys opinions again, so until then-
Bye~

That's what I already got. I will post my third review here as well if you want to! Bye!
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